The government and its partner, the Partnership for a Drug-Full
America, have unveiled the first anti-drug ad of their new $1 billion
campaign. The following audio would better fit the visuals: ``This is
your frying pan in the hands of the government. And this little egg is
your government's brain. [Whack!] And this commercial is where your
tax dollars go. Any questions?''

James Gierach,
Oak Lawn