act stupid, and pretend not to know that I wasn't talking about that one comment.

playing dumb: Brilliant. No one ever thought of that before. Pure genius.

feelings? what? what in the fuck are you talking about? xD

but thnx for the tip, big man adult all grown up! - i thought the world was peaches & cream! damn :(

I guess I should grow up, face the evil world you say we live in, and go start shit on the 'net.

So, this is your thought process johnnyclamps :

''I'll go on a board, and bait people! Call them nasty things 'til they bite, then I'll feel awesome about myself and my accomplishments! Wait, I can also keep lying and insulting them 'til, naturally, they get mad, then I'll tell them they have anger issues! mwouahahaha! I'm so smart and clever! Victory will be mine!''

Brilliant. No one ever thought of that before. Pure genius.

aren't we all?

... and you're just shit-filled, so stfu already. You're boring.

oh that's rich. you accuse other people of making stuff up, when that's EXACTLY what you keep doing.

It's also very very obvious, so you're not fooling anyone.

Do you honestly (honestly!) think that the people who read this board are that stupid?

Do you really think that when you call one of our friends a nazi, that we're shocked to discover this big secret? C'mon man, you can't be that dumb! .. and we're not either.

Like someone else said, go troll some Christian website. I'm sure they'd make for funner 'victims', and you can act like big-man-on-campus all you want. I'm sure that'll appease your ego.

I just realized your use of the word 'victory' .. So, that's what you're here for? To win the board? Then what, on to win the internet? You just get your jollies going around to different sites, sitting in your mustard stained panties, keyboard on your tummy, claiming victory whenever you think you successfully troll someone? Damn. Only a grade-A loser would think that sitting protected behind a screen and shitting on people is victorious. Have a little dignity man! This is 2012, we are all very aware of what twats like you are up to.

thnx ;)

but it really isn't that funny, kinda frightening actually ...

I get that you're embarrassed, and I'm sorry, but there's no jokes here -- it was fun at first a few days ago, but this is just getting sad. It's depressing.

Don't worry, I only stop myself.

You need to change hobbies though, 'cause ''making shit up about ravers on the 'net '' isn't doing you any good ... try stamp-collecting maybe? anything to keep your focus off of your 'dark side'.

music ALWAYS needs work .. but thnx for the extra 'plays' on my list xD

I actually really was making music, just before I posted here (what, an hour ago?) but after a few hours I have to give my ears a break. Worked really hard a kick-drum -- sounds great so far :)

thnx for your interest!

(though I feel weird knowing that shady people listen to my music too o_O )

all I did was copy/paste ... took a few seconds. Took my buddy maybe 20 minutes to get the info.

Must be really hard for you, acting all righteous on the 'net, when deep down inside you're struggling with some major issues.

I mean, that doesn't have to be your life, you can get help!

I know you spend alot of time in up north, killing and skinning seals and all that, but you have to take a break and focus on what's important! Some of that stuff you searched is traced by the FBI and shit. I totally disagree with what you're into, but I'm a nice person, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt -- you really should get off this board and get some professional help. From one human to another.

I'm so happy johnnyclamps was online before! Gave my friend the opportunity to hack his computer and get some info from your browser (he's fuckin' 1337 xD ). I wasn't gonna post this, 'cause it's twisted shit, but since you keep pushing, here it goes ...

So, my buddy managed to copy your searches in your browser from the past week (you really should delete your history and drop-list if you're gonna search for weird crap) and copied what he found. Unfortunately he forgot to check your real IP though :/ Anyway, here's the list:

Computer:Administrator/Web Browser/Google Search requests

Raver Canada
photo raver
proxy
proxy help
proxy guide
raver pics
Charles Manson
rave montreal
young raver
herpes symptoms
herpes medication
herpes medication side effects
joboom
jobs montreal
kids
kids por
child pic
child nude
tween pron
young raver nude
Dj Bliss
Tiesto
Tiesto mix
cocaine side-effects
cocaine abuse
cocaine nasal problems
cocaine kids
coke kids nude
.

Wow dude, you are one sick individual.

Good thing my friend knows what he's doing, 'cause, despite himself, he was getting worried about even copy/pasting that list.

I didn't know I was dealing with someone THAT fucked in the head o_O
I mean, you're obviously a life-less wannabe 'puter geek, with nothing better to do than pick on friendly ravers, but shit ... !

In your case there should definitely be a rule about people with problems having internet access.

ruining your name? or just repeating what you said?

haha xD nevermind -- now I see what you did there ;)

you're just a childish asshole.

none of the above is true, and everyone knows it ... quit being a dick, 'cause you think you're playing hard, but everyone just thinks you're being a fuckin' retarded twat for no reason.

Most of the people here are my friends, so, nice try, but they know me much better than you do.

YOU HAVE MENTAL ISSUES. please contact a therapist asap.

wrong! but thnx for playing!

you are now officially the definition of hypocrisy!

well, by 'you' I meant HE, and by 'now' I meant ALWAYS xD

hahaha xD sorry, my smart-ass-ery knows no bounds! ;)

Originally Posted By SOURULTRAFAST
Originally Posted By zombienathan
yup! that sounds about right xD

douche started PMing me .



lol! but nope, he thinks I have a problem ... o_O

I dislike troll-y douchebags -- what's the problem? XD

rofl! @ Occam's razor ... wait, razors can be weapons - is that a threat!?!? xD

hahaha xD

He's management material? That makes him even more of a douche! :p

ah ok cool, thnx :)
If I get a 2nd msg, I'll block him. He's just too annoying :P

haha xD I guess you seem scarier than me

really? huh .. can't even make a profile properly xD
or it's some GENIUS smoke-screen technique :P

yup! that sounds about right xD

douche started PMing me .. is there a way to just block him from sending me messages? Can't see any options of the sort in the message page ... Dealing with trolls on here is one thing, and all fun and games, but when it starts getting personal (ie. 1 on 1 in private) I lose my patience entirely. I think people call it: crossing the goddamn shit-line.

obviously he has training, and doesn't 'walk around' with a loaded gun, but nice try.

btw, you're a girl now?? Congrats on a successful operation!

not sure why you bother us either! :p

yeah, it was definitely hurt by exactly your kind of stupidity; useless drama propagation, weak-ass insults, childish name-calling, lame trolling, fake profiles ... y'know, your bullshit, and others' like you.

When we don't have to fend off assholes that make shit up and cry for attention, we still manage to have interesting discussions 'round here from time to time.

Anyway, if there aren't enough people who read this board to give you all the attention you crave, why don't ya' just fuck off? Or at least be more transparent and join in, instead of just taking the super lazy easy troll road from out under your bridge and doing the boring/out-of-date 'you a nazi!' thing ... just a suggestion.

... to reiterate Masa's point, that I read after xD

Hey Jen!! How've you been!? Haven't seen you in forever o_O

What the fuck does not snitching have to do with welfare? Seriously, your shit's getting lamer by the post.

Maybe you should stop clubbing baby seals for a living. You talk about threats and violence, when obviously you're the monster here, but I guess when someone not-so-defenseless comes along, you need to run and find protection. Who's gonna protect the fuzzy little animals from your blood-lust?

Not to mention that, not one person here has ever actually threatened you. The dumbest thing is that I actually have to point that out, 'cause assholes like you who think it's fine to say nasty bullshit about people don't realize that some of the 'home audience' might not know that you're just fucking around like a dick.

And whoever the fuck you are, YOU are obviously the psychotic one, using a anonymous profile to piss on a bunch of fun-loving ravers. Ya' schizo ...

it's ''what do you know, mail '' ;)

So yeah, like Masa says, it means you have a message

'' I'm just admiring the shape of your skull ''

I think someone put Gamos up to admitting it was him ... :p




Not entirely, since he pretty much got his ass handed to him ... and made himself look like a tool

who gives a flying fuck who he is

make up your mind. are you playing the victim of the tough guy?

obviously no one gives a shit about what you say, since you're just the figment of someone's imagination (and not a very good one, since your character is just swiped from Futurama) -- but at least stay in character, and stick with the personality you started with ... geez.

hahaha xD

I think there's an app for that too

relying on a program to translate for you makes no sense.

I translated it for ya', but it sounded better in French. But it was a real zinger! Truthful too ...
it's a really nice language, probably too complex for you though -- it's too bad you're too much a of French-hater to learn it.

But then hey, I guess you don't rally need to know much of anything to be killing baby seals for a living. All you need is a club and defenseless animals. Very retro!

whatever dude. anyone with two screws knockin' around in their head know that you're just bullshitting.

you'd have to be pretty fuckin' dense to misinterpret what I wrote.

anyway, i can just say that johnnyclamps is a homophobic seal-clubber with a penchant for fucking dead people who collects toe-nail clippings and does PCP. there ya' go, that's you now!

... y'know, i don't like people like that, so stop hitting on me.





hahahaha xD

also sounds like fascism to me ;)

really? fuckin' really?

it's just really dumb to say that shit. grow up a little for fuck's sakes.

this has been really funny and all, but the nazi crap is getting old.
if you're in germany like you say you are, then just stick your head out you window and call someone a nazi, see how long you keep your teeth for.

some people don't fuck around.

dj

:p

;)

you could probably also post on a forum while you're out

y'know, you probably think you're pressing our buttons and pissing us off, but really we're just playing along 'cause you're way too easy to re-troll ...

Anyway, MAYBE one day you'll pull off the mask and be all ''ha! it was me all along boys!'', and then MAYBE we'll have a good laugh about the whole thing. maybe.

For now ... your attempts at fishing are just getting weaker and weaker.

yeah i work for C. Manson inc.

i also work part-time at Murder Co.

ya' twat.

... you already know what I do anyway, trollboy. Music is my job, and business is good.

hahaha xD



oh god he's the Job Police now ...