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 | On Tue 2 Oct, 2007 » digidev said "There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." |
| On Mon 1 Oct, 2007 » digidev said "The only thing i can say is that if we're here today it's because our generation is looking for some action." |
| On Fri 28 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "Heena chiiii ast?" |
| On Fri 28 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "im so addicted to blondes, I bleached my pubes" |
| On Fri 28 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "I love blondes because they get dirty faster" |
| On Wed 26 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "excuse me ma'am, do you know what time it is please? no? ITS BOOB O CLOCK!! LIFT UP YOUR SHIRT AND SHOW ME THEM TITTIES" |
| On Wed 26 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "Your Brain is God" |
| On Wed 26 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "SHIT HAPPENS!" |
| On Wed 26 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "put my you-know-what in your you-know-where!" |
| On Wed 26 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "The most important aspect of love is not in giving or the receiving: it’s in the being. When I need love from others, or need to give love to others, I’m caught in an unstable situation. Being in love, rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing " |
| On Wed 26 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "we are all affecting the world every moment, whether we mean to or not. our actions and states of mind matter, because we are so deeply interconnected with one another." |
| On Wed 26 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "im not interested in being a lover. im interested in only being in love" |
| On Wed 26 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "think for yourself and question authority" |
| On Wed 26 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "maybe that is why im fucking attracted to what i cant have" |
| On Wed 26 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "I am 100 percent in favor of the intelligent use of drugs, and 1,000 percent against the thoughtless use of them, whether caffeine or LSD. And drugs are not central to my life" |
| On Tue 25 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "You have an organ in your head. Part of that organ is called the cerebral Cortex. This nifty gadget transforms matter into consciousness. With it we can do what no other organism on this Planet has ever been able to do. We can change ourselves. Think of t" |
| On Tue 25 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "I want to show you the girl who sucks on my index finger when i yell at her" |
| On Tue 25 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "if you just set people in motion they'll heal themselves" |
| On Tue 25 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "people who do not understand themselves have a craving for understanding" |
| On Tue 25 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results" |
| On Mon 24 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "I WONT, BABE!!! TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAJAJJJAJAJJ" |
| On Mon 24 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "I wont! ;)" |
| On Mon 24 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "do you still go to raves, do you think that Christ saves, do you spend your days in a Purple Haze, do you contemplate what a grape nut is or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?" |
| On Sat 22 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "my last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be, most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me, she was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright." |
| On Sat 22 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" |
| On Fri 21 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "you dont love it anymore?" |
| On Thu 20 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "like a shooooooooooooooooting staarrrrrrrr . fly me tooo the mooooooooooooooooooon, take me away to paradisssssse, 1 2 3 fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire" |
| On Thu 20 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "they pull the dribbles of my cock" |
| On Thu 20 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "je shake mon ass vers la droite vers la gauche en avant en arriere, je croise mes pieds jfais un 360 sur moi meme jme panche je flatte le sol je me releve et jcroise les bras" |
| On Thu 20 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "heahe alright enleve ton chandail!" |
| On Thu 20 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "ehahea le monde vont se dire des affaires" |
| On Thu 20 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "id rather be beaten by shereen than a gang of preppy teens" |
| On Thu 20 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "les babines a sherleen sont aussi freshhhhh que le listerine au tangerine" |
| On Thu 20 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "Shereen is more addictive than cocaine" |
| On Thu 20 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "I HAVE PEANUT BUTTER!!! BITCHEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!" |
| On Wed 19 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "i cant brain today i have the dumb" |
| On Wed 19 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat" |
| On Wed 19 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "silence is golden but duct tape is silver" |
| On Mon 3 Sep, 2007 » digidev said "jporte du eyeliner en cachette" |
| On Tue 7 Nov, 2006 » digidev said "" |
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