Are You A Jaded Ravers ?
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 11:40am |
 Coolness: 248400 | You might be a JADED raver if...
-You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR". -You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical. -You refrain from dancing unless the circle is of rather large dimensions. -When you do dance, you "battle". -You learn to spin, and therefore have graduated to the "superior rave status". -You find out just how crooked promoters really are. -You hate massives. -You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene. -You say "the scene" a lot. -You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends. -The smell of Vicks makes you physically sick. -You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glow stick show". -You learn to break. -You drink beer at after parties. -You quit collecting fliers. -You have unsubscribed from your rave mailing list, because "none of those fucking little kids understand a thing about raving, dammit!" -You can't remember the last time you went to a party and didn't think it sucked. -You can't remember much in general. -You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died. -You are actually called by your real name. -You realize that the general public shouldn't be blamed for hating raves. -You think ECKO is the sickest gear money can buy. -You value things in terms of vinyl, (ex: "that's an eight record pair of pants.") -You DESPISE Happy Hardcore. -You DESPISE candy. -You have seen a thirteen year old "raver" on ecstasy and felt like leaving the party because of it. -You know what a 303 is. -You no longer feel the need to advertise your "rave-ness" to the world. -You realize shell toes are shitty shoes. -You can't count how many pairs you have owned. -You know that post-rave sex is awful. -You've punked kids who tried to get in a circle that was outta their league. -You can determine where a raver is from just by the way they dance. -You find out that underground parties still happen quite frequently, despite what 98% of the raving populous thinks. -You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you didn't. -You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD. -You read URB. -Your parents gave up on you becoming normal a long, long time ago. -You know why GHB and special K are for fucking idiots. -You understand electro and minimal techno now. -You hate rave ho's. -You could out-dance any boy band, any day, while smoking a cigarette. -You begin to notice how often big DJ's blow mixes. -You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get thrown out. -You say "ill" a lot. -You have replaced Caffiene, JNCO, and Adidas with Technic, Vestax, and JBL. -You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not. --You can actually dance to jungle. -You see guys from your high school football team at a party. -You know raving is mainstream as fuck. -The bigger the flier, the less you want to go to the party. -You can re-tell the story of how raving came to America quite accurately. -You hate Anthem tracks. -Your sleeping, and eating habits are completely fucked up. -You sit around with friends and tell old "rave disaster" stories. -You are amazed that you are somehow still alive. ....there's no such thing as excess, just varying degrees of style... |
| I'm feeling drastik right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 11:47am |
 Coolness: 182505 | that was awsome!
*shrugs* shit happens |
| I'm feeling coocooforcocopuffs right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 12:23pm |
 Coolness: 175415 | All of that because of candy
damn candy :( |
| I'm feeling flying right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 12:32pm |
 Coolness: 86830 | I may be a bit jaded, but I still wear my phat pants, |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ufot replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 12:33pm |
 Coolness: 93075 | ya... what he said about candy, and im not a jaded raver... or am I??? ah wutever, fuck everyone...
Ufot-hahahahha |
| I'm feeling disconnected right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 12:35pm |
 Coolness: 152485 | I don'T hate rave hos... |
| I'm feeling cracktastic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ufot replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 12:46pm |
| Coolness: 93075 | ya, fuck you too simon!
.... ..... ...... hi simon, long time no see :D Ufot-wutever is in, right? |
| I'm feeling disconnected right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DonLouis replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 1:19pm |
 Coolness: 84060 | - You've seen that same thread years ago. |
| I'm feeling jotzy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 1:23pm |
| Coolness: 248400 | -You're an idiot random kid who needs attention in posting * stupid pseudo bitching* |
| I'm feeling drastik right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» fucktop replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 1:33pm |
 Coolness: 51935 | -You know that post-rave sex is awful.
LIES! |
| I'm feeling weekendomg right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 1:39pm |
 Coolness: 509535 | -You only read about half of what was written because there were no pictures. Or is that just me? |
| I'm feeling topsy turvy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 1:40pm |
| Coolness: 248400 | If you want pictures,go on the picture thread;) |
| I'm feeling drastik right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DonLouis replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 1:42pm |
| Coolness: 84060 | Originally Posted By MELOODIE
-You're an idiot random kid who needs attention in posting * stupid pseudo bitching* I don't know who you are but one thing I know, I love you. |
| I'm feeling jotzy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 1:45pm |
 Coolness: 685565 | hahaha oh man, more ravewave drama to ensue after that response! |
| I'm feeling sleepy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 1:49pm |
| Coolness: 248400 | lol i posted that ravewave jaded thing because of it.This week is the best ravewave drama since so long .Everywhereee |
| I'm feeling drastik right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 2:03pm |
| Coolness: 175415 | - In a rave party you say to people that you don't go to rave anymore |
| I'm feeling flying right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 2:30pm |
| Coolness: 509535 | Big whoop wanna fight about it?! |
| I'm feeling topsy turvy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 2:33pm |
 Coolness: 282430 | I think you ravers...shoiuld stick your heads up your sses some more, maybe you'll find a pill lodged in there somewhere. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 2:36pm |
| Coolness: 509535 | (pretends to defend the ravers)
The only pill YOU need is a chill pill man... stop the hate! or else we'll hit you with glow sticks on strings. :P |
| I'm feeling provocative right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 2:43pm |
| Coolness: 175415 | - vous êtes tanné d'écrire votre prochain rave dans votre nick msn |
| I'm feeling flying right now.. | |
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