Invent A Religion
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Mon Dec 9, 2002 @ 4:27am |
 Coolness: 1270 | Given Up on God?
Told Buddha to Beat It? Invent your own religion and set your own religious holidays and rituals (prancing around naked while chanting to a fire is always a favorite) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Mon Dec 9, 2002 @ 7:19am |
| Coolness: 1200 | how about we dont |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Mon Dec 9, 2002 @ 11:31am |
| Coolness: 148945 | but its fun!
these boobies : can be our god |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Luna-1 replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 3:32pm |
| Coolness: 118630 | bump |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 3:36pm |
 Coolness: 136175 | my ass is ready to be sort of divinity if you need some |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 3:41pm |
 Coolness: 122440 | i'll invent lazyism, where you don't gotta do shit and that's cool |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 4:29pm |
 Coolness: 81820 | Are you an adventurous artistic intellectual who's slightly compulsive and always easygoing?
Do you seek free-spirited, friendly, and very open-minded individuals? You must be practical, logical yet emotionally sensitive and maintain sophistication and a sense of spirituality. Stay organized but enjoy yourself occasionally through spontaneity. If you are stubborn at times always be understanding and sociable. Live for the people around you and help those in need of guidance while motivate others towards realizing their full potential. Appreciate the beauty and diversity that life has to offer. Understand relativity and existentialism while succeeding through personal and social evolution. Know that life revolves around karma. Support peace and acceptance if not through understanding than through tolerance by appreciate the opinions, interpretations, and speculations of others. Always respect those who express themselves and aren't controlled by fear. know that we all have the capability to love and the ability to omit fear. Yearn for knowledge and justice while spreading the word of truth. Be realistic and adapt to every situation. We all have the ability to do anything we set our hearts and minds to despite any social, chemical, or biological predisposition... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 4:36pm |
 Coolness: 509690 | Weedism... oh wait Rastas... sorry |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 8:56pm |
 Coolness: 103385 | SO not the same thing.
Rastas are SOOOOO much more than the ganja man. inform yourself! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 9:10pm |
 Coolness: 134400 | KLESBIANISM.
its whrere you kill lesbians and sacrifice them to the great god of dick. COCKLORD. we also smoke herb and merck producers. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 9:22pm |
 Coolness: 238750 | bow to me for i am god...bitch! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» juju replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 10:13pm |
| Coolness: 60490 | ...or seeing a Jesus chilling on my couch because of lack of sleep and substance abuse! Shit, it made people talk to me when their mouth was closed. Holy pills! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Tue Oct 24, 2006 @ 9:18am |
| Coolness: 136175 | Who wants to be parts of my cult. Its all about the ass |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Tue Oct 24, 2006 @ 9:25am |
| Coolness: 178775 | Worship the Holy Cone of Space!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Tue Oct 24, 2006 @ 10:44am |
| Coolness: 81820 | The Book of Genesis (Truth Version)
001:001 In the beginning Freedom created Existence and Consciousness 001:002 But Existence was without form and void; 001:003 And Consciousness acknowledged existence saying, Let there be positivity: and there was positivity. 001:004 Consciousness saw positivity, understanding that the positive was good: and Consciousness seperated the positive from the negative. ... 001:027 So Consciousness acknowledged ideology in it's own image, in the image of Consciousness created he it; humanity, created he them ... 001:031 And Consciousness reflected every thing that it had acknowledged, and, behold, it was very good. ... 002:016 And Consciousness commanded humanity, saying, Of every matrix of information thou mayest freely learn: 002:017 But of the matrix of knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not learn from it: for in the day that thou understandst thereof thou shalt surely fear. ... 003:001 Now temptation was more subtile than any idea of the mind which Consciousness had acknowledged. And it said unto humanity, Yea, hath Consciousness said, Ye shall not understand from every matrix of information? 003:002 And humanity said unto temptation, we may learn from the the matrixes of information 003:003 But of the information of the matrix which is in the midst of the mind, Consciousness hath said, Ye shall not learn of it, neither shall ye understand it, lest ye fear. 003:004 And temptation said unto humanity, Ye shall not surely fear: 003:005 For Consciousness doth know that in the day ye learn thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be all knowing, understanding good and evil. Update » Phoenix wrote on Tue Oct 24, 2006 @ 10:56am Hmmm, somehow I subconsciously neglected to replace 'he' (refering to Consciousness) with 'it' a few times. To be more accurate and politically correct do so yourselves upon interpreting for better understanding. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Tue Oct 24, 2006 @ 10:50am |
 Coolness: 166675 | the invention of religion is how the world's problems began is the first place |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Tue Oct 24, 2006 @ 11:08am |
| Coolness: 81820 | Religion existed as belief before we consciously ackowledged it as something greater. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Tue Oct 24, 2006 @ 11:12am |
| Coolness: 136175 | RELIGION IS JUST AN INVENTION FROM MAN SO PEEPS STOP TO BE SCARED OF WHERE THEY COME FROM, WHY THEY ARE HERE AND WHAT THE POINT OF LIFE. THATS IT THATS ALL |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Tue Oct 24, 2006 @ 11:14am |
| Coolness: 81820 | Actually, most religions aren't designed to protect people from fear whatsoever, if anything they encourage it more! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» juju replied on Tue Oct 24, 2006 @ 4:25pm |
| Coolness: 60490 | It would be funny if _Phoenix_ was actually Jesus and he'd come here for some shameless self-promo and subtly encourage lost kids to find hope in the Bible. That's freaky! |
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