Smelly Girls
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| So your with a girl and cuddling and stuff and then you realize she smells like poo... The girl hasn't showered in almost 2 days, hippie styles. How do you put it to her without offending her that maybe she should shower? |
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| I'm feeling slacky right now.. |
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| tell her you wanna fuck her in the shower |
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| I'm feeling your breasts right now.. |
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| you tell her to smell your beansac, and ask her to smell herself and compare the two... |
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| uhm... fuck it there are plenty more hot girls at foufs noah |
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| I'm feeling uuuurgh right now.. |
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| ewww! you found it @ foufs? Whats wrong with you Noah? Ack! |
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| Well, tell her. And heck, take a shower with her :) Being direct but polite, nothing wrong with that :) Communication dudes, communication ;)
Ça enlève bcp de problèmes quand t'es franc dans un couple! |
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| I'm feeling mrr'rr'rzzzzzzzz.z right now.. |
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| geezus, I went there (foufs) sunday and boy do they all look the same. Same *emo* hair, same *emo* clothing, same *emo* faces, same retarded tattoos. And the place reeked of social *emo!!!* insecurity and underage pussy. And there was a fat smelly *emo* chick covered in cellulite *dancing* to heavy metal on the bar counter (was it her by any chance? harhar), and it was so embarrassing I had to look away. It was a frightening experience I do not want to relive. My friend made me waste 10 dollars! Tssss! |
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| I'm feeling awesome right now.. |
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| Run? |
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| I'm feeling i don't know right now.. |
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| Be like "hey baby, you know what would be hot? lets take a shower together" |
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| If she doesn'T wash, I wouldn't trust her for with my dick. |
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| I'm feeling cracktastic right now.. |
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| "hey, I think that you smell like poo" |
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| I'm feeling thug right now.. |
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| Tu peux etre subtil et lui dire dans une conversation que taime les filles qui prennent soin de leur hygiene et que cest important pour toi. |
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| "Smelly girls don't get any love from me" |
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| ass fuck her "dirty style" |
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| I'm feeling surly right now.. |
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| "Have you been shitting your pants recently and failing to clean it up?" |
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| I'm feeling beersex.net right now.. |
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| lol.
aawwwww |
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| I'm feeling splendiferous right now.. |
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| i like stinky girls ,they have been marinating in there own juices,releases all the flavour. |
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| I'm feeling whoreacaine season right now.. |
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| simmered over a low heat, stirring occasionaly. |
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| Fuck thast gross... |
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| thats fuckin' gross...
i'd end it right there.
or tell her she stinks.... that way she is more self concious about it and might wash before seeing you next.
guys can get away with a bit of b.o. cuz were spossed to be stinky, but girls are spossed to smell all pretty and shit.
and if you keep bringing girls home from foufs your bound to run into this problem again and again.... |
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| I'm feeling my giant hose beast right now.. |
Smelly Girls
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