Wildest Drug Story
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Fri Apr 29, 2005 @ 10:51pm |
 Coolness: 145155 | lets hear it |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Sun May 1, 2005 @ 11:01pm |
 Coolness: 276390 | Oh man, do I have a good one..
It was this morning, I was in toronto chilling at an after party with some friends. The guy who owns the loft was getting people together in cabs and saw one of his friends little brother, he told him to get in a cab. When we eventually showed up at his place this kid was off his rocker.. He said he'd taken (swallowed and snorted) 16 ridalins and taken 2 e's. As soon as we sat down, this (half naked) kid keeps asking us to put on his dirty crack hat. Finally, pascal says no one wants to try on his dirty hat. A couple of minutes later, Megan asks him how he got a scab on his arm and his reply is something along the lines of " I was skateboarding and I fell and scabbed my dick...I have gauze on it and the coolest thing is that at the end theres this string that hangs off it so I can pull on it and my dick moves aswell...Wanna see?" Which Megan says "ok" to and we all squirm and cover our eyes just imagining it. Thankfully he doesn't take off his pants. He then proceed's to play with a sacred burt doll everyones told him not to touch, and at one point we catch him rubbing burt's crotch. He then covers it in bracelets he's attached together, puts his dirty crack hat on it and makes it rave. He sits back down and starts singing this song about tossing salad and says that he wants to be an mc and go by the name "mc your face off," because nobody else is named that. By this point we've tried several different ways of nicely getting this guy to leave, or put on a shirt. He sings another song about something gross, starts picking at gauze on his arm and places all the little pieces everywhere. This is when we've had too much.. One guy goes"hey, do you think you could put that std filled stuff in the garbage?" we all laugh and he's offended, he says, "im out" BUT DOESNT LEAVE!! He comes back in the room, takes a friends deoderant stick and starts putting it on his CHIN! Then, he takes the bracelet contraption he put on Sacred burt and starts tying it to his pants like a loin cloth, when i ask him what it is he says its attached to his dick and once again says if we wanna see he'll show us, which megan says "ok" to. Thankfully he doesnt. At this point, this one girl who had to sit in another room because she couldnt handle him (after enough convincing from the owner of the place) tells the kid he needs to get out. He's sitting on a stool with hair mouse piled ontop of his head and starts rubbing it in. He appologizes and starts saying that he's gonna go make a big graff on queen's street. He slowly gets ready.. taking a deoderant bar out of his pocket and taking the one he put on his chin.. Megan makes him take both. He sits back down and randomly says "wayne grezski" and says we should go check out his graff he's gonna go paint. Alas, we are rid of him. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Sun May 1, 2005 @ 11:10pm |
| Coolness: 145155 | wow, that was soo fuking funny,
what a crack head... someone else tell one. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moondancer replied on Mon May 2, 2005 @ 4:33am |
 Coolness: 92220 | A long time ago, noah found a good shroom hook-up for this guy. One day he comes to his appartment and starts ranting about what happened to his friend after she took these shrooms. I`ll never forget this story because it is probably the most embarassing story I have ever heard in my life. He (apparently) gave her only 2 grams of these mexican shrooms. She puked all over her hands, and she thought that her puke was hair dye so she starts lathering it into her hair. She was so fucked up her friends didn`t know what to do with her, so they call her dad. When her dad shows up, she is too fucked up to realise it`s him. So she takes off her shirt for him, and starts hardcore hitting on him, trying to get him to touch her tits and everything. If that`s not horrible I don`t know what is |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blah123 replied on Mon May 2, 2005 @ 4:34pm |
 Coolness: 46825 | oh my god. thats really traumatizing. i would have killed myself once sober of i was that girl. or ran away for ever. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OoOLuShYsOoO replied on Mon May 2, 2005 @ 4:43pm |
 Coolness: 47145 | "A long time ago, noah found a good shroom hook-up for this guy. One day he comes to his appartment and starts ranting about what happened to his friend after she took these shrooms. I`ll never forget this story because it is probably the most embarassing story I have ever heard in my life. He (apparently) gave her only 2 grams of these mexican shrooms. She puked all over her hands, and she thought that her puke was hair dye so she starts lathering it into her hair. She was so fucked up her friends didn`t know what to do with her, so they call her dad. When her dad shows up, she is too fucked up to realise it`s him. So she takes off her shirt for him, and starts hardcore hitting on him, trying to get him to touch her tits and everything. If that`s not horrible I don`t know what is"
Best Story EVER! This isnt *that* wild, as compared to the last two, but is in fact a true story! Me and these two guys used to eat mushroom together on the reg, being a "circle" of friends that always chilled together, one of us always had a lot of em [;)]. We used to trip in this old cemetary pretty much in the middle of nowere with this dead guy named "bayne", hes stone was perfect as a bench and he had this hollow spot you could kick and it made his coffin bang like 6 feet under you. One night, we were totally trashed and peaking when this kid that was with us puked all over Bayne, thinkin this was bad luck we dtiched him and walked to the other end of the cemetary, thats when this guy jon decided to piss and kick over the flowers on a freshie (new grave, no stone just a lump of soil etc), at the exact moment he did this I was walking between these two identicle grave stones when every one we were with heard this loud bang, what was only a seound between me hitting the ground it felt like 10 minutes of being sucked thorugh a huge white tunnel with thousands of dead hands grabbing and pulling me. we later realized this was the end of the cemetary where they buried all the preists or whatever. true story, and like 5 people where with us that heard this huge bang that sounded like a shotgun or some shit. Only one person saw me though, said it looked like I walked into an invisible wall or something. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blah123 replied on Mon May 2, 2005 @ 5:41pm |
| Coolness: 46825 | i'd honestly like to know, would you like it if bunch of stoned kinds were hanging out and puking over your grave? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OoOLuShYsOoO replied on Mon May 2, 2005 @ 5:53pm |
| Coolness: 47145 | this is from when we were like 15/16.
Im sure you did your share of dumb stuff when you were that age too. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OoOLuShYsOoO replied on Mon May 2, 2005 @ 5:56pm |
| Coolness: 47145 | or, are you special? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blah123 replied on Mon May 2, 2005 @ 9:23pm |
| Coolness: 46825 | no i'm not saying i'm better than anyone, I just could never belive how ppl dont seem to feel bad when they dont show any repect for the dead. I donno it's just something I always felt really strongly about. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue May 3, 2005 @ 12:32am |
| Coolness: 276390 | im more unimpressed at the fact you were kicking a spot that made his coffin bang. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moondancer replied on Tue May 3, 2005 @ 5:45am |
| Coolness: 92220 | That story is pretty nuts actually.
I would never sit on, puke on or kick someone`s grave. Even when I was a little kid I could never understand what people are thinking when they do that. It is mostly disrespectful to the dead person and it`s also disrespectful to anyone who ever loved that person. People mostly don`t care abotu disrespecting someone though if that person isn`t there to see. Just the erie silence of the dead is enough to turn me off though. If I puked there I think I would clean it up. Don`t get me wrong, I`m not accusing you of being a bad person for that and either way I`m sure you`ve changed. Just stating my feelings on the situation. Sounds like you got a good scare though, I don`t think you`ll be doing that again. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cinderella_soul replied on Tue May 3, 2005 @ 8:16am |
 Coolness: 56155 | It was never my style either to descrate graves. Drugs can help a person do anything. Even though I still wouldn't desecrate a grave, not my type of pro-action. But I don't know what the bigger disrespect is-- burying the body covered in formaldehyde in a box or kicking the statue and/or grave and puking on it. I think most people would agree that the second thing is worse. But I don't know. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OoOLuShYsOoO replied on Tue May 3, 2005 @ 9:31am |
| Coolness: 47145 | I tottaly understand everyones points.
Ive dealt with my younger years, "moondancer" your entirely correct that I've changed quiet a bit. Its not really something that is anyones biz, but I used to do quiet a bit of drugs, and with them, a lot of stupid things. Im not proud of what happeend, but it still happened. The *wild* or intereteing part of the story was more so being sucked through a tunnel and grabbed by the dead we pissed off. So whether it was a bad thing or not isnt really up for debate is it? I think we all agree it was a stupid and disrespectful thing. On to more stories? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blah123 replied on Tue May 3, 2005 @ 1:09pm |
| Coolness: 46825 | Originally posted by CINDERELLA SOUL...
But I don't know what the bigger disrespect is-- burying the body covered in formaldehyde in a box or kicking the statue and/or grave and puking on it. Well peolple choose to be buried in a box, so it don't see why it would be disrespectfull. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dj_Psychokitty replied on Tue May 3, 2005 @ 1:26pm |
| Coolness: 48835 | hehe, I used to go once every year with my friends on the Molson family crypt to have a few beers, of course taking our trash with us after. It was king of an "hommage" the guardian even saw us once and let us do because we were calm and respectful. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blah123 replied on Tue May 3, 2005 @ 10:09pm |
| Coolness: 46825 | hehe. thats kinda cool |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cinderella_soul replied on Tue May 3, 2005 @ 10:26pm |
| Coolness: 56155 | Originally posted by ASTRO*NUT...
Originally posted by cinderella soul...
But I don't know what the bigger disrespect is-- burying the body covered in formaldehyde in a box or kicking the statue and/or grave and puking on it. Well peolple choose to be buried in a box, so it don't see why it would be disrespectfull. People also choose to kill others.... burying people in formaldehyde in a box is useless and interferes with the natural disintegration process done by the decomposers of the earth. Anyway, it's off the topic of wildest trips. Just cares to clarify and explain. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Tue May 3, 2005 @ 10:59pm |
 Coolness: 154630 | aahah o man... sophia that is fucking jilarious. and soo embawwwassing. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue May 3, 2005 @ 11:54pm |
| Coolness: 276390 | The W.
That night was a nightmare for me. But I wont tell it to be respectful of the people involved. |
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