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 | On Mon 13 Dec, 2004 » elixireleven said "That crazy bint had a whip." |
| On Fri 9 Jul, 2004 » elixireleven said "oh wont you please take me home whoa whoa" |
| On Fri 2 Jul, 2004 » elixireleven said "cobbled up ruins. large stacks of them." |
| On Fri 18 Jun, 2004 » elixireleven said "bankshot!" |
| On Thu 25 Mar, 2004 » elixireleven said ""Don't see the fnords and they won't eat you". That's what I've heard the wisemen say. But I can't get away from those beasties... There's just no fucking way." |
| On Mon 22 Mar, 2004 » elixireleven said "how many columbians have to die for me to have a good saturday night?" |
| On Thu 26 Feb, 2004 » elixireleven said "shes a very kinky girl, the kind you dont take home to mother" |
| On Wed 25 Feb, 2004 » elixireleven said "some gordos... SUCK" |
| On Wed 25 Feb, 2004 » elixireleven said "gold star!" |
| On Wed 25 Feb, 2004 » elixireleven said "to matt: (three weeks later) did you lick your wisdom off the back of a postage stamp?" |
| On Mon 9 Feb, 2004 » elixireleven said "fine a camera. hold it at arms length. and take another self-portrait why don't you." |
| On Sat 3 Jan, 2004 » elixireleven said "drosophilia!" |
| On Sun 28 Dec, 2003 » elixireleven said "you get 50 bucks for submitting someone to the douglas." |
| On Sat 27 Dec, 2003 » elixireleven said "all a girl needs is a little volunteered cock and the opportunity to go shopping." |
| On Fri 31 Oct, 2003 » elixireleven said "come to daddy" |
| On Tue 23 Sep, 2003 » elixireleven said "my cats breath smells like cat food." |
| On Mon 7 Jul, 2003 » elixireleven said "URSAI KONO BAKARYO! (japanese to english translation: "shut up you noisy idiot")" |
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