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 | On Wed 16 Nov, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "rudy thought...all good things...come to those that wait...but recently...he could see...that they may come...too late...- supertramp" |
| On Tue 15 Nov, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "What do you do when your bitch is untrue? you dump the hooker off and find someone knew. I need another bitch...In My Life...-Notorious B.I.G." |
| On Mon 14 Nov, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Cannabis will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no cannabis..." |
| On Fri 11 Nov, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Turn the page on today walk away" |
| On Tue 8 Nov, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "The night slowly fades and goes slow motion, all the commotion becomes floatin emotions" |
| On Tue 18 Oct, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Life does not immitate art, life immitates bad television" |
| On Thu 15 Sep, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Some Say I'm Out Of My Mind....I'm Not Out Of My Mind, I'm Out Of Your Mind..." |
| On Wed 14 Sep, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "for sure i needed to be 18 in '69" |
| On Wed 17 Aug, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "here I am EXHAUSTED, cuz I just ended a beautiful relationSHIT" |
| On Wed 15 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "haaaaaayydee hooooooo" |
| On Wed 15 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "There's only two things in this world that I hate: people who who discriminate according to other people's races, and the dutch." |
| On Tue 14 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I Won't Cry, No I Won't Cry, No I, Won't Shed A Tear, Just As Long As You Fuckin' Stand By Me!" |
| On Tue 14 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "now is the time to take what's mine" |
| On Sun 12 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I'm the supervisor...can I get a taxi number? (how trashed were they when they wrote that lol)" |
| On Fri 10 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I didn't use to do drugs, in fact up untill recently I was HIGH ON LIFE!!! but eventually I built up a tollerance..." |
| On Thu 9 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "FUCK THE HIP HOP ROOM!!!!!" |
| On Wed 8 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word..." |
| On Wed 8 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "mean people suck, nice people swallow" |
| On Tue 7 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "i may be dumb but i'm not a dweeb, i'm just a sucker with no self esteem.." |
| On Mon 6 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Peace, Love and all that shit..." |
| On Sun 5 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "yeah rehab is for quiters!!!!...quiters never win and winners never quit!!!" |
| On Sat 4 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "The only thing in this world that I really know for sure is that there's nothing in this world that I really know for sure." |
| On Fri 3 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "oh won't you gonna take me home tonight, oh down beside that red bright light, aaaaaaaare you gonna let it all hang out fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round" |
| On Thu 2 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "what do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes?..............................................................................nothing, someone already told her twice..." |
| On Wed 1 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
and I'm wondering what it is I should do.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face.
Losing control I'm all over the place." |
| On Wed 1 Jun, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right here i am" |
| On Tue 31 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "i'm not trying to bore you even though i would like to, i think you are really fit, you're fit but my gosh don't you know it?" |
| On Tue 31 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I reckon you're about an 8 or an 9. maybe even 9 and a half in 4 beer's time" |
| On Mon 30 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "ok now 4th of 3rd you're 2nd of 5th and second of all u need to get your priorities crooked!!" |
| On Mon 30 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "just a drop of watter in an endless sea" |
| On Sun 29 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "look at things the other way cuz it may well be your final day" |
| On Sat 28 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "No matter how hot a girl looks, somewhere, someone out there is tired of putting up with her shit..." |
| On Fri 27 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "all we are saying is give peace a chance" |
| On Thu 26 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "but you left me in the rain..." |
| On Wed 25 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder" |
| On Tue 24 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "we hate people who are pure evil, but wouldn't it be fun to party with the devil?" |
| On Tue 24 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "uuuh...ya....uh ....ya man...the corperations man...they're like evil...and we are like the robot servants...like you know man?" |
| On Mon 23 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "yum" |
| On Sat 21 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I am the walrus...or something..." |
| On Thu 19 May, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Ignorance is Bliss, Don't overthink..." |
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