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World Domination
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Tue Jun 1, 2004 @ 1:01pm |
 Coolness: 71555 | i googled "generator" and got endless fun sites
here is the evil plan generator [ www.darksites.com ] and my results are: Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, baffled by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes? Stage Two Next, you must sabotoge the Internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you. i'm so sappy *crosses fingers* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Tue Jun 1, 2004 @ 1:06pm |
 Coolness: 299445 | Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must destroy the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must let loose your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Thu Jun 3, 2004 @ 12:27am |
 Coolness: 150580 | Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One To begin your plan, you must first expose a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. My plan's better than yours!! *points and laughs manicaly* Now bow down and give me my lunch money back! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Thu Jun 3, 2004 @ 11:50am |
 Coolness: 121560 | i win |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloak replied on Thu Jun 3, 2004 @ 1:28pm |
 Coolness: 57545 | Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a senator. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit? Stage Two Next, you must sabotoge Empire State Building. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must prepare your time machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Thu Jun 3, 2004 @ 1:39pm |
 Coolness: 194145 | Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power Stage One To begin your plan, you must first clone a superman. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Jun 3, 2004 @ 1:42pm |
 Coolness: 685710 | Originally posted by ! ZE`EV ! ...
Finally, you must demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. *puts on the first 4 Black Sabbath albums and rules the world* :lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Thu Jun 3, 2004 @ 1:45pm |
| Coolness: 194145 | Never Say Die is still one of my fave sabbath songs :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DonLouis replied on Thu Jun 3, 2004 @ 1:58pm |
 Coolness: 84205 | Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, frightened by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must disintegrate the White House. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of philipino thugs hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating. |
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