I'm looking for a female singer who doesn't necisarily have to have any professional experience.

i wanna make some riot girl electro breaks with le tigre style vocals...

and wanna meet some new singers.

the ideal candidate would have some punk rawk experience.

but i would totally settle for someone with a high pitched voice who's good at screaming, bitching and spoken word.

and oh yeah...

WAY TOO MUCH EYE SHADOW!!

anyfeedback would help

thanx!!

let me get this straight...

you want me to watch "dj clown" in what could be "the locker room of a homo party"?

thats FUCKED dude!!

i ain't got nothing against chi chi boys or anything...

but i HATE fucking clowns almost as much as i hate visible minoritys!!!

trance music is for dirty unkept hippies on drugs!!

and in my opinion you have to be on drugs to listen 45 minute build ups with no fricken breakdown.

its like waiting for a bus that just doesnt show up.

i am not a crusty long haired hippy and i certainly don't live in the dessert in isreal.

and tie die is certainly not my thing and i definately don't wear pants maded out of towells!!

god forbid i pick up some forest dwelling trancer chick only to take her home and find oatmeal in her pants.

so ya kids...

DON'T DO TRANCE KIDS!!!

i just saw a show on it on discovery...

there is now 4 stations in germany.

the bmw fleet are the ones i was refering to.

and according to discovery channel and bmw...

there are 4 hydrogen feul station throughout germany that are being used to test the rides.

they even showed one of the cars being filled up at the station.

it looked crazy!!

and your right... you can't buy em yet... still in test phases...

but they DO exist.

not that it matters...

cuz we are still ALL GUNNA DIE!!

so do all you can and blame america!!

this is the first dnb party i've looked forward to in YEARS!!

NO JOKE!!

and the local line up looks tighter than any idj party i've ever seen.

THANK GOODNESS!!!

so ya... imma be there.

it's my birfday weekend even!!

like...

GO MURDOCK... IT'S YER BIRFDAY!!

you know the deal.

but ya...

the trance room is still gunna be fuckin' gay though...

electro, breaks or techno woulda been way cooler.

hell...

SILENCE WOULD BE COOLER THAN TRANCE.

can i dress like the teenage girl?

i look hot in pink!!

and i though devils night was halloween?

and "matt night" is the day before?

my point was on fossil feuls in general being the big problem...

and hydrogen cars are ALREADY AVAILABLE in germany where they already got a few pumps...

these stations separate the hydrogen and oxygen from water and pump it into your ride.

and other designs are in the works where you just pour water into your tank.

as far as scotty's comment about petroleum...

dude... a few months ago it was discovered that plastics made from fossil feuls are highly toxic and are now in our drinking water and OUR BODIES.

99.9% of the plastic out there is poisoning us.

but there is natural alternatives that we can use to make non toxic plastics...

unfortunately at 3 times the cost for now :0(

anyway... if you really think we need this shit in order to SURVIVE as a race (ie. not just make nintendo game cubes) you are part of the problem and not contributing to the solution.

FOSSIL FUELS ARE FUCKING BAD FOR US!!!

oops i meant hydrogen...

OIL IS FUCKIN' WHACK!!!

the world only needs a fraction of what we acctually use.

and the more we use it the more we are contibuting to global warming which is a much more serious problem.

all that bullshit is propaganda brought to you by the forces that control the oil.

by 2020 we are gunna have much worse problems on our hands than lack of oil...

and most of these problems are caused by oil.

nitrogen fuel cells can power a combustable engines with just as much power and torque at a much lower cost and emit nothing but water vapour back into the environment (and yes this technology is READY NOW and will be more readily available by the end of decade. germany has already got them on the roads and the only reason we don't got em here yet is that there is still nowhere to feul up, in other words we just need nitrogen gas stations like the ones in germany).

whereas if we keep using fosil fuels...

the temperature of our oceans will keep rising untill the only sea life that can sustain it self are the fuckin' JELLY FISH and some weird ass invertabrates that have no nutritional value.

life started in the ocean... if it can't survive in the ocean, we don't got very good chances on the land.

in other words... if we keep using fosil feuls there is a good chance we are eventually gunna break our food chain AND DESTROY ALL HUMAN EXISTANCE...

at least as we know it.

so ya miss pie hole...

i personally believe that the whole water and oil thing should be put to bed...

as it doesn't make the oil any safer for the environment and the oil companys just want money anyway so they are only gunna do whats cheapest.

in this case...

its KILLING US ALL SLOWLY!!

not only am i real...

but acctually think your all gay!!

and dress badly...

and are addicted to meth...

and look like fuckin' clowns!!!

RAVE ON FUCKFACE!!!

you guys are fuckin' gay!!

honestly... hip hopers who go to bacci are like ravers who go circus.

uneducated in the artform...

so they do what they learn from the videos.

aria and circus raver idiots are pretty much the same idiocy level 'cept they shoot drugs instead of guns.

personally im a thug yo!!

and im going to john b on saturday...

so...

if any of you dirty fuckin' candy ass hippie faggots try to touch me with your sweaty ass tiger balmed dr. seus gloves...

IMMA STAB YOU IN THE FUCKIN' ASS YOU BADLY DRESSED, UNKEPT METH ADDICTED FUCKIN' CLOWN!

P.L.U.R.

the dough boys kicked ass back in the day!!

so did merlin... and now he make electro rekords with house of nam.

i don't like the kingpins but i jam with the bass player.

bran van rocks out but my faverite local band would prolly be sam roberts cuz i lived with the keyboard/ guitar player and we would write pussy songs together, torment drunken irish girls and talk to lady cops in our underwear.

if that doesn't make you like a band i don't know what does?

i question anything over 5 bucks deeply...

i'd probably pay up 40 bones for a quality event with all the fixin's though...

i find that all these local loft parties with locals only for 10-20 bones are a giant rip off though and usually don't even attract much of a croud.

i hate cells...

but i'm coincedently off to fido to price one out...

there is spossed to be some sort of promo where you get evenings/weekends and free incoming and like 150minute, a free phone and 3 free months all for 30 bucks!!

anyhoo... imma go peep it out.

is fido any good?

JUST BE THANKFULL ITS NOT RAINING MILK!!

???

how has this night been doin'?

kas has been sending me e-mails and i've been wanting to check it out for awhile.

it sounds decent...

but i've been hesitating because i really have no idea what to expect...

i was under the impression that this is an electro night?

but dave posted some mix of some featured dj and it was downtempo breaks... super chill shit that was great to listen to at work but not really the kinda thing i'd wanna hear on a dancefloor.

this confused me...

and now i don't even know what kinda beats are up in that house?

a friday electro night sounds like hot shit.

but i don't wanna get there to find a buncha gino's listening to downtempo house music while smoking cigars with no dance floor.

so ya...

can someone please give me the lowdown?

and if it is an electro night i'd love to pass you guys a c.d. even as i play lotsa electro when im not rockin' out the breaks.


MASSIVE RESPEK!!

jus' need a lil feedback?

reggie might have the biggest dick...

but i'm definetly the biggest weiner!!!

personaly i believe that as long as we have borders, religion and idiots that stand by em we are gunna have war...

isreal DOESN'T belong to the jews!!

as im pretty sure that this land was there billions of years before they ever got there.

if anything the jews belong to isreal, as in.. the land, mother earth.

personaly... speaking as an athiest who was baptized under a religion that drasticly opposes many jewish practices (greek orthodox)i can't help but to think north american government is a little too nice to the jews though...

especially since so much of the religions history is based on war and intolerence.

don't get me wrong... i'm don't hate jews AT ALL.

quite the opposite in fact.

but i am highly opposed to some of its inhumane and HIGHLY DANGEROUS practices that our fine country tolerates.

especially since these practices date back to the very begining of the problems between isreal and palestin were initially frowned apon by moses himself.

the act of genital mutilation or circumcision was acctually outlawed by moses for half a century until it was reinstated by joshua who coincedently recruited these circumsized males into his army and began the initial conquest of palestine.

like how fucked is that?

anyway...

i think i just opened another can of worms?

have fun kids!!

and HIEL HITLER!!

is it crotchless?

BUMP!!

i have a hole in my panties
:0(

reggie you obviously have no clue how good i look in a dress!!

sarah.. heather... same shit different pie hole.

you think i got you name wrong now...

wait till we get in the sack yo!!

BIG PROPS OUT TO LEVEL 4 YO!!!

shit seemed to have went pretty well.
the venue was cool... a lil hot and dirty and the "wall of ass" gave me the heebie jeebies but other than that an ideal venue for an event like this.

the croud was there and i must say...

like holy fuck are you ravers ever UGLY...

like UG... LAY!!!

for real yo!!

paper bag time!!

as it stands now... i'm way hot to be hanging out with any of you!!

as far as the tunes are concerned...

upstairs was ill yo!!

SCOTTY P KILLED IT LIVE.

and i usualy HATE laptop faggits!!

but the kid killed it STRAIGHT UP YO!!

with some breaks mixed in with some 4 on da floor!!

melon and poontz were ownin' shit for a while too.

and to be blunt...

downstairs scared the crap outta me.

but not enough to miss SARCASTIC!!

all the dirty ho's that came out to see me were really happy to hear those ghetto records too!!

BIG UP LEVEL 4...

and thanx on behalf of urban knowledge for lettin us take part.

cheers!!

whole lotta entertainment for 5 bucks yo!

the viagra keeps me hard when i pass out from the g...

making me a prime date rape target!!

and mdma just makes me feel loved.

get some class dude.

your pretty lame.

ok here is the deal...

floods and capri's are short pants
bermuda's are long shorts
cut offs are any raw edge (no hem) denim or twill shorts ie. like daisy dukes and are not length specific .

anyway i'm a clothing designer so what i say is acctually credible.

neoform said..



HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

he can only be talking about ben gay!!!

can i mix it it with extasy and or ghb?

i dunno man...

my ass is my temple... and she had nails...

but i agree nothing says i love you like a good rimmer!!

honour is for sissys!!

KICK EM IN THE BACK WHEN THEY ARE NOT LOOKING!!

why did you assume that my account was fake?

are you some kinda paranoid loser?

or just wanted to make yourself look like one?

its a fuckin msg board dude...

CHILLAX!!

a girl stuck her finger in my bum once...

didn't even let me know what was goin on either...

made it total suprise... that i don't recall requesting either.

i guess this kinda thing is why most rape victims dont report that shit?

for real yo...

what do you got against hypocrites?

personaly i like being hypocrites...

it makes you alot harder to peg down when you liable to change your mind on a whims notice...

the only thing hotter in the sack than hypocrite is a complete raging phycopath...

or possible a llama?

so ya...

the world renowned breaksman know as..

SUPERSTAR DJ MURDOCK

seeks GROUPIES yo!!

i'm starting a fan club for the ladies

to qualify you gotta be female and willing to follow me around to every gig i play pledging you utmost admiration, respect and sexual desire.

in return you will recieve guest list to dj murdock events posibly a "i fucked dj murdock" baby t-shirt and the absolute best gawd damn bum sex that anyone can ever imagine (and maybe an std or 3?)!!

anyway if you sluts want in my fan club...

just drop me a post or private message telling me how god damn dead sexy i am and how i'm the greatest dj to ever walk this shit hole we call planet earth.

p.s. reggie and fred are not allowed to enter unless they are willing to tuck it into a mangina.

PLUR MAN!!

basdini wrote:


WOW dude...

gotta love the welcome wagon...

i'm gunna have "field day" (thinks about reggies short shorts ;op) with this guy!!

and sarah pie hole...

ya wanna be my new raver girlfriend?

theres free ghb in it for ya!!

and i'm hung a horse...













a sea horse!!

so yeah...

i've decided i need new more raver like friends...

someone who can appreciate a vapo rub massage and doesn't mind sharing there crank.

p.s. im addicted to heroin

its called...

FIND THE CANDY IN MY PANTS!!!

who wants tootsie rolls?

i leave my brain in my pants so it doesn't get in the way of my headphones.

left ear is the cue... right is the monitor...

once the cued record is in take of the head phones or turn em way down.

now tell me how cool i look?

there is too many dudes in my thread already...

where dah bitches at?

yep!!

i'm hardcore yo!!

i got my fur pants on (real fur cuz the fake stuff is for candy asses) and my glow in the dark binky.

i just flipped 2 birds and now the cozmo's is starting to make sense...

i'm getting a msg from jah...

and he's telling me to spread my plur by giving away ghb to to barely legal (and sometimes not so legal) teens.

so ya...

READY TO RAVE LIKE FUCK FACE!!!

now...

where do i start guys?

prepare to embrace me!!

P.L.U.R.