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Pruno
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 6:20pm |
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Now everyone can learn how to make prison hooch... PRUNO! I think we should have a pruno party one day, drink some pruno punch... anyone have oranges, fruit cocktail, suger, water, and ketchup and a plastic bag ? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 6:23pm |
| Coolness: 201345 | goddamn is that a funny page |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 6:31pm |
 Coolness: 685710 | This thread should be moved to the GT section. :lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 6:33pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 6:36pm |
| Coolness: 685710 | must... fight... inner... alcoholic... resist.... arghhhh... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 6:39pm |
| Coolness: 201345 | Recipe For Prison Pruno
A poem by Jarvis Masters Take ten peeled oranges, Jarvis Masters, it is the judgment and sentence of this court, one 8 oz. bowl of fruit cocktail, that the charged information was true, squeeze the fruit into a small plastic bag, and the jury having previously, on said date, and put the juice along with the mash inside, found that the penalty shall be death, add 16 oz. of water and seal the bag tightly. and this Court having, on August 20, 1991, Place the bag into your sink, denied your motion for a new trial, and heat it with hot running water for 15 minutes. it is the order of this Court that you suffer death, wrap towels around the bag to keep it warm for fermentation. said penalty to be inflicted within the walls of San Quentin, Stash the bag in your cell undisturbed for 48 hours. at which place you shall be put to death, When the time has elapsed, in the manner prescribed by law, add 40 to 60 cubes of white sugar, the date later to be fixed by the Court in warrant of execution. six teaspoons of ketchup, You are remanded to the custody of the warden of San Quentin, then heat again for 30 minutes, to be held by him pending final secure the bag as done before, determination of your appeal. then stash the bag undisturbed again for 72 hours. It is so ordered. Reheat daily for 15 minutes. In witness whereof, After 72 hours, I have hereon set my hand as Judge of this Superior Court, with a spoon, skim off the mash, and I have caused the seal of this Court to be affixed thereto. pour the remaining portion into two 18 oz. cups. May God have mercy on your soul. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 7:54pm |
 Coolness: 276555 | wow.. that made my a part of my brain hurt. The same part that hurts when I drink too much. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 8:10pm |
 Coolness: 121560 | it seems like an awful lot of work for something that only makes 2 glasses of something so repulsive that they can compare it to bile |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 8:25pm |
 Coolness: 141485 | yeah lets have a pruno night
shotgun watching |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 9:09pm |
 Coolness: 299445 | i want some! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 11:14pm |
 Coolness: 85805 | ahahaha,
"As the water begins to steam, allow the sneaking feeling that you'll never amount to anything run down your spine." also: Make sure to keep a close eye on Baby Pruno, because if you're not careful, the bag holding Baby Pruno will pop, letting nasty orange pulp and mushy fruit cocktail seep all over the place. This happened when we were making pruno and the apartment smelled like Newark for three days. :lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Thu May 27, 2004 @ 8:50am |
 Coolness: 102885 | Originally posted by LITTLE SARAH...
it seems like an awful lot of work for something that only makes 2 glasses of something so repulsive that they can compare it to bile when ur serving time, ur desperate. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Thu May 27, 2004 @ 9:12am |
 Coolness: 138840 | that was an awesome read. haha. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee replied on Thu May 27, 2004 @ 9:30am |
 Coolness: 87185 | ewwwwwwww |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DonLouis replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 10:17am |
 Coolness: 84205 | Sounds bad. I ain't never eating this crap |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Fri May 28, 2004 @ 7:48pm |
| Coolness: 141485 | drinking...ain't ever drinking THAT crap... |
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