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Vaseline Man!
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| MAY 18--Meet Robert Chamberlain. The 44-year-old Virginia man was arrested earlier this month and charged with felony criminal mischief for damaging a Motel 6 room in upstate New York. But Chamberlain, who has spent time on the pipe, wasn't breaking windows or throwing the television off the balcony. He was nabbed for slathering Vaseline on every single thing in Room 205--mattresses, pillows, sheets, furniture, carpeting, blankets, the TV, etc. A motel clerk discovered the damage after Chamberlain checked out and called the Broome County Sheriff's Office. When Deputy Kevin Smith arrived, the greasy m.o. rang a bell--a couple of weeks earlier a room at a nearby Super 8 was also apparently slimed by Chamberlain (though the owner declined at the time to press charges). A check of Room 205's trash turned up 14 empty containers of Vaseline, drug paraphernalia, cocaine residue, and porno magazines, "which also were slathered/smeared with Vaseline," according to a sheriff's report. Shortly after the Motel 6 damage was found on May 9, Chamberlain was arrested at--big surprise here--a nearby Econo Lodge. The arrestee, of course, was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."
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| That's a rather slippery-lookin' crook... |
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| ah when i first reads the tittle i thought it said gasoline
he looks creeeepy |
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| i wonder how easy it was to 'nab'/cuff this guy.. |
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| hahahaah. man. i just read that article on another board. totally made my morning. |
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| woah that's fucken sick. |
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| god knows how many objects in that room were used as masturbatory aids following the lube-up. what a nut. |
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| he found a different way to say
fuck the world! |
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| so like... he made love to the a TV and his room furniture? freak |
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| i think he would make a great super villain... |
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| you mean a great super vasellain? |
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| Oliver: shit guy! thats EXACTLY what i was thinking this morning. |
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| and at the end of the comic/cartoon there would be the star wars kid that would fight him to death! |
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| with the soundtrack made by that faggot that dances on "aisha" of course |
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| that's a really labour intensive fetish...man....gotta lube up the whole damn room just to get off....poor bastard
it would be even sadder if he was obsessive/compulsive and the vaseline had to be spread juuuuussst right...hmmm actually, it does seem a tad O/C as is |
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| who said anything about him getting off on it, though ? |
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| ...14 empty containers of Vaseline, drug paraphernalia, cocaine residue, and porno magazines... |
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| so, just cos he covered everything in vaseline dosent mean he got off on doing such a thing... |
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| maybe the ACT of vaselining hotel items gets him off........!? |
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| What a sick motherfucker! |
Vaseline Man!
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