How Can You Forget Something Like That!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Dude, this made my day...
I work at Honda and we have some loaner cars for customers who can't stay at the garage beacause we need their car for the day. Today we found a fucking dildo when cleaning one of the loaner cars. WTF????????????
So yeah we tought it was funny until....
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The GUY came back to get "wath he had forgottten" in his car
DUDE I LOVE MY JOB LOLZ |
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| I'm feeling your mom right now.. |
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| That's pretty crazy lol |
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| never a dull moment eh hugo? |
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| I'm feeling battery operated right now.. |
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| dude I'm laughing since 3 pm haha, I volunteered to call the person who had forgot it but he suddenly appeared at the garage asking for his dildo lolz |
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| I'm feeling your mom right now.. |
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| It might've been Regimental and his new purchase for DJ Wood, mistakenly forgotten. |
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| I'm feeling d&b selektah right now.. |
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| "Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor... but every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to... imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article 'a' dildo, never 'your' dildo." |
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| Or " your friend's dildo ". |
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| I'm feeling d&b selektah right now.. |
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| ..so huggo....what did you do with ''the'' dildo... |
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| I'm feeling a gnome right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By FISHEAD
"Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor... but every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to... imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article 'a' dildo, never 'your' dildo."
fight club |
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| I'm feeling speakerlove right now.. |
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| palahniuk is my hero. |
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| I'm feeling cool right now.. |
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| bwaaHahahahah! The dude had guts to come back for it? :D:D |
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| I'm feeling taco flavored kisses right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By THE_PINK_POPO
..so huggo....what did you do with ''the'' dildo...
As you seem to suggest... I can do a loooootttt of things with those things lolz |
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| I'm feeling your mom right now.. |
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| Ca du être drôle de voir la face du gars, genre...
"Scuse moi, j'ai oublié mon...hhhhhmmm...mon...tsé mon...*hum* Dildo *hum* |
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| I'm feeling hyper rewired! right now.. |
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| maybe he used it on his girlfriend and rented the car so he don't jizz into his own... |
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| I'm feeling roommate search right now.. |
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| maybe he uses it as a weapon |
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| I'm feeling wants health right now.. |
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| Maybe he just wanted you to touch it. |
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| I'm feeling bored right now.. |
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| Maybe he use it to remove the ice on his windows |
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| I'm feeling hyper rewired! right now.. |
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| or the croutons around his rectum |
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| I'm feeling speakerlove right now.. |
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| Maybe it's an anti-theft device à la " The Club " |
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| I'm feeling d&b selektah right now.. |
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| Maybe he stuck it his ass. |
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| I'm feeling cool right now.. |
How Can You Forget Something Like That!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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