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Stuff To Do At Work
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» exT replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 2:42pm |
 Coolness: 63520 | i have a government summer job where i do nothing all day, just sit here and stare at the computer screen.. what can i do to entertain myself, without getting fired to make the day go by faster.
so far the only thing i have come up with is typing this message. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» caro replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 2:44pm |
 Coolness: 152015 | good luck.
i've been sitting at this desk for the past 7 months and all i've been doing is playing on ravewave and talking to random people on msn. i say smoke weed it helps the time go by. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 2:46pm |
 Coolness: 71510 | The priests postulated and set up a hermetic universe of which they were the axiomatic controllers. In so doing they became Gods who controlled the known universe of the workers. They became Fear and Pain, Death and Time. By making opposition seemingly impossible they failed to make any provision for opposition. There is evidence that this control system broke down in some areas before the arrival of the White God.
reading william burroughs online is entertaining on so many levels [ www.hyperreal.org ] |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 2:48pm |
 Coolness: 276510 | and it somehow makes ravewave funnier. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DonLouis replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 2:50pm |
 Coolness: 84160 | Originally posted by EXT...
i have a government summer job where i do nothing all day, just sit here and stare at the computer screen.. what can i do to entertain myself, without getting fired to make the day go by faster. so far the only thing i have come up with is typing this message. Find a free massive multiplayer online rpg it's addictive and time passes fast... you can also play minesweeper :) or just give me your job. What is it anyway? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 2:53pm |
 Coolness: 339740 | good to see tax dollars going to good use. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 3:01pm |
 Coolness: 138795 | read |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» caro replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 3:02pm |
| Coolness: 152015 | yea reading is good....... and shoping online as well. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 3:29pm |
 Coolness: 202190 | you do nothing all day? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BOBDYLAN replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 4:30pm |
 Coolness: 148260 | -read
-write -draw -gameboy -smoke weed -get a recorder and record yourself, recite "poem" -masturbate. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» exT replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 4:30pm |
| Coolness: 63520 | a gov call center that gets 5-10 calls a day. and 4 people answering them. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 4:35pm |
| Coolness: 339740 | you beat off at work? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» exT replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 4:37pm |
| Coolness: 63520 | i'd prefer not to get fired.. hah..
i'm positive the guy next to me smokes weed. we should twist at lunch or something. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Sat May 29, 2004 @ 2:08pm |
| Coolness: 94350 | hahah can I get a job at this government place where i do nothing and answer calls? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» djAmalgam replied on Sat May 29, 2004 @ 2:20pm |
| Coolness: 105865 | 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) 3. Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or elvis-the-king@companyname.com. 4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing. 6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN.' 7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. 8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 9. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favours" 10. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." 11. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 12. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way. 13. Don't use any punctuation 14. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 15. Ask people what sex they are. 16. Specify that your drive through order is "to go." 19. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.) 20. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." 21. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. 22. Five days in advance tell your co-workers you can't attend the social event because you're not in the mood. 23. Pretend your phone is a CB when talking with clients. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Sat May 29, 2004 @ 2:48pm |
| Coolness: 138795 | or...do work? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Sat May 29, 2004 @ 3:03pm |
 Coolness: 200605 | yeah just like you're doing now, miss jackie with 25 000 posts on xvi? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Sat May 29, 2004 @ 4:20pm |
| Coolness: 138795 | its saturday |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» caro replied on Sat May 29, 2004 @ 6:10pm |
| Coolness: 152015 | Originally posted by DJAMALGAM...
14. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. . i do that allllllll the time. its more fun to skip rather than walk. i swear. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Sat May 29, 2004 @ 7:58pm |
 Coolness: 238695 | masterbate & leave that personal touch;)
Lee |
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