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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV a répondu le Thu 10 May, 2007 @ 11:49pm
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194165
A ravewave version eh. alright, lets hit it!

My dick is so thick it leaves girls in a daze
Your dick is so thin it's laughed at by B-Haze

My dick, long enough to perform a slam-dunk
Your dick, is so short it offended Deadfunk

My dick, is experienced like an old swinger
Your dick got mistaken for clit by Mike Stinger

My dick, after cuming returns to erect
Your dick is called 'ver' in the french dialect

My dick gets girls high like they be smokin chronics
Your dick, looks like ear on the head of Buntronix

My dick's in girl's ass, greek style like Murdock Rock
Your dick's in your crusty old sock.

;)
I'm feeling the summer's magic right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Fri 11 May, 2007 @ 9:58am
moloch
Coolness: 226415
Lawls.
I'm feeling quite a mouthfull right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk a répondu le Fri 11 May, 2007 @ 10:27am
deadfunk
Coolness: 153145
you will know that i am offended by your dick!
I'm feeling angelkoreish x 10000 right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly a répondu le Fri 11 May, 2007 @ 6:12pm
holly_golightly
Coolness: 158875
LOL
I'm feeling hitched right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Sat 12 May, 2007 @ 7:09pm
grasp
Coolness: 65440
my dick... is hard like sudoku.
your dick... all covered in poopoo.

my dick... stays up all night.
your dick... loves to swordfight.

my dick... barely fits in your ass.
your dick... barely fills a shot glass.

my dick...lasts long.
your dick...strap on.
I'm feeling a gaping mangina right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali a répondu le Sun 13 May, 2007 @ 3:26am
rawali
Coolness: 140825
@grasp

your dick rhymes may be entertaining
but your pussy is fucking disgusting
I'm feeling >_< right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix a répondu le Sun 13 May, 2007 @ 11:44am
bunnytronix
Coolness: 152650
Mickey Avalon - My Dick Lyrics

My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD.

My dick bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kids.
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your shit look like you're fourteen.

My dick locked in a cage (right),
Your dick suffer from stage fright.
My dick so hot its stolen,
Your dick look like Gary Coleman.

My dick pain and big,
Your dick stinks like shit.
My dick got a
Your dick needs a tweezer dude.

My dick is like supersize,
Your dick look like two fries.
My dick more mass than the Earth,
Your dick half staff (it needs work).

My dick been there done that,
Your dick said so
My dick, V.I.P.,
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.

My dick need no introduction,
Your dick don't even function.

My dick served a whole lunch-in,
Your dick, it look like a munchkin.

My dick size of a pumpkin,
Your dick look like Mackauley Culkin.
My dick good good lovin',
Your dick good for nothin'.

My dick bench pressed 350,
Your dick couldnt shotlift at thrifty.
My dick pretty damn skimpy,
Your dick hungry as a hippy.

My dick don't fit down the chimney,
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippine.

My dick is like an M16,
Your dick, broken vending machine.

My dick parts the seas,
Your dick

My dick rumble in the jungle,
Your dick got touched by your uncle.

My dick goes to yoga,
Your dick fruit roll up.

My dick grade a beef,
Your dick made a geek.

My dick sick and dangerous,
Your dick quick and painless.

My dick 'nuff said.,
Your dick

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.

SHIt Dialect dude.
I didn't know you bited from Myspace rock stars...
I'm feeling charu right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean a répondu le Sun 13 May, 2007 @ 7:44pm
choda_bean
Coolness: 220110
haha you didnt know? get with it man!

anyways, i made my own versions of it, and i didnt even hear the song to begin with, just heard about it!

My Dick, sees more pussy than a vet
Your Dick, cant even get a pussy wet
Mise À Jour » Choda_Bean a écrit sur Sun 13 May, 2007 @ 7:55pm
[ youtube.com ]

heres the video^^^ or at least one of them...
I'm feeling facebook!!!! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» IMDeadAlready a répondu le Sun 13 May, 2007 @ 8:12pm
imdeadalready
Coolness: 45765
I'm feeling not unwell right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Sun 13 May, 2007 @ 8:16pm
drgonzo
Coolness: 266095
I'd cum on her face.
I'm feeling gargle 30 seconds right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean a répondu le Sun 13 May, 2007 @ 8:23pm
choda_bean
Coolness: 220110
fuck i love happy endings!
I'm feeling facebook!!!! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Mon 14 May, 2007 @ 11:20pm
grasp
Coolness: 65440
MY DICK IS CONSTANTLY ERECT

YOUR DICK IS A DISCO SLUT 4 DIALECT
I'm feeling a gaping mangina right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Eve-Hill a répondu le Tue 15 May, 2007 @ 10:51pm
eve-hill
Coolness: 71900
wow
I'm feeling happy right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» no.name a répondu le Wed 16 May, 2007 @ 12:38am
no.name
Coolness: 129330
bahaha
I'm feeling your breast right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean a répondu le Wed 16 May, 2007 @ 3:53am
choda_bean
Coolness: 220110
My Dick, can fuckin breakdance
Your Dick, listens to trance

My Dick, the Friendly Green Giant
Your Dick, got raped by Kobe Bryant

My Dick, knows sign language AND talks
Your Dick, has the chicken pocs

My Dick, a fuckin trend setter
Your Dick, still a bed wetter

My Dick, famous in Korea
Your Dick, has gonarhea

My Dick, can convert a lesbian
Your Dick, is your hands best friend

My Dick, just took a shot of jack daniels
Your Dick, likes to fuck dead animals

My Dick, the biggest bozak
Your Dick, looks like it smokes crack

My Dick, the size of quebec
Your Dick, fucks the donkey from shrek

My Dick, lasts forevor
Your Dick, in a pussy....NEVER
Mise À Jour » Choda_Bean a écrit sur Thu 17 May, 2007 @ 11:53pm
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I'm feeling facebook!!!! right now..
My Dick... Your Dick...
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