milking the cash cow dry

the good old days of ragewave is back!

i don't think i'm ever going to eat again

this is the kind of stuff they'd eat in the temple of doom

house

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zing!

man some people have way too much sand in their vagina

if anybody needs a pail and shovel, let me know

funds

condom

cap

perfume

and now for a daily dose of postsecret!

life works in mysterious (and bitchy) ways, don't get too disillusioned. rough times come and go, we just make the best out of every situation, no matter how hard that seems.

unfortunately i know all too well

bonne chance :)

implant

customer service @ fido
i think they're still hiring

i only applied there cuz i'm tired of getting ripped for my phone

you looking for work in IT? i saw something that might interest you if you are and a friend could refer you...pm me if intersted

functional

made: got a job
ruined: no unemployment vacation for me :(

man tensions are running high today

i'm going for a drink

sleep is over rated

infamous?

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing your mother again what a nasty case of herpes! It made me want to scratch the pus away that was hidden by my grandmother. Nauseous vomit came from my obvious over bursting clitoris of six inches [all the way] and overly stimulated by the lamp Aladdin was rubbing. When I looked around for my vibrating purple octopus-shaped LazyBoy chair, I suddenly realized that my head was slowly swelling as big as my huge cock ;). My barnyard fantasies involve some chickens but i prefer

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do you have any pictures to prove it?

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing your mother again what a nasty case of herpes! It made me want to scratch the pus away that was hidden by my grandmother. Nauseous vomit came from my obvious over bursting clitoris of six inches [all the way] and overly stimulated by the lamp Aladdin was rubbing. When I looked around for my vibrating purple octopus-shaped LazyBoy chair, I suddenly realized that my head was slowly swelling as big as my huge cock ;). My barnyard fantasies

very solid night. it seems i missed a bunch cool stuff since i only showed up at 4 am
but the sets i did see were awesome and i really like that venue having been a few weeks ago

cheers!

i had an awesome time, props

ruined: wake up early
made: awesome weekend

the politically correct thing to do would have been to tase her then send her to guantanamo with no trial

too bad he got up :(

1st saying someone who never met you is your gf + you have pictures on your person (phone, wallet etc) of that person

this reminds of Cool Ethan from Slackers

anyway this is restraining order material

^pointe auc callieres

look, all i'm saying is even though it might be a beneficial program, do you notice it's still targeted at a demographic of people with money to spend? so even then, through various fees, they more than make their fare share of profit off you.
i dunno about you, but how many do you know do over 2,000$ (to get the max 200$) in transactions? and since it doesn't count when you're in overdraft (no money = no $) and the fact of the matter is even if you did have this money will you in 6-8 weeks when they cough up the the money? i'm not too sure, because believe it or not most accounts i saw were very paycheck to paycheck customers and sure yes, there were people with people with mad money, but they were not the norm.

i guess if you have 2 accounts with unlimited transactions and some money, you could technically transfer some funds indefinitely and maybe it could work. maybe. but i'm also sketched out by the fine print

flat out creepy

seed

reminds me of that saying:

when a man talk dirty to woman, it's sexual harassment. when a woman talks dirty to man it's 5.95$ a minute

MULTIPASS

having just finished working for that bank for over the last 2 years, i highly doubt your exploitation will work
they wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't profitable and a ploy for you to use their services not to mention getting more customers to jump aboard with them.

most savings accounts have transfer fees so when you transfer something you get charged (unless you pay a monthly fee between 5-12$/ month for either a certain amount of transactions or unlimited)

don't jump at this "opportunity" blindly, think about it first. a bank is bank and they are NOT your friend nor do they hand out "free" money, they profit off your money and give very little back (unless you have like 10 bazillion dollars in the bank)

FINE PRINT ALERT

1You must be 19 years of age or older to participate in the Simply Save bonus offer. The bonus offer is limited to one per person and one per joint chequing account. The $10 bonus will be deposited to the savings account 6-8 weeks after each $100 in savings is reached. We reserve the right to amend, extend or withdraw this offer at any time without notice. Savings (except for bonus payments) deposited to your TFSA will impact your annual TFSA contribution limit and are up to you to monitor.

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