recycled paper

ejehhe ya me to like when i woek up this morning a t like 1o:30 n i went outside i wa sjsut like damn whats it gonnabe like come aftern00n styles but eheh wahtever anywa sim gonna go oit n play bye!!

what if we pay?!

can i come n poke you? repeadly??

k totaly off topic i just didnt feel like starting a new thread but OMG its so nice outside everyone should go out for a walk and enjoy the day, hehehe

if you had a friend that shit out weed, like his body trasformed all his food into weed would you smoke your friends shit?? or would that be pushing it to much, i mean it is free weed n all....

or would you tie your friend up and feed him none stop so you could have endless and large amounts of sweet ganja?! or is that pushing the limit also

or would you become friends with someone merely because they shit out weed??

...i wouldnt, but thats cause i dont smoke so

erro-rize did anyone get pictures?? i need prof here!!!

they look so god damn like the same

but dont lesbians lick carpet? so wouldnt that mean a girl would eat you out, sence thats what you like, begin a lesbian and all, meaning she'd be lickin yer asshle, man...thats pretty wrong, void..i think your one sick fuck
DIE!(ha ha sorry)

t.o raves

(i love how everyhting alwas comes back to sex)
vaseline

WHAT are you tlakin about i can sooo speak french omg im so insult

sounds kinky sphud....

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delete

teach me?!

^^^^^^is wiggida wiggida wack

alex

hehe, yer silly

does that mean you like rim jobs?

heheh so who's on left feild, first base, WERE NOT FUCKIN TLAKING ABOUT FIRST BASE, oh second i dunno how doe she sign his name?

whats wrong kafwin...is it the bee's wax??!!

your a lesbian!!

ron jeremy

*slaps you with my cock*

dont tlak non-sence AND DONT EEEVVVEEENN think about defending yourself cause i wont argue, ill pfft you away!!!!

naw sphud you cant say "later" its "ttfn" (ta ta for now)

shut up bitch, hehehe whatever fuck its adorable shit!!!!

r us

^^^^drinks 50yr old peroid jucie....and lets ppl film her and sell it on e-bay for 44.95$

sailor moon rocks, and i dunno why you all hate pokemon, they're so adorble and cute, i think the show kind of sucks but then pikachu speaks n im like damn i just creamed my pants....

bend over bitch

English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would actually hurt a fly?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

100%

pffft yer nekkid

leave my crotch along kafwin

kafwins ass

why you want it to happen to all the rest too/?

could be better but im alive

double penetration

^^^is the best robber i know....and kung foo mastah