Blue Balls
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 12:16pm |
 Coolness: 134245 | whats the worst case of blueballs y0u ever experienced.
this one time some singer slash stripper chick came to the studio to record, she had huge tits so i started making out with her. ends up ,all we ended up doin was making out for an hour then she tanned nude on my balcony ,then that night she slept over ,made out some more she started to jerk me off and didnt even bother finishing me off.Turns out she 's a hooker and doesnt fuck for free,and reggie dont play that shit.. The next day my balls ltterally were killing me,it was to painfull to even milk them to relieve the pressure. peice of advice,if she aint fuckin in the firts 48 hours,stop makin out and teasing your dick ,you'll regret it. oh and dont pay girls for sex..it's illegal. next. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» bob_ replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 12:19pm |
 Coolness: 102180 | hahahahahahahahahahahaha
wait a sec... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 12:19pm |
 Coolness: 339640 | actually paying for sex is legal in quebec.
solicitation is the illegal bit. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mr_Frog replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 12:22pm |
 Coolness: 97075 | hahahahaha fuck, hehehhe |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:10pm |
| Coolness: 134245 | glad i can brighten your day boys |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:12pm |
 Coolness: 84910 | could have just tied her up and not let her leave till she does her job, you got space in your closet, no? beside the case of analub? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:13pm |
| Coolness: 134245 | hahaha,,,,ya i thought of it ,but i havent been down with fuckin girls while they cry lately ,i dont know,just doesnt float my boat anymore. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» The_Deamon replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:24pm |
 Coolness: 49630 | Are you saying "fuckin girls while they cry" has ever floated your boat? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:27pm |
| Coolness: 134245 | are you actually taking me seriously? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:28pm |
 Coolness: 471780 | agasse pissette !
gold one !!! fawk all men got blue balls gf or not anyways man, Montreal's too hard to handle with all those hawties out there |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GAK replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:29pm |
 Coolness: 51040 | Originally posted by G CRUNK... ... MONTREAL'S TOO HARD TO HANDLE WITH ALL THOSE HAWTIES OUT THERE
word! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:33pm |
| Coolness: 471780 | its ridiculous dammit |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:34pm |
 Coolness: 194000 | Originally posted by REGIMENTAL911...
...she had huge tits so i started making out with her. ...it was to painfull to even milk them to relieve the pressure. next. :lol reggz u the man hehe my worst case of blueballs.... cant be sure, altho i sure as hell had em plenty times in early teens... One of the worst related experiences was when i was like 14 and had this HUGE crush on a tall busty 17yrold russian babe in my school, i dont know what i was hoping for cuz she was dating army boiz, but you know how we do when we 14 :) and the worst part was, she found me CUTE!! and HUGGED me all the time and kidded around with me and shit like I was her little bro.. I mean dont get me wrong I took what I could get (major boob cuddles) but it was hell on da gonads... tension galore,,, no places to relieve pressure at school really, bathroms are all loud fulla people and stalls are see-thru-cracks, all small backyard nooks always had peeps chillin there, and classroom doors got locks with keyholes on both sides so no dice. in retrospect it was a good crush cuz it made me read up a whole bunch of material on sex techniques and shit which later became very useful...  . that was also about the beginning of me doin a little biz downloading ghetto GIF porn off of bbs'es and selling compilations to clueless jocks on 3.5" floppy disks. ehehe |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:35pm |
| Coolness: 471780 | shit happens
kinda frustrating thought |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:38pm |
| Coolness: 134245 | im talkin the kind of blue balls you get from penile stimulation and no release.
but the longtern blueballs are hard too. no pun intended. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mtl_mtl replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:42pm |
 Coolness: 55475 | Originally posted by REGIMENTAL911...
whats the worst case of blueballs y0u ever experienced. this one time some singer slash stripper chick came to the studio to record, she had huge tits so i started making out with her. ends up ,all we ended up doin was making out for an hour then she tanned nude on my balcony ,then that night she slept over ,made out some more she started to jerk me off and didnt even bother finishing me off.Turns out she 's a hooker and doesnt fuck for free,and reggie dont play that shit.. The next day my balls ltterally were killing me,it was to painfull to even milk them to relieve the pressure. peice of advice,if she aint fuckin in the firts 48 hours,stop makin out and teasing your dick ,you'll regret it. oh and dont pay girls for sex..it's illegal. next. it\s not illegal in canada. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:42pm |
| Coolness: 194000 | im talkin the kind of blue balls you get from penile stimulation and no release.
but the longtern blueballs are hard too. no pun intended. dude i was a youngin hehehe, after having my face in her cleavage during pretend-wrestling or whatever i had it worse than if i;d beat my pogo for an hr w/o busting then stop lol so that was definitely a very physical, on the spot phenomena.. not just from me thinkin about her hehe man i use to be such a sap i wrote that chick a poem like wtf. ah well.. more on topic, direct stimulation related blueballs dont happen to me often... if im up in there, ill usually bust one way or another. if a bitch dont wanna finish me, no problem... ill just tend to my own needs and shoot it all over her tits, ass or face, whatever... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:48pm |
| Coolness: 134245 | YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS............................
I HAVE THIS GIRrl makin me wait for it now,but im actually loving it cause she's showing me she aint a ho. It will probably be the best orgazm i ever [ had.....ca ] it's with someone special....and my balls are full of creamy goodness. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:49pm |
| Coolness: 134245 | her tits are huge i'll be able to paint the whole thing cream colored |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SebastianPrelar replied on Tue Aug 9, 2005 @ 1:59pm |
 Coolness: 64765 | blueballs are painful but wonderful at the same time, they allow you to explode and have the best orgazms you ever had. Heeeeeeeere it is baby, a rich cream just for you, take it. |
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