Originally posted by SCOTTYP...

ze've if you were a girl you'd be one of those faux blonds chasing after big black cock

Originally posted by  ZE`EV ...

Ok this is a repost from [ VampireFreaks.com ] [ ] thread here)

What would be the first thing(s) YOU do if you were miraculously (no, surgery is not considered a miracle) transformed into the opposite gender?

Most people answered: get oral sex. Cant really blame them, but I decided to be a little more elaborate :) I'll start - If I'd turn into a girl, I would:

* Be a lesbian, definitely a lesbian.
* Stock up a year worth of painkillersfor when that time of the month hits. And mood alleviators (like St Johns Wort) for the PMS. Ask my roommates to shoot me if I start throwing plates at the wall for no apparent reason.
* Birth control...BIRTH CONTROL!!!
* Master martial arts and carry improv weapons (e.g. keyrings with long, sharp keys) so that I would never be threatened by men.

Now for the fun part, I'd:

* STILL pee standing up - girls who are curious how: [ www.cabaretvoltaire.com ] it out (hi jackie! :))

* Use all those interesting techniques I know on my OWN vagina and see how it really feels. Improve techniques as a result.

* Definitely have sex with all my lesbian and bisexual girl friends (and any other attractive females i could seduce), and make it the roughest, wildest girl2girl sex of their life.

* As a challenge, seduce a heterosexual girl (btw, all girls have it in them to be bisexual IMHO) and teach her how to give the best clit lickin, g spot caressing, powerful orgasm inducing stimulation.

* Use my newfound female charm to get major advantages in carreer/business and get ahead in any other area of life. Tease men to oblivion without having sex with them (and if they go aggressive, read above part about not being threatened).

* Visit some of my bitchy ex-gf's without them knowing it's me, seduce them, give them the best time of their life for a week or two, get them really attached and emotional, and then when they least expect it, break it off and rub in in their face (like pickup the hottest lesbian couple in a bar and go home with them).

* Yeah, did i mention MASSIVE LESBO ORGIES WITH LOTSA HOT GURLS AT MY HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND???

:D

+ So much more.... :)

And what about you?

P.S. since cock chasing is so much on your mind, check out the picture thread

Originally posted by SCOTTYP...

Yeah I saw that, I was kind of dissapointed, I thought it would be a better edit, I had high expectations of that picture.

Originally posted by katie...
I dont understand why having massive orgies with girls would be something you'd have to be a girl to do.. just find a bunch of bisexual girls that are into fooling around with a whole bunch of other girls.. and you!

To be honest, i'll be suprised if you HAVEN'T already thought of that