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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Mon Jan 6, 2003 @ 8:38pm |
 Coolness: 94280 | Not from movies..or I will kick your ass....just sketchy or funny things your friends have said...
my top 2 favorites... "Everytime I lick my lips I taste something different from my fridge [licks lips] pickles, and olives, and ketchup, and peanut butter..."-Alexi [picks up rock]"What the FUCK is this?!"-miles |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Mon Jan 6, 2003 @ 9:51pm |
| Coolness: 1240 | a new girl at my job.. i made her training...
she said to me "my BF's grandfather is at hospital" i said "damn are you close to him?" she answered "uuh no... i'm here and he's at hospital"...... DUH!!!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 1:29am |
 Coolness: 276440 | Did Alexi make himself a peanut butter, pickle, ketchup and olive sandwhich? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 4:11pm |
 Coolness: 685595 | I don't remember who said it, but (after seeing The Two Towers):
Gollum looks like Steve Buscemi on an airplane-glue bender. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ontheroadagain replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 4:15pm |
 Coolness: 54340 | hahahaha so true! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 4:16pm |
| Coolness: 685595 | I know! It made me laugh soooo much. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 5:47pm |
| Coolness: 94280 | haha no kafwin..he was on dxm..and everytime he licked his lips he tasted something different that was in his fridge (i dont remember what foods he actually said..it was something like those tho) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 5:54pm |
| Coolness: 276440 | *licks the wall*.. The shnozzberries taste like shnozberries!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 6:28pm |
| Coolness: 94280 | "sometimes I act like a goof because it adds to my character"-miles
"ohh julie...*sigh* ive turned into such a blahhh girl and all i wanna do is 'meh'"-brittany "I wouldnt HAVE to nag him if he would just do it in the first place"-me (about miles getting me tinfoil the day we all did shrooms at miles place..kafwin and nat u guys were there) "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID DIRTY SLUT" -alexi (haha kafwin and isa u guys were in the car..) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 6:36pm |
| Coolness: 276440 | (from that night at miles house)
" It doesnt exist because I don't understand it. " - Julie. " Did you fuck him?? Wanna fuck me??" - Miles planning what to say to an 11 years old. hahahahah |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 6:38pm |
| Coolness: 94280 | haha shush ...thats not what I said..thats what brit and alexi said i said...haha although it holds alot of truth about everything in life :D hahahahahahah i was simple saying someone invented math..not that is doesnt exist...*runs away* I am NOT having this fight again..It was just high babble..lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 6:47pm |
| Coolness: 276440 | " 8 inches is still good! " -corey k
" yea u keep telling urself that buddy" - me |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 7:46pm |
| Coolness: 685595 | v0idnull, while waiting for the bus to go to sk00l:
If the teacher makes me write on the board, I'll write in a font so small that... Wait. I said font. me: That was pretty lame. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 7:56pm |
| Coolness: 276440 | hehehehh |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 8:01pm |
| Coolness: 685595 | KAFWIN ENTERTAIN ME!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 8:59pm |
| Coolness: 94280 | *in a wraspy gross voice (yelling* "hey ALICE"-crackhead
(hahaha I was at Queen and sherbourn one morning with my friends alan and dave..haha dont know why again..prolly getting a bus..but we were...and this one crackhead yelled "hey alice" to the other crackhead..and she walked over...I was alarmed at the fact that I know knew her name |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 10:56pm |
| Coolness: 685595 | Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing! I can not, will not hold the One. You have a slim chance, but I have none. I will not take it on a boat, I will not take it across a moat. I cannot take it under Moria, that's one thing I can't do for ya. I would not bring it into Mordor, I would not make it to the border." -excerpt from Dr. Suess's Fellowship Of The Ring. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 11:03pm |
| Coolness: 685595 | People were always asking me, did I know Gollum.
"AAAIEEE!" With a crazed and deformed Stoor clenching his jaw on your finger, you only speak in vowels. With my finger, I can feel the half-chewed fish stuck behind his tongue. I totally forgot about the whole Ring destruction thing for a second and I wondered how clean his teeth were. The cave we're standing in won't be here in three minutes. You take an ancient evil Ring of Power and add a 98-percent concentration of flaming lava. Explosion. I know this because Sauron knows this. This is our world now. Two minutes. Two minutes to go and I'm wondering how I got here... Fade to a support group: "Remaining Hobbits Together." --Openning of Chuck Pahlaniuk's LoTR |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 11:08pm |
| Coolness: 685595 | That was more the movie than the book version.
Here's the version that reads like the book intro. "Frodo gets me a job as a waiter, after that Mr. Frodo's pushing Sting in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die. For a long time, though, Frodo and I were best friends. People are always asking me, did I know about Frodo Baggins. The tip of the sword just touched the back of my throat, Frodo says, "We really won't die." With my tongue I can feel the fuller forged into the bottom of the blade. Most of the weight of a sword is in the middle, a mass increasing as the blade broadens for extra cutting power. To reduce the weight and improve manueverability, you forge channels in the face of the blade. This makes it light for its width but helps it retain some cutting power. You forge the fullers too thin, and the blade can break in your hand. "This isn't really death," Frodo says. "We'll be legend. We won't grow old." I tongue the elven blade into my cheek and say, Mr. Frodo, you're thinking of ringwraiths. The mountain we're standing on won't be here in ten minutes. You take a 98 percent concentration of a fuming portion of a dark lord's power and add it to molten gold. Then, pour the gold into a mold in the shape of a ring. Take it out of the mold and remove the sprues in a closed environment, and you have a ring of power. I know this because Frodo knows this. Throw the ring into the fires in which it was forged, and you get a massive explosion that brings down the mountain. A lot of folk feed them to dragons or pay a Balrog to lash the ring. Dragons and Balrogs have never, ever worked for me. So Frodo and I are on top of Mount Doom with Sting stuck in my mouth, and we hear rocks crumbling. Look over the edge. It's always a cloudy day, especially this high up. This is Middle Earth's most evil mountain, and on top of it the wind is always cold. It's so quiet this high up, the feeling you get is that you're one of those Nazgul steeds. You do the little job you're told to do. Get ridden to battle. Confront a shield maiden. You don't understand any of it, and then you just die. Three-thousand feet up up, you look over the edge of the cliff and the plane below is mottled with a shag carpet of orcs, walking, marching to the West. The stone crumbling is the cliff-face right below us. Gollum climbs up the side of mountain, eyes big as Gandalf's old hat as he picks his way up slowly. Bits of ragged clothing catch on jagged rocks and drop, getting smaller, disappearing into the packed crowd." ... Chapter 1 of Chuck Pahlaniuk's LoTR |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» somekid replied on Tue Jan 7, 2003 @ 11:09pm |
 Coolness: 85010 | The movie would have been so much better if fat basterd were in it. |
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