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On Wed 15 Aug, 2007 » Mico said
"WOW! OMFG!"
On Mon 13 Aug, 2007 » Mico said
"Most people don't know what they believe, we have to tell them."
On Thu 2 Aug, 2007 » Mico said
"I IS POOPY PANTS!"
On Thu 2 Aug, 2007 » Mico said
"The existance, or non-existance, of a God is by far the most useless and obnoxious coversation that can be had by man."
On Fri 27 Jul, 2007 » Mico said
"I want to be covered in the blood of Jesus."
On Thu 26 Jul, 2007 » Mico said
"Eat Meat."
On Tue 24 Jul, 2007 » Mico said
"I pooed my pants."
On Tue 17 Jul, 2007 » Mico said
"Yo, this guy totally rapes children."
On Tue 26 Jun, 2007 » Mico said
"Life is good."
On Fri 22 Jun, 2007 » Mico said
"People look at an oil painting and admire the use of brushstrokes to convey meaning. People look at a graffiti painting and admire the use of a drainpipe to gain access."
On Thu 21 Jun, 2007 » Mico said
"So little to say... and so much time."
On Tue 19 Jun, 2007 » Mico said
"Consider these words to be deep and full of wisdom."
On Sat 16 Jun, 2007 » Mico said
"I'm a monsta!"
On Wed 13 Jun, 2007 » Mico said
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?"
On Thu 31 May, 2007 » Mico said
"So, I was in the process of making myself a steak sandwich and realized that I had no Miracle Whip."
On Wed 30 May, 2007 » Mico said
"Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam."
On Tue 15 May, 2007 » Mico said
"Piou, Piou, Piou!"
On Mon 14 May, 2007 » Mico said
"Frogs and snails and puppy-dogs' tails, and dirty sluts in plenty, Smell sweeter than roses in young men's noses when the heart is one-and-twenty."
On Wed 9 May, 2007 » Mico said
"Does anyone here know what the score is? Because I don't have a fucking clue."
On Thu 3 May, 2007 » Mico said
"...*Makes Farting Noise*..."
On Mon 30 Apr, 2007 » Mico said
"Freedom is something that you write on a wall, it's not something that you practice."
On Wed 25 Apr, 2007 » Mico said
"This is not a oneliner."
On Sun 15 Apr, 2007 » Mico said
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
On Sat 24 Mar, 2007 » Mico said
"The kill the bear!"
On Sat 10 Mar, 2007 » Mico said
"Fnord."
On Mon 26 Feb, 2007 » Mico said
"Il avait pris au serieux des mots sans importance, et etait devenu tres malheureux."
On Fri 16 Feb, 2007 » Mico said
"Beware of the Nasty Iron Midget, aka Port Huron Pygmy."
On Fri 8 Dec, 2006 » Mico said
"If it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid."
On Fri 1 Dec, 2006 » Mico said
"Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."
On Thu 30 Nov, 2006 » Mico said
"That's not writing at all - it's typing."
On Sun 26 Nov, 2006 » Mico said
"Leave the house until you havea reason to stay at home."
On Fri 10 Nov, 2006 » Mico said
"If music be the fruit of love, play on."
On Thu 9 Nov, 2006 » Mico said
"I use hyper-intellectualism as a coping mechanism."
On Fri 3 Nov, 2006 » Mico said
"I'm going to give you the hose, bitch!"
On Thu 2 Nov, 2006 » Mico said
"Caro, I said put the lotion in the fuckin' basket!"
On Thu 2 Nov, 2006 » Mico said
"Put the lotion in the basket."
On Mon 30 Oct, 2006 » Mico said
"What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?"
On Sat 28 Oct, 2006 » Mico said
"I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying as a way of introducing it into the minds which were ignorant of its charms"
On Fri 27 Oct, 2006 » Mico said
"Language is a virus from outerspace!"
On Fri 20 Oct, 2006 » Mico said
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
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