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sorry mike i had too. hehe

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wtf lol??

je connait alienzed tres bien alors...

et toi ta un petit penis

you'll burn your tiny penis mike !

gay

wow mickos your fucking crazy

but i like it. ur just getting drunk as fuck with ur laptop playing music off youtube and singing like a douche.



could mickos be the next youtube sensation?

ya but south park is back in 5 days and the walking dead in 17 days!

anybody who downloaded it wanna coop ?

maybe you should suck a dick, a big fat dick.

tse Mickos peut etre jpeux t'expliquer pk y'en a beacoup comme moi qui t'aime pas ici. sui moi t'est pret? la facon tu parle c vraiment laid. t'est spirituel mais t cave, sa marche pas ton affaire. ta''gueule;;mange;;mes;;testicules;;liche;;le;;noir;;de;;mon;;cul;;

and cloths too...

haha you finaly cracked. faggot.

I have a few friends here who post but i won't name them out of respect. heck even you used to be a friend, you looked up to me when i was producing psytrance as a kid. but i guess u feel aimed at now, hey fine with me.

you're right, if i was a little raver fag or washed up 30 year old producer who was posting on this board i would think of neuromyth as a shit stain who won't go away too.

but im here cuz your a little bitch and im your master. now go throw some raves for like 100 people and think you made something of yourself.







huh wtf is ur question dumbass?

learn english jesus christ let me ask you a question and turn it into a statement or some crap cuz i can't speak or write proper english phrases

you come here posting about good things to come and nobody cares lol, i can tell you have not many if no friends at all.

deep science may become a new era? wtf is wrong with you , is that your name as a tatoo artist lol?

fuck your weak.

is this whats gonna happen to me in 10 years if i stick around ?

jesus christ.

let's not let this thread turn into mickos SECOND meltdown

haha so u fucktup 3 tattos on peoples skin? idiot ur suppose to be pro to be a tattoo artist.

hahahaha stacey stacey

sourcream

Pat you should do like me and just insult everybody, it feels good. fuck logic. this is the internet.

fuckin ravers, how can i take them seriously.

stick a compressor on the master. you'll have a better outcome of the track renderd.

pat these guys are hopeless they are all old fucks way past there prime..

so what you're all saying is this isn't good music ?






hmmmmm screwhead you should go sleep in your usual bloody carcass music.

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I'v been a dj since i was 16....

During his 20 years as a Dj, Bliss has also traveled and played all over the world, notably the U.S., Africa, Israel, France and the UK.

funny...during my first 3 years i spun in mexico and the states

difference between you and me is when i started i wasn't bringing my cdj's every gig to let the promoter use in exchange for my spot to mix.

who knows what my status would be if i still cared and actualy liked this scene. I started when i was a kid and grew the fuck up

ur still doing it and ur like 35 lol and ur not really anywhere, i had never heard of you until u and host1 were bitch slapping eachother on [ rave.ca ] ur popular a lil bit in montreal thats about it buddy. and having a name in one city after 20 years of dj;ing is really just an outcome of any situation similiar.

ohh geeeee sounds like being a dj is hard.

loser.

nice big juicy ass

yah but every movie with leo is amazing.

leo is starring in the new great gatsby soon, thats gonna be epic

i didn't write the article ;)

and i was simply refering myself to the [ rave.ca ] event calendar.

lol i recall you booking this talentless twat for a live and dj set back in the day.

it was the only party you probably put the most money into out of all your party's , it was the only party you had booked an international live act, it was your most attended party aswell.


didn't know you liked to book and pay talentless twats.

RAWALI ''Which is exactly why djs with half an ounce of talent don't fucking wait around like a silly cunt to wait for the outro to mix...

if you're gonna be behind the fucking decks, do something about it...

as far as turntablist not making people dance... have you heard of mana or mat the alien or JFB? Assuming you're too busy sucking Bruce Willis's cock you probably havn't but trust me, there are turntablists out there that can a rock a crowd so hard you'll stop claiming you even know how to mix you talentless twat ''

the hell u talking about as far as turntablist not making people dance? why do u bring that up did i bring anything about turntablists up lol? don't confuse other people for me you talentless twat ( LOL ).

and if im gonna be behind the decks do soemthing about it ? oh yah be like those dj's who play one track for 2 mins then switch to another after 2 mins, ughh......... no

this is getting fun

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DO U KNOW WHAT SEX IS BONUSBEATZ?

lol

that was a pretty retarted post, im not sure how to answer

i know how to dj very well. i did it in the past, well i still do but i don't promote myself at all cuz i don't give a fuck.

I havn't owned cdj's in 3 years and i can still mix pretty perfect, all practice would do is maybe fix one fuck up in a transition during my set.

what im trying to say is it's the easiest shit ever and anyone can do it. it's fuckin boring acting like your doing something while ur waiting for the track to end so u can bring in the other one.

playing with knobs during a song alone is fucking gheyyyy.




and Bliss, to each his own i guess, i can't argue with you hating bruce willis, I for one think he's a genius and im sure a few billion people will agree. When a celebrity like that wants you to do something, you let his celebrity power take over you, and you fuckin do it.

BonusBeatz the fuck do u know with ur 1 gig. I don't see any producing or dj status from you.

this isn't your place to give opinion.

woah woah woahhhhh, bruce willis came up to you told u to change the music and you told him off.

i can see why host1 doesn't like you very much, if bruce fucking willis one of the many kings of movies comes up to you and tells you to play country music you fucking play country music bitch.

HELLLLLO??!!! DIE HARD,PULP FICTION,THE FIFTH ELEMENT,SIXTH SENSE, ETC....

Go fuck yourself sir.



Hmm and who cares if deadmau5 isn't a good dj? dj'ing is the the biggest scam. but i think people are starting to realise that these days with everybody trying to be a dj.

deadm produces kick ass music and he's brought people who didnt know this music into the scene.

like guetta bringing hip hop fans to techno.

suck it.

oh yah this is pretty true

: One of the best things about DJing is when you play a really kickass song and people come up to you dancing, going "I love this song!" You get all proud and pretend you wrote it. You're like, "Thanks!" Yeah, I downloaded "Youth Gone Wild," I rule. It's like being told your air-guitar skills are fucking SICK.
''

this is a pretty interesting article on dj'ing.

Photo by Tim Barber
HEY DJ, FUCK YOU!
Anyone Can Rock the Party
Published June, 2004


You know that thing called DJing? Playing records in bars or at stupid art openings for money? Guess what DJing is? The biggest fucking bullshit con of all time! People who get over as DJs are making the easiest money ever, because they've convinced every PR person and club owner in the world that they're doing something only a few natural-born geniuses can do. It's laughable. A 70-year-old blind Ethiopian leper with 10 broken fingers can "spin" just as well as any B-list celebrity at any instore party for some gay snowboarding jeans company. I promise.

And those other guys who do all the little flick-flick, crabby moves on records that are covered with spots of adhesive tape that are supposed to mean something? Those aren't DJs! I don't know what to call them. Nerds, maybe? They called themselves "turntablists" five years ago, but I think that got embarrassing. One thing is for sure, though: Those guys don't DJ on the actual paying gig circuit that I'm on, because no hammered jock chicks or guidos from West Orange, N.J., will dance to an hour-long abstract scratch frenzy over a P-Funk B-side.

I've been making loads of supplementary income by DJing for a few years now, and I can barely even scratch my own back. All you really need is a CD burner, Kazaa, and passably cool taste in music. Here, I'll tell you all about my life as a party DJ:

TECHNIQUE
FLOW: The only slightly ephemeral skill to learn is flow. Have you ever made a mixtape for someone you had a crush on? Then you already know what flow is—the ability to maintain a mood. I was at a party once where the DJ kept playing one danceable hip-hop track, then one undanceable slow classic-rock track, one hip-hop, one slow rock, on and on like that for an hour! We would get up and dance, and then sit down, and then we finally just stayed down and shot him really dirty looks. It was the opposite of flow. To master flow, you just need to not be a fucking moron. Can you handle that?

Segueing from one genre to a totally different one is easy. You just build tiny little bridges instead of taking one big leap. For example, let's go from a hip-hop set to a punk-rock set. You play your last rap song, then a Prince track. Then maybe some ESG. Then the Slits. Boom! You're into the punk before they know what hit 'em.

LCD: This is your audience. It stands for Lowest Common Denominator. You are DJing for drunks and cokeheads, and they need the aural equivalent of safety blankets. What would you rather hear when you're high as fuck in a bar: Journey or some obscure acid-house? (If you're a geek, don't answer that.)
I used to spend all my time collecting the rarest tracks, stuff that when I heard it at home it would totally blow my mind. Guess what? No one cared. In fact, they stopped dancing. Now I stick to playing stuff that I liked when I was a teenager (the Misfits, "O.P.P.," and songs from John Hughes movies) and I'm golden. When in doubt, go nostalgic.

CUEING: This is where you enact the flow thing I just told you about. You have two sides, right and left. When something's playing on the right, think of a song that would sound good after it. Cue that song up on the left by pressing the same buttons on a CD player that you've pressed 1,000 times before (or putting a needle down in the appropriate groove on a record). When the song on the right side is about to end, slide the little thingy in the box between the decks to the left. When you're a little less than halfway over, press "play" on the CD or "start" on the turntable. Congratulations, you're DJing. Can I get a "That was easy"?

PERKS
LINES: A huge guilty pleasure is cutting the line and marching right up to the velvet rope all casual, going, "Hi, I'm the DJ." I like to go to a gig dressed like a total slob. The nicer the club, the shittier I look. Then I can stroll past all the people who used to spit on me in high school and make a big huge deal about going through the door first.

MONEY: Depending on who you are, a DJ's salary for one night can range from a few free drinks to obscene amounts (for the big shots) that make you hate capitalism. I heard Paul Sevigny got fucking $15,000 to DJ at Sundance. I hope that is DJ urban legend. Most DJs I know are pretty psyched if they get a couple hundred. Art openings should pay more, like $350. And remember: Always get paid in cash on the night of. Within 24 hours all money magically transforms into cocaine blown up some model's ass.

COMPLIMENTS: One of the best things about DJing is when you play a really kickass song and people come up to you dancing, going "I love this song!" You get all proud and pretend you wrote it. You're like, "Thanks!" Yeah, I downloaded "Youth Gone Wild," I rule. It's like being told your air-guitar skills are fucking SICK.

GEAR
NEEDLES: Those sleek, aerodynamic, $500 fancy-pants needles are the second biggest scam in DJing besides convincing people that DJing is hard. For totally serviceable needles, go to one of those electronics stores on Canal Street and get the cheapest set possible. You can talk them down on the price, too. I got a pair plus some shitty headphones for $90 after I sweet-talked the sales guy for a minute. (BTW, the cheap needles are called hip-hop needles and that's mean against blacks.)

MIXERS: There are a few brands of mixers, but who cares. DJs would like for you to think mixers are all complicated, but they're really about as hard to figure out as a home stereo. I once spun at this lesbian party where I ended up giving girls DJ lessons all night. They were lined up across the room, and it only took me a few seconds to show each of them the basics. As Garfield would say, "Big fat hairy deal." Once I showed them how simple it really is, they were shocked at the big deal that people make about the whole thing. Yeah, there are cute little tricks you can do. If you're playing a hip-hop song, it's fun to cut out the bass after the second verse and then kick it back in full force on the chorus. It's a nifty party trick and it makes girls lose their shit. But you can also just say, "Fuck it," set them all in the middle, and read a book in between tracks.

WHEELS OF STEEL: Please don't call them that. Don't call them "the ones and the twos" either. It sounds like your mom saying, "Homie don't play that."

ETIQUETTE
OOPS: You're going to fuck up. The record will skip or you'll be distracted by some drunk kid telling you how much "Bizarre Love Triangle" means to him or you'll let two Wire songs play in a row. No big whup. Everyone's too wasted to care. You should be too. Just take the opportunity to make announcements. I usually shout out important information such as, "Don't stop the rock, motherfuckers!" or "I need to pee!"

REQUESTS: Try not to cry when people request Missy Elliott, again. Or "Hey Ya!" or "Milkshake." Or Cher when you are spinning Minor Threat. Or simply "hip-hop." Or any genre of music, in fact. You wouldn't believe how often people request an entirely different genre of music than what the DJ is playing. It's infuriatingly rude. You're telling the DJ that you hate his or her music. If you don't like what I'm playing, wait 10 fucking minutes and I'll be onto a new thing anyway.

If you simply must request a song, it better be within the scope of what I'm playing at that very second AND it better be such an insane song that it'll make me go, "Oh shit, yeah, why didn't I think of that?"

True fact: That's only happened to me once out of hundreds and hundreds of requests. The song was "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith, believe it or not.

SAVING YOUR BEST STUFF: This is tricky. You don't want to blow your load before the night hits maximum party time, so you squirrel away your guaranteed crowd-pleasing monster jams and you wait, thinking, "Now? Now? Do I drop it?" And finally you're like, "It's time, I'm gonna hit it." And boom! It's a fuckin' nuclear-bomb explosion. A roomful of people you would barely be able to look at in the daytime are freaking out like they just won the lottery, all because you pressed a button. That's why you do this shit. That, and the fact that you are a total fucking spaz.

AMY KELLNER
Published June, 2004

Read the rest at Vice Magazine: HEY DJ, FUCK YOU! - Anyone Can Rock the Party - Vice Magazine

so old.

my penis in your mouth.

who cares bitch. quit advertising dumb peoples shit. the internet does enough.

and ban me from this thread too

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it goes away pretty quickly.