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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rave_dolphin a répondu le Fri 1 Jun, 2007 @ 12:10am |
 Coolness: 87020 | A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw and
spots a Jamaican man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The Jamaican man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and shouts, "What the hell is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!" The Jamaican guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming." |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 1 Jun, 2007 @ 2:58pm |
 Coolness: 685720 | why is yeast retarded?
because it's in bread Mise À Jour » Screwhead a écrit sur Fri 1 Jun, 2007 @ 3:14pm What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn a répondu le Fri 1 Jun, 2007 @ 3:17pm |
 Coolness: 158365 | A missionary in a village somewhere in Africa happens to be the only white man for miles. One day, one of the villagers storms into his hut, holding his recently born baby. "Father!" he shouts, "why is my baby born so pale?", referring to the baby's obvious mix of ethnicity.
The missionary, sweating, looks left and right for answer. Finally, he spots a group of sheep. "See, my son, the sheep over there? ALl white, except for the small black sheep, right there. That's the mystery of God. He works in mysterious ways." The black man sighs. "Okay...I forget about the pale baby, you don't talk about the black sheep." |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico a répondu le Fri 1 Jun, 2007 @ 3:25pm |
 Coolness: 150590 | You guys just made my day. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk a répondu le Fri 1 Jun, 2007 @ 3:50pm |
 Coolness: 153135 | Originally Posted By DRNYARLATHOTEP
A missionary in a village somewhere in Africa happens to be the only white man for miles. One day, one of the villagers storms into his hut, holding his recently born baby. "Father!" he shouts, "why is my baby born so pale?", referring to the baby's obvious mix of ethnicity. The missionary, sweating, looks left and right for answer. Finally, he spots a group of sheep. "See, my son, the sheep over there? ALl white, except for the small black sheep, right there. That's the mystery of God. He works in mysterious ways." The black man sighs. "Okay...I forget about the pale baby, you don't talk about the black sheep." gold! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Fri 1 Jun, 2007 @ 5:25pm |
 Coolness: 146455 | hahaha gold gold gold :) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Amp_Up a répondu le Sat 2 Jun, 2007 @ 2:53pm |
 Coolness: 83465 | Qu'est-ce qui arrive quand tu donne du viagra à un politicien ??
Il grandit! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Sat 2 Jun, 2007 @ 3:31pm |
 Coolness: 65430 | whats the difference between a duck? Mise À Jour » GRASP a écrit sur Sat 2 Jun, 2007 @ 3:32pm there is a chair with shoes and it walk down the street...halalalala! FUNNY JOKE! I LIKE! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Sat 2 Jun, 2007 @ 9:35pm |
 Coolness: 208910 | 3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a bloody mary, so the bar tender gives him a bloody mary.
Second one orders a bloody ceasar, so the bar tender gives him a bloody ceasar. Third one orders a cup of hot water. The bar tender gives yim his cup of hot water and asks "I'm curious.. what do you want a cup of hot water for? The vampire pulls out a tampon and says "I'm having tea." |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn a répondu le Sat 2 Jun, 2007 @ 10:35pm |
 Coolness: 178775 | LOL  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Skicks a répondu le Sat 2 Jun, 2007 @ 11:49pm |
 Coolness: 176850 | Read it on a t-shirt at work :
Whats the definition of a canadian? An unarmed american with healthcare. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Sat 2 Jun, 2007 @ 11:53pm |
| Coolness: 208910 | Three tomatoes are walking down the street: a mother tomato, a father tomato and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind, so the father tomato squashes him and says "ketchup!" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente a répondu le Sun 3 Jun, 2007 @ 4:12am |
 Coolness: 299455 | wow you saw pulp fiction! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Sun 3 Jun, 2007 @ 11:29am |
| Coolness: 208910 | Haha.. is that where it's from? I couldn't remember.
Ok, ok.. so what to u get when u cross Fed Ex with UPS? ...Fed Up! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Sun 3 Jun, 2007 @ 11:30am |
 Coolness: 226405 | Why did pointlessness cross the road?
Cuz his cock was stuck in the chicken. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Sun 3 Jun, 2007 @ 11:37am |
| Coolness: 208910 | Niccce!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? ...Because chickens weren't invented yet. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn a répondu le Sun 3 Jun, 2007 @ 12:01pm |
| Coolness: 178775 | what's better than tentacles?
twentytacles
(drumroll: frlflrlflrlr tssssshhh!) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Sun 3 Jun, 2007 @ 8:17pm |
| Coolness: 146455 | Originally Posted By AERIAL_RAVER
what's better than tentacles? twentytacles
(drumroll: frlflrlflrlr tssssshhh!) :) :) :) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Sun 3 Jun, 2007 @ 9:08pm |
| Coolness: 685720 | Yo mamma so fat, she's a landmark on Google Maps! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie a répondu le Mon 4 Jun, 2007 @ 1:52am |
 Coolness: 248555 | Qu,est ce que ca fait 5 putes d'un bord et 5 putes de l'autre?
Dispute (dixxxxxxpute) ok that's the worst joke ever |
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