Fuck, Can Anyone Help Me?
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» djAmalgam replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 7:08pm |
 Coolness: 105790 | So let me explain a little bit here on my situation. My car is broken and It's too cold to go outside and fix it. There's no way I'm laying on the cold pavement and pulling the transfer case (transmission). So I'm carless.
Now my girl, I normally just car pool with her to work. Which is fine because we live together and we're both working the same hours and near by each other. But I took Friday off and I opted to watch the kid instead of having her drop him off at my moms. So I was at home and everything was all good untill about 1pm. I got a call from my boss and he needed me in. I work at Burger King in the mall, so I told him I really can't but if I must I'll have to ride my motorcycle in and it's -20 outside. He said it would really mean alot and mean I might be eligalbe for management come my 6 month review. So I told him sure. Now I have a problem, I have my son. He's 2.5 yrs old and just a bundle, but I have no way to have someone watch him. I forgot about this detail. So with no options left I get out his old broken car seat and fix the buckles with some duct tape. Then I strap it to my bike and set him up in it. I didn't have a helmet that fit him so I just used a towel and some tape and secured him to the carseat with that. He was snug as a bug so I put a towel over the carseat and jumped on it. I set off to my moms to drop off my son about 5 miles away. Really just a few turns down the road but it was snowing and cold as ####. I was about 3 miles to her house and I got pulled over. Freakin arrested for child endangerment and now they won't give my bike back. I just bought it in april. It's a 02R6 and it means the world to me. They said they're holding it till court to display to the prosucuter and people how unsafe I was with the car seat duct taped and bungied to the bike. I think it was really secure and I had him bundled up and me being on the bike blocked the wind. My girl want's to kill me and she's all worried about our kid getting taken away. Right now they're making him stay with my mom untill court. How do you think I could get my bike back? I'm leaving on Wednesday for bikeweek. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 7:31pm |
 Coolness: 152510 | safe baby > burger king promotion |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Br34th3 replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 8:05pm |
 Coolness: 127765 | "I get out his old broken car seat and fix the buckles with some duct tape. Then I strap it to my bike and set him up in it. I didn't have a helmet that fit him so I just used a towel and some tape and secured him to the carseat with that. He was snug as a bug so I put a towel over the carseat and jumped on it."
doood..youre fucking kidding right?... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Hidra replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 8:29pm |
 Coolness: 88425 | if I was your gf...
you would already be dead... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 8:54pm |
 Coolness: 146325 | hard drukQs ?
i can't believe that you're still thinking about your bike right now... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 9:07pm |
 Coolness: 158735 | can i have a burger please ? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» wisp replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 9:11pm |
| Coolness: 97320 | you have a kid!?!? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 9:32pm |
 Coolness: 299325 | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Br34th3 replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 9:39pm |
| Coolness: 127765 | ha..good1 |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BeAtJuNkIe replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 10:20pm |
 Coolness: 48455 | wow and i thought the drugs fucked my head up.....
i'm guessing a court order will ensue making it illegal for you to reproduce. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 10:31pm |
 Coolness: 339665 | yeah, as soon as i read that i'm like..
paul living with a girl? paul has a kid? paul working at burger king? HAH. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PartyPopple replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 10:43pm |
 Coolness: 63415 | wow...Paul, I can't believe you have a son
on a bike, with duct tape? ouch... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BeAtJuNkIe replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 10:48pm |
| Coolness: 48455 | no kidding....thats why all my fetuses get the coat hanger. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 11:15pm |
 Coolness: 103335 | oh |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 11:18pm |
| Coolness: 339665 | okay, apparently people don't realize this is a joke.
PAUL DOESN'T HAVE A KID, A MOTORCYCLE.. HE ALSO DOESN'T LIVE WITH A GIRL. geez. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BeAtJuNkIe replied on Thu Mar 9, 2006 @ 11:21pm |
| Coolness: 48455 | i dont kill fetuses with coat hangers either....duh...everyone knows draino is the only way |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Fri Mar 10, 2006 @ 1:26am |
 Coolness: 202115 | Ryan would eat your baby, one problem gone |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» EArTiFiCiAL_JoY replied on Fri Mar 10, 2006 @ 1:31am |
 Coolness: 33715 | ahahah that's fucking awsum.. to bad no 1 in there right fucking mind would ever do that! so ya good story though.. worth reading twice! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Mar 10, 2006 @ 1:32am |
| Coolness: 339665 | Woah, an albertan.. can i have some of that suplus you guys are getting? i need money. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Fri Mar 10, 2006 @ 1:35am |
 Coolness: 150460 | Pfft, you have to BE an Albertan to get some of that bling.
Like me... Muhahahaha, Easiest $400 i've ever made. Hahahah! |
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