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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Mon Sep 11, 2006 @ 10:58am |
 Coolness: 509600 | Some jokes are so bad, they are good. Actually no they just suck.
Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it, but they didn't. :| |
| I'm feeling poor right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Mon Sep 11, 2006 @ 7:17pm |
 Coolness: 65340 | how many hamsters does it take to make a muffin?
none cause aligators cant fly!D'UH! |
| I'm feeling anal tongue darts right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Mon Sep 11, 2006 @ 7:19pm |
 Coolness: 136085 | some number as blond chicks |
| I'm feeling hes not my boyfriend right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Mon Sep 11, 2006 @ 9:07pm |
| Coolness: 509600 | lmao, that royaly sucked!
What did one seagull say to the other. kaw! |
| I'm feeling her up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miller replied on Mon Sep 11, 2006 @ 9:15pm |
 Coolness: 57230 | what did the presedent say to the nation?
uuuhhhh, what happened? |
| I'm feeling like drinking right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» madamme_sara replied on Mon Sep 11, 2006 @ 10:15pm |
 Coolness: 37940 | what did ur mom say when she fell
ouch |
| I'm feeling horny 4 grasp right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Sep 12, 2006 @ 12:02am |
| Coolness: 509600 | I can't believe I'm loving this thread. Long Live the Ganj!
What did Hitler say? Kill the jews. (I think this thread could rip a smile off anyone's face.) |
| I'm feeling her up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Sep 12, 2006 @ 1:01am |
 Coolness: 685630 | Jewish people driving German cars is the exact opposite of FUBU. |
| I'm feeling confused right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Tue Sep 12, 2006 @ 2:12am |
 Coolness: 102805 | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Sep 12, 2006 @ 2:22am |
| Coolness: 685630 | Yeah I watched Jesus is Magic 2 days ago, some classic fuckin' lines in there (though the musical bits/scripted parts I find totally took away from the feel of standup comedy. Coulda done with just her and no gimicks) |
| I'm feeling confused right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Luna-1 replied on Tue Sep 12, 2006 @ 3:41am |
| Coolness: 118540 | how you make a 5 years old girl cry twice ????
you wipe youre dick on her favorite teddy bear after |
| I'm feeling killingspreecore right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Sep 12, 2006 @ 10:19am |
| Coolness: 509600 | What's the difference between a homosapien and a rug.
Lots... |
| I'm feeling her up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Tue Sep 12, 2006 @ 12:09pm |
| Coolness: 65340 | whats the difference between a dick and a chair?
you dont know? i guess you should watch out where you sit then! |
| I'm feeling anal tongue darts right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Sep 12, 2006 @ 12:12pm |
| Coolness: 509600 | hey! no humour allowed!
Why did Grasp cross the street? Little boys. |
| I'm feeling her up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dark_Angel_2 replied on Tue Sep 12, 2006 @ 2:48pm |
 Coolness: 69440 | ^^^^bahahaha, now thats a classic! |
| I'm feeling like waxin his ass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Sep 13, 2006 @ 4:39pm |
| Coolness: 509600 | :P
What is Dark Angel Smoking... It's Dark Angel 2 stupid! That was a trick question. sshhheeesh |
| I'm feeling so intense right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB replied on Wed Sep 13, 2006 @ 4:52pm |
 Coolness: 103375 | one guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has beer.
the bartender replys ''no'' |
| I'm feeling cool right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Mon Sep 18, 2006 @ 2:12am |
 Coolness: 152550 | I posted a thread in January with better ones imho... :P
Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg. Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk properly again. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed. ------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.' ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Being raped. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest Man 1: Knock, Knock Man 2: Who's there? Man 1: It's me Johnny. Man 2: Oh, hey man! Come on in, and have a beer. ---------- A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime. ---------- What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering. ----------- So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger. ------------- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was just the decomposing remains of a long forgotten murder case in a remote field. --------------- A man walks into a bar He drinks 6 Newcastles, 4 shots of Jack Daniels, hits on the waitress unsuccessfully, takes his wedding ring off, tried again and fails, drinks 3 more shots, drives home, beats his daughter for coming home late, and cries himself to sleep realizing that he hates his life. ---------------- A duck walks into a bar... Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released. ---------------- A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existance and the extent to which I am now protected by law." ----------------- Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear. ----------------- How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really. ---------------- The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, what'll ya have, Pope? But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves. ---------------- A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.'' The bear replies, ''I guess I will have a soda instead.'' So the bear and the bartender talk over nonalcoholic drinks all night about the reality of interspecies communication. |
| I'm feeling cracktastic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Mon Sep 18, 2006 @ 2:38pm |
| Coolness: 509600 | some of those WERE funny though... tsk tsk
Why do doctors always ask you to turn your head and cough? Seriously, why? |
| I'm feeling ripped apart right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Luna-1 replied on Mon Sep 18, 2006 @ 2:38pm |
| Coolness: 118540 | i seriously dont know ???! |
| I'm feeling gangstacore right now.. | |
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