Sick Jokes
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Tue 31 May, 2005 @ 11:01pm |
hahahahaha
What do you get when you peel the skin off a baby? I dunno about you, but I get an erection! |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech a répondu le Mon 25 Jul, 2005 @ 6:47pm |
Q. What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech a répondu le Mon 25 Jul, 2005 @ 7:03pm |
A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband�s funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked, �Wouldn�t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?�
"No," she insisted as she handed him a check to buy a dark blue suit. "It must be blue." When she came back for the wake, she saw her husband in the coffin, and he was wearing a beautiful blue suit. She told the director how much she loved the suit and asked how much it cost. He said, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her, so I switched the heads." |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech a répondu le Mon 25 Jul, 2005 @ 7:05pm |
Q: what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A: a pizza won't screem in the oven. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino a répondu le Tue 26 Jul, 2005 @ 7:35am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef a répondu le Fri 29 Jul, 2005 @ 3:56pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Fri 29 Jul, 2005 @ 6:25pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashtraygirl a répondu le Sat 30 Jul, 2005 @ 5:06am |
Q. what's red and sticky and crawls up your leg?
A. a homesick abortion if sharon hasn;t beaten me to it. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico a répondu le Sat 30 Jul, 2005 @ 2:39pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Plan-C a répondu le Tue 2 Aug, 2005 @ 9:54am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali a répondu le Sat 6 Aug, 2005 @ 7:51pm |
this boy who walks in the park with his father and sees dogs (male & female) have sex. the boy asks his father what they are doing and the father answers that they are making a little puppy. Back home, the boy catches his parents having sex and he asks what they are doing. The father answers that they are making a little bro or sis for him. The boy screams and says: No turn mummy around, I want the little puppy. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Thu 11 Aug, 2005 @ 6:35pm |
Q: What do you do when your wife comes to you with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. You've already warned her twice. is supposed to be: Q: What do you tell your wife when she comes to you with two black eyes? A: Nothing. You've already told her twice. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice a répondu le Mon 22 Aug, 2005 @ 4:53pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Mon 22 Aug, 2005 @ 5:26pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Teblchple7 a répondu le Mon 22 Aug, 2005 @ 11:51pm |
Q: What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
A: Acne waits until you are at least 13 to come on your face. [ www.dead-baby-joke.com ] |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Tue 23 Aug, 2005 @ 12:27am |
Q: Why doesn't your wife need an umbrella to get to work.
A: It doesn't rain in between the kitchen and the bedroom. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moondancer a répondu le Tue 23 Aug, 2005 @ 6:24am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice a répondu le Tue 23 Aug, 2005 @ 10:12am |
What is special about [ Rave.ca ] over all other formus in life
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Tue 23 Aug, 2005 @ 1:52pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico a répondu le Tue 23 Aug, 2005 @ 3:44pm |
I think he's talking about, the old confucious quote:
"raping little candy kids... is easy as counting 789!" ... or something like that. |
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