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Bad Rap
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Jan 23, 2007 @ 6:56pm |
 Coolness: 509700 | So I was thinking of a bunch of songs rappers dare don't sing, I present to you the first title.
Girl, I wanna get your pregnant -------------------------- Now Girl jump on in i'll take you for a spin We'll commit every sin until we make some kin So babe come on over now move a little bit closer I hope you're not on the pill if you're in for a little thrill I'm a man, not just some boy So no need to act all coy Let me be your favorite toy And we'll make a bundle of joy First off I wanna make you smile and make our time worth while so... Girl. I. Want. to get you pregnant. Girl. I. Want. to re-pro-duce. Yeah Girl, I wanna get you pregant To your womb my sperm I introduce. Now I want to say my lady, that I want you to have a baby Your tummy's gonna get all round But I swear that i'll stick around Girl. I wanna rock your world but then you'll have a little girl. I guess it could be a boy Then we'd name him Roy Oooo babe we'll buy a cariage And maybe consider a mariage Cause we'll be together forever Our bond we will never sever You're going to be a woman by giving hope to this earth We'll live life like we should then Once you finally give birth I don't need no protection or other birth control schemes It's gonna grow in your mid section Cause you know I love your genes Because of what's in your womb We'll both be parents soon Now I need to make some money Cause rapping like this aint gonna make me any that's for sure. |
| I'm feeling aware right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Tue Jan 23, 2007 @ 7:10pm |
 Coolness: 134410 | the hook is butter |
| I'm feeling lil' reg loc' right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Tue Jan 23, 2007 @ 9:06pm |
 Coolness: 122450 | sounds better than the eminem/akon song |
| I'm feeling drunk right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Jan 24, 2007 @ 12:25am |
| Coolness: 509700 | thanx for the feedback guys! next time it's "Nice guys don't finish last" and "I'm in love with my sister" |
| I'm feeling aware right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Jan 24, 2007 @ 3:50am |
 Coolness: 266095 | HAHAHAHAH |
| I'm feeling brooding&mysterious right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Jan 31, 2007 @ 1:21am |
| Coolness: 509700 | I Wanna Cup
-------------------------- Cause I need a chair and then a table Baby get me a cloth if you are able I need a plate and I need a fork If you don't have one, get me a spork Give me some meat and then some rice I'll want some sauce or just some spice Give me a drink girl, to quench my thirst But I will need to pour it into something first Girl, yeah I wanna C.U.P I don't want that liquid to poor all over me Girl, oh yeah, I wanna C.U.P There's nothing I need more, cause I am so thirsty Now girl, I always know what I desire Now get back to cooking over that fire I love what you do, only you have the power Now get back providing that golden shower Of course I only mean the honey in that curry I am so hungry so you know that you must hurry The food will satisfy my every will But I need something to soak up that spill, so Girl, yeah I wanna C.U.P I don't want that liquid to poor all over me Girl, oh yeah, I wanna C.U.P There's nothing I need more, cause I am so thirsty I need a cup! Update » AlienZeD wrote on Wed Jan 31, 2007 @ 5:21pm It's 'supposed' to be bad... I was gonna write it about anal sex, but that would be believable, thus defeating the purpose. |
| I'm feeling you know like w/e right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tipou replied on Fri Feb 2, 2007 @ 5:57pm |
 Coolness: 48885 | Anal sex disgust me... |
| I'm feeling jazzy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Feb 2, 2007 @ 7:16pm |
| Coolness: 509700 | Perfect!! it'll make an excellent bad rap song then
In The Out Hole ------------------------------- Cause I'm bored of that regular in and out I want to do something that will make you shout Girl this time I'm going to make you full By sticking it all the way in the out hole Now I have to admit that when I turn you around I ask myself, what's this new hole I've found I always thought anal sex was bad at first But now I'm going to shove it in your coin purse Lay back and relax otherwise this might hurt We're going to do it just like Ernie And Bert But there's nothing childish about what we do Girl I'm gonna plug this tight part of you (refrain)x2 I love seeing you squirm when it feels so good Let's try something new next time I get wood You know that part of you you want to keep shut That's right, uh huh, sex in the butt. The more we make love, the less I can feel You're not as tight as before but it's no big deal There's a part of you that will squeeze me tight What do you think I mean? Anal Sex! That's right! So stick that ass up, and get ready for my love I'll line myself up and give a little shove If we don't use lube, then I'll just use spit Cause there aint no difference, that's where you shit. If you think it's unclean or that I'm being mean It Could be a bad dream or it could make you cream One way or the other, open up your shutter As long as there's no clutter it'll slide like butter Now don't you even think of calling me Greek I can take verbal abuse and turn the other cheek The chance of feeling pleasure might look real bleek And you'll regret it if you can't walk for a week But on the bright side, you might find a new desire When I push into you and set your ass on fire PLease girl let's try and break all the boundaries cause you can't get pregnant where there are no ovaries I love seeing you squirm when it feels so good Let's try something new next time I get wood You know that part of you you want to keep shut That's right, uh huh, sex in the butt. |
| I'm feeling lukin 4 pot in tdot right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 2, 2007 @ 7:20pm |
 Coolness: 685730 | Oh wow, I'm totally imagining that as a pop/rnb tune along the lines of Dick in a Box lol
You realise that if you actually make a pop/rnb tune with those vocals and make a cheezy video for it you'll be all over the internet! |
| I'm feeling up the edit button right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tipou replied on Fri Feb 2, 2007 @ 7:33pm |
| Coolness: 48885 | hahahahahaha |
| I'm feeling jazzy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Fri Feb 2, 2007 @ 7:37pm |
| Coolness: 134410 | i'll tottally sing that. |
| I'm feeling lil' reg loc' right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 2, 2007 @ 8:01pm |
| Coolness: 685730 | Honestly, I couldn't imagine anyone OTHER than you singing that..
As soon as I sort fruity out, I'm making you a cheeze-pop rnb beat lol |
| I'm feeling up the edit button right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tipou replied on Fri Feb 2, 2007 @ 8:30pm |
| Coolness: 48885 | Wooooo you guys really need to make a video out of it and I want to see it... |
| I'm feeling jazzy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Fri Feb 2, 2007 @ 8:34pm |
| Coolness: 134410 | atrix will make the video..
tipou will star in it |
| I'm feeling lil' reg loc' right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tipou replied on Fri Feb 2, 2007 @ 8:39pm |
| Coolness: 48885 | hahaha i'll pass this one... |
| I'm feeling jazzy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Feb 2, 2007 @ 9:24pm |
| Coolness: 509700 | no no! it's perfect for the irony!! if I had more time and hip hop knowledge, I'd compose a tune for it
it's open for the public though, if anyone was serious about it, you have my full support lol i wrote that in all of ten minutes |
| I'm feeling lukin 4 pot in tdot right now.. | |
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