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 | » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "ABCDLSD, Gummy bears are chasing me! Some are green, some are blue, some are fucking on my shoe" |
 | » little_sarah said "really? i didn't... *smacks you for talking out of yo ass*" |
 | » Nuclear said "I heard a rumor that little sarah and emanual are..." |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "unless it's the astral plane" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "They say get on the plane, get on the plane. Fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane!" |
 | » daFTWin said "" six days on the run, looking for a place to have some fuun, night and day without your sweet embrace, im going crazy,/ six days gray or black, trying to find a way to get you back, night and day without your sweet embrace, i think im going craazzyy" |
| » little_sarah said "aw :( well maybe it would have healed okay though- my belly button (*daniel*) bled the day after i got it too- since then it's been 100% super :)" |
| » Nuclear said ",,|,, all..." |
| » PaT_ said "(_o_) <--- right where you like it,BITCH!" |
| » daFTWin said "(_\_) (_|_) (_/_) shake shake, shake that asssss!!!" |
| » little_sarah said "which ones?" |
| » daFTWin said "pphhaatttt assss hahahahahaha" |
 | » DirtApple said "i like big butts and i cannot lie you other brothers cant deny when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in ur face (__|__)" |
| » little_sarah said "wtf- poor you!!! i remember once someone called me at like 3 am really fucked up-> i was sleeping :)" |
 | » shpud said "some girl called me in the middle of the night to ask me if i gave this guy head" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Tentacles of hope sliced off by the sword of dispair" |
| » little_sarah said "grr.. i finally had the opportunity to go to bed a tad early (11) and here i am." |
| » daFTWin said "aheheheheeh some of those are really good" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Visions of swirling smoke cover your eyes despite your tendancies to exhale large amounts of air..." |
| » shpud said "if anyone wants to do my homework for me feel free, cause i dont wanna, aww come on pleeeeeaase! ill give you some jujubes :)" |
| » daFTWin said "amber owns my soul sorry thats like the 5th time someone asks me for my soul...my soul gets more business then amber does hmmm..." |
| » Nuclear said "Life is like sex... You enjoy it a lot but always have complaints..." |
| » PaT_ said "how about you give me your soul and we'll say you owe me nothing?hmmm...." |
| » daFTWin said "i owe sarah 3 dollars and pat 5 dollars not the pat that wears bikinis the other one...oooppsss" |
| » Nuclear said "I owe sarah 2$" |
| » daFTWin said "airports in the skies??? that makes no sence that means wed need plains to get to them and if all the plains are already in the sky...AHHHHHHH" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Dive into a mysterious world where paralell, depsite any logical reasoning or laws of physics, intersects. Where man walks backwards and airports are in the skies." |
| » PaT_ said "*hands kafwin some horse tranquilizers* there there kafwin, there there...." |
| » daFTWin said "you dont have to....you dont have to either sarah but do you ??? yyeesssss y cause you do have to unless you never wanna get anywhere in life and get kicked outta school and fail and shit and that whole failing feling not cool,not cool at all
heyy" |
| » little_sarah said "well you don't have to do it" |
| » little_sarah said "it should be both" |
| » Nuclear said "Is it sex or is it love?" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "No thats new years eve! Valentine's day is an excuse to break your record of how long you can continuously french without stopping :D" |
| » little_sarah said "If that's what valentines is- then farfel can stay in the freezer!" |
| » Nuclear said "Valntines day is only an excuse to try and beat your record for the amount of times you have had sex in one day..." |
| » DirtApple said "farfel's in the freezer! cold valentine.." |
| » daFTWin said "one year anniversary of what?" |
| » little_sarah said "coz sarah's all alone and noah left town on our 1 year anniversary!!!
but yeah leelee'll be pissed... farfel'll be my valentine i guess- (it's been over a year now!)" |
| » daFTWin said "im still wondering why noah said hed be sarahs valentine.....i dont think leelee will be very happy" |
| » Nuclear said "1 + 1 = 3" |
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