I Need Someone To Warm My Bed
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| It's so damm icy to get into.
I wanna get a dog or somethingto lay there for a coupla hours before sleep. |
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| try a dutch-oven under those sheets to warm yourself up |
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| I love the cold feeling on your skin, then in 5 mins your all warm again! |
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| seriously. i dont even turn the heat on in my room. i love it when its bloody fuckin cold. |
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| Especially with feather comforters... |
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| seriously. i got 2 down feather conferters on my bed, and another 2 comferters. |
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| haha yeh heaters in bedroom in wnter are narrrsty!
its cozier under blankets an comforters and pillows and lubricated sheets
mehehe! |
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| I can go fart on your bed sometime, if you want....I don't mind |
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| pull the sheets over your head
fart
it's a dutch oven |
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| ouu mexican re-fried bean fart.
yummah! |
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| yeah that's the old school farts...the original |
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| *Aiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!! ariiiba! andale andale!
aahah *ponders what a speedy gonzalez fart would be like
would it...would it be speedy? |
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| yes!....yes it would be 8) |
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| not as speedy as this guy though.
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| nah that's like a Mach 3 Turbo fart.....it was ingeneered farts by Gilette for closer farting.....what?.....that's what it is you know?! |
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| you know youre mexicalito when...
Lol :P |
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| i love sleeping when its cold, you actually sleep better its like hybernating |
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| Originally posted by CAPTAIN PUFF...
you know youre mexicalito when...
Lol :P
when your mother hits you with a chanquleta.....hahaha.....I think I'm the only one who gets it......I know a bunch of those jokes.......like you know you're latino when you're on the phone and people ask you to stop shouting when all you're doing is talking.
or when you're dad puts a flag of his country on his Chevy and he pronounces it Chevees.
I'm not a stereotype though....I'm too up north. |
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| yay for opressed minorities !! |
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| opressed? I don't feel opressed....is this Texas? |
I Need Someone To Warm My Bed
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