oh man, I was at this bar once in henri beauground or some shit and my and a couple of my buddies were talking about midgets, and how awesome it would be to beat up a midget and slap it around and whore it out and shit... and just as this 5"2 red head fucking dwarf with a leather coat walks in in a loud clear voice I said... GUYS GET THIS... How AWESOME.. Would it be.. TO OWN A PET MIDGET!!!! and just as I finished the sentence I see this small little figure glaring at me from across the room... with the most devilish, furious face I have ever been unlucky enough to come across in my entire life.

thats the last time I fuck with shortyz... I was never so scared in my entire life.

he was fucking shoooort!!!!11

I leave when sharon throws my shoes out of her apartment and pushes me out the door, then I wait to see if shes joking... then she isnt joking then I try to find a brick to toss through her window but I got to lazy to find one then I just go home pissed off and bitch about it on ravewave a few months later.

I swor to gosh.

"UNDEROATH FUCKING SUCK."

fuaaaakkk yoooou!!

can I interest you in some rice little sister?

ever been somwhere and said somthing really stupid, and thought about it later and you just were like.. that was fucking stupid?

maybe you were at a funeral and you said "well atleast we won't be seeing any more of him"

anyway everyone has said somthing stupid and embarassing at one point of their life that got them some looks, at mouthfull of profanity, or just a long deserved beating.

so whats yours? :-)

Fuck you buddy!

if the man says no, yes it's rare but their are guys that exist who can actually for real deny the offer of the raging female labido. all you need is a strapon and soem muscle and astroglide and your ready to roll.

oh shit the rosebowl is right near my house im gona go check out the janitor job today!!!!11

whassup, people im living with told me to get myself a job and I don't feel like asking if you want frys with your fucking big mac

anyone working at a place where they have job openings.. telemarketing, pornstar any fucking job i just gotta work.. (except fast food resteraunts)

so hook me uppppppppppppp!! or do any of you own a clothing store or once again ANYTHING!?$!! %!%!

let me know...

who cares bruh.

Underoath
Strada
The Juliana Theory
Armor For Sleep
Joshua fit for battle
Straylight Run

ESPECIALLY JOSHUA FIT FOR BATTLE

thats a good one, wasnt that from the episode were heather gave everyone in southpark aids?

ya i remember that one hahaha seriously MORE!!

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind

Everything by cartman from south park
CARTMAN

"I'm trying to make the best out of a bad situation. I don't need to hear crap from a bunch of hippie freaks living in denial! Screw you guys, I'm going home."

"I hate you guys."

"I love you guys."

"Yeah, I want some Cheesey Poofs."

"Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. Beefcake!"

"I'm not fat! I'm big boned!"

"Respect my AUTHORITHAI!"

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like: hey, you get your bitch ass
back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

"Be a man Stan. Say, 'Hey woman, you shut your mouth and make babies.'"

"Kenny, your family is poor!"

"Democrats really piss me off."

"My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa."

"My mom says there's a lot of black people in China."

"I know why drugs are bad. If you do drugs you're a hippie. And hippies suck."

"Tweek, Tweek, you can always go on Welfare. Look at Kenny's family. They're perfectly happy being poor and on Welfare."

(0n Dolphins) "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise."

"Dolphins, eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap."

"Screw you, hippie."

"How are all my little friends, with their little dreams?"

"I'll roshambo you for it."

"Ten dollar! Eight dollar! You give me eight dollar, soldier boy! Sucky, sucky, five dollar!"

lolol

if that was my sister... god... the incestious lovin that would be happening would be unbelievable.

woah... and how am I supposed to use this thang?!

dude... I call for some Ambush makerover holmes :P

woah... and how am I supposed to use this thang?!

haha :-P

anyway...

Jeff whats the color wheel?

I don't know but why the fuck was that kids eyes bleeding?

oops double post

im probally going to catch a lot of heat for posting this but well here it goes...

A secret society exists. Around 52% of people on this earth are a part of it.

Of that 52%, 50% are women, 2% are men.

Of that 2%, 1% of those men are gay, the other 1% are players.

What I'm talking about is the sex secret society - and you are either *IN* or *OUT*.


SOME RULES OF THE SECRET SOCIETY:

1) Don't talk about the secret society.

2) The priority of the secret society is to have perpetually good emotions in all members.

3) Create shrowds around the secret society, like "all men are dogs". Hide the truth that women are far more likely to cheat than men.

4) If you are part of the secret society, you will never be denied anything at any point.

5) If you are not part of the secret society, you will scrap and beg for everything you get.

6) Communication in the secret society is less often verbal, and more often spoken through bodylanguage subcommunications, and verbal subcommunications that would only make sense to members. Any other way, and the 48% of men would pick up on it, and it would no longer be a secret.

7) At the first sign that someone who is not part of the secret society is possibly trying to pretend that he is, barate him with both love-rhetoric, and accusations of chauvanism and nit-witted-ness.

It's OK to cheat on someone who is not a part of the secret society, so long as it is for the purpose of fulfilling the needs of someone who is, or if it to fulfill your own needs and it is with someone who is a part of the secret society. Sleeping with a rare guy from the secret society is no worse than grinding with a girlfriend at a club and making out with her. "It doesn't count".

9) Nobody judges eachother in the secret society. There is no such thing as a slut. A slut is only as slutty as people who are NOT in the secret society are aware of.

10) Secret society members COME FIRST. If someone in the society is not having fun with an interaction, it is cut off. Conversely, if a secret society male is with a non-secret-society male, and a secret society female (all females) decides she wants sex from the secret society male, the friend of the female may have sex with the non-secret-society male, because EVERYONE in the interaction must feel good. However, if the non-secret-society male is blowing himself out so badly that he makes the female member feel very bad emotions, then the secret-society-male must face the consequences of bringing negative emotions into the equation, and lose out on his privilege for sex in that interaction, until he ditches the non-secret-society male. Bear minimum requirements for non-secret-society males being grandfathered in with the male member, is that he not qualify himself or make anyone feel uncomfortable. Failing to meet those requirements, both are blown out.

WHAT IS THE SECRET SOCIETY?

Women are repressed by men, and so must look out for themselves. They will take care of:

1) Their own sexual needs.

2) The sexual needs of anyone in the secret society.

3) The sexual needs of the few males who make the secret society possible ("players").

The secret society is what allows women to appear wholesome and allows them to screen for a long term provider/emotionaltampon.

Women hold off to find the perfect boyfriend, while sleeping with a guy who is likely sleeping with all of their friends, and their friends friends.

They also fuck their gay boyfriends or jerk them off or give them head. They're part of the secret society too, so they can't be left out.


EYE WITNESS ACCOUNTS FROM SECRET SOCIETY INSIDERS (based on dozens of interviews I did over the summer, with girls in London England, as well as some from my own experience as a player):

1) If you tell a girl that you're gay, and that you want to "see what it feels like to be with a girl", she'll sleep with you. She won't insist on using a condom either, unless you do. You're part of the secret society, where condoms aren't necessary because they are logical entities and not emotionally relevant.

2) If you subcommunicate that you are a part of the secret society, and tell the friend of your target "I'm really lonely. My girlfriend cheated on me, and I need to re-validate myself tonight", she'll tell her friend to fuck you. Her friend will realize from this that you are a part of the secret society, and she'll fuck you. Moreover, if the friend refuses, the ugly girl will offer you a blowjob to help you out.

3) If you manage to verbally subcommunicate that you are a member (its still subcommunication, because the verbal ways you communicate it aren't direct at all), the secret society members will gladly tell you all about their sexual exploits and adventures. As soon as you subcommunicate that you desire romance, she will immediately retract all of her previous statements (and she'll look completely congruent doing so), and downplay them that it was something she did just one time and that she's looking for a relationship.
PUA: "I love to go out and hook up. I hate it when girls try to run my life"..
HB: "Me too.. I hooked up with guys all last year.. My boyfriend tried to control me, but I do what I want.. My girlfriends all do it too."
PUA: "Really? Cause to be honest, I've always felt like I'm a romantic guy.. And girls always cheat on me.. I want to find a girl who won't cheat."
HB: "I would never cheat. Guys are dogs. I'm always loyal."
PUA: "But didn't you say..."
HB: "No, I said nothing."
PUA: "No, you said that you don't let your boyfriend control you and you do what you want."
HB: "No, I didn't mean that. I'm not a slut. I have no idea what you're talking about, I didn't say that."

4) If you are a member, and say that you are really lonely and you need someone to snuggle and makeout with, all members of the secret society will agree to do so with you. If you are a girl, you have privilege to snuggle and kiss and sleep in the same bed as all other girls. If you are gay, you can do the same. If it escalates to sex, its an accident and does not count. If you're a player, and you make girls around you emotional, and the friends are all in good emotions about it, they sleep with you. No one is a slut in the secret society, because the secret society does not judge.

5) If a group of girls living together find a guy who is in the secret society, they will all fuck him. They'll recommend him as an honourary secret society member, and enjoy him. Meanwhile they may be in relationships with non-secret society members that they've fallen in love with, however this is not an issue because nobody in the secret society judges and sex with people in the secret society does not count. If you are a secret society member now, but in the past enjoyed a romantic relationship, what you may not realize is the part that was left out of the romance novel story (due to rules no1&2 of the secret society code), which was that after you dropped her off your romantic star watching, a secret society member came by and fucked the shit out of her without a condom and gave her the money shot all over her face.

6) If a secret society male has a non member male friend, the friend of the girl who wants sex from the male member will have sex with the non-member even if she doesn't like him. However, rules state that if if the non-member is "creepy/scary" (kinos too much, leans in too much, asks dumb questions, tries too hard to impress, overqualifies), then the male member will be expected to return either alone or with another male member. Also, the male members must remember that positive emotions are always priority, and if he is alone he must still maintain the positive emotions of the female member who will not be getting sex, secret society rules not to be breached. Number 1 rule of the secret society, outside of not talking about it, is that EVERYONE maintains GOOD emotions.

THE UNDERLYING MISUNDERSTOOD TRUTH OF THE SECRET SOCIETY:

The 49% of men who live outside of the secret society don't understand the mental model of attraction of people who are in the secret society.

Men view attraction in their MALE MENTAL MODELS. They believe that attraction is "sexual aggression". They understand attraction as having a physical urge to have sex, and then mentally deciding that you will go after it.

They try to seduce women by touching and grabbing them, and getting them very horny. They try to seduce them in the SAME WAY that a woman would do well seducing THEM. They try to seduce them as if they were seducing a GUY. This sometimes works, and the propaganda is spread - "this is how to get chicks".

Secret society members will not fill them in, due to breach of the code.

What the secret society members are not telling you, is that they understand that most sex occurs when women are not sexually AGGRESSIVE, but sexually RECEPTIVE.

They understand that for women to be ready for sex, they need not feel horny, they need only feel EMOTIONAL.

They understand that women are not logical, and that they are emotional. They understand that for women sex is not a big deal at all, and that its their LOGIC that puts the breaks on it.

They understand that most women are afraid of sex because they lack TRUST, and because their LOGIC is putting on the breaks.

They disarm logic by making the women EMOTIONAL, so that their LOGIC (which is the BREAKS of emotion) becomes disarmed, and at the same time maintain TRUST, so that the emotions generated won't be interfered with.

Then they simply have sex, because although the women are not WANTING sex, they are too EMOTIONAL to DECLINE sex. Then, once they BEGIN to have a physical interaction, the women become horny and sexually aggressive as a result, and sex begins.

(NOTE: This is why girls must COCKBLOCK for eachother. Because they know that clubs are emotionally charged environments, and that it wouldn't take much for a guy to use her resulting sexual receptiveness to lay her. The guy may not be a guy that the girl would lay normally, were she feeling more logical, so the girls must look out for eachother. Guys don't need to do this because firstly, they will not be judged for sleeping around (no logic), secondly, they are sexually aggressive - not receptive - so their decisions will not be regretted later usually, and thirdly, because they do not need trust because they are not usually in any physical danger).

They also understand that value + trust + attraction = sex (rough lazy model).

Value = being someone in the secret society (it can also be SO many other things, but being a member can in some cases be sufficient)

Trust = not telegraphing interest

Attraction = increasing her buying temperature by making her emotional (emotionally aroused, not necessarily physically aroused.. the former will cause her to be too illogical to prevent you from causing the latter, when she's ready)


Don't tell anyone about this. All knowledge will be denied and you will be ridiculed.

I was going to write some reply but I decided just to say this...

ABC

Always be closing

fuck that was pretty rough.

I think everyone 'Cheats' for different reasons, a lot of people cheat to validate themselves this happens a lot with girls that feel they are ugly, they go out to clubs all decked out and prettied up with make up and hook up with a guy to feel validated, to higher their self-esteem to reinforce that fact that they actually are beautiful.

Other people cheat because of unfufilled emotional needs, does your lover make you feel happy, do you feel fufilled spiritually and emotionally by your lover, it is normal to fantasize about being with other people, everyone fantasizes but you also have to understand that people are people and they have hardwired emotional responses to stimuli and fucking with someones head by cheating and shit can REALLY damage someone, A LOT of murders have come out of jealousy.

it varies from person to person, but most people in my honest opinion are with people for the wrong reasons, reasons like... feeling a sense of security, stability an escape from a emotional roller coaster at home or somwhereelse.

How do you think real street pimps get girls? they give them a sense of security and stability they teach them everything, never give them the book itself but teach them from the book, watch the movie american pimp, read the book Pimp the story of my life by icebergslim, read whoreson by iceberg slim?

today their is a lot of misconeceptions in what love is few people experiance genuine love, love today is self indulgence, no different from greed, its kind of weird but status in society today is measured by the money in your pocket and the beautiful women on your arm, and the designer clothes on your back.


"We don't have a great war in our generation, or a great depression, but we do, we have a great war of the spirit. We have a great revolution against the culture. The great depression is our lives. We have a spiritual depression."

- Fight club the book.

I have a strong belief in this quote, that society and people as individuals are falling apart at the seams... anyway i'm interested in seeing some of your responses.

Tardcore is in smart mode, a rare treat but a tasty one, enjoy.

Deliver me unto metrosexualism, hell I wish I knew how to be a metrosexual I grew up around boys most of my life... anyone wana make me into a girly man :-)

Ill try to dig up the article, but thats what I remember it saying, on another note, have any of you ever read the book by Nancy Friday: My secret Garden?

that sucks... wow I have a confession to make, I dig that new kelly clarkson song on much music, there I said it.

The sad truth is that monogamy does not exist in this societym atleast not in the way it was in the old times :P

soicety has become extremely polygamous, people are fucking everyone the world is becoming a big cess pool of fucking gang bangs.

But it's not exactly the worlds fault we have been conditioned by magazines, Tv, billboards to desire to lust more then ever and it's not changing anytime soon, and many of you would be suprsised to know that it is actaully girls that are a lot more sexually active then men.

a study was done that showed women have 2x as much sex then men, well then they had to be fucking someone else, no, someone other then there ONE partner? haha of course, but us guys don't get off so easy, you know you would cheat on the drop of a dime if christina aguilera walked in your room naked right now.

whatever it's not such a big deal, after all love today is just a chemical in your brain called dopamine, all ya can do is enjoy because society aint changing just be happy with what you got because some people don't feel loved or needed in most of their lives, remember that if you ever feel loved or needed that your one of the lucky ones, and if its over it was bound to happen anyway.

Welcome to society of 2005, enjoy your stay.

shit since we are talking about pop, what the fuck happened to the spice girls, THEY WERE HAWT!!11

BACKSTREET BOYS LYRICS

"I Want It That Way"

Yeah

You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way

But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way

[Chorus:]
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

Am I your fire
Your one desire
Yes I know it's too late
But I want it that way

[Chorus]

Now I can see that we're falling apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the distance
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me...

You are my fire
The one desire
You are
You are, you are, you are

Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
(Don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
(Don't wanna hear you say it)
I want it that way
I want it that way

dude don't be an idiot and go get your ass kicked by this girls brother.

just go get the other chicks holmes.

LOL, I guess that line actually works?!

who wudda thought.

black to the future.

twist and lick holmes
Oreo mafia.

DUDE!! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS??!

F-U-C-K HER... TODAY, TAKE ACTION IMMEDIATLEY :-P

haha yo Ze'ev insider for ya.

"Hey I need a 30 second female opinion, do girls think the rockstar david bowie is hot?

because my little sister just got this poster in her room of david bowie, you know... I can imagine Brad Pitt.. but DAVID BOWIE???? whats up with that?!"

just some notes i totted down from some of his shit, yaya it sounds cheesey, it sounds gay, fuck how it sounds it works and results are whats important to me not what it fucking sounds like.

Foruma for Sucess:

- Get Clear On What You Want

- Get yourself to take action, how do you do it? DECIDE
EXERCISE Your POWER to ACT!! (Your Personal Power)

- Notice whats working if its not working change your approach

Know what your getting, Pay attention, if somthing doesnt work TRY SOMTHING NEW, if that doesnt work TRY SOMTHING NEW, Keep on TRYING until you get SUCESSFUL!

- USE A ROLE MODEL
Find someone who is already getting the results YOU WANT find out what that person is doing and do the samething!
"Sucess Leaves Clues" - Notice if its Working -

Basic idea: MODEL PEOPLE THAT ARE SUCESSFUL.
Find out what they do, get the same results, SPEED UP TIME.

"Learn to master the INCREDIBLE computer between your ears, YOUR BRAIN!"

ALSO

KEEP A SUCESS JOURNAL

- What did you learn from X,Y,Z

"If your lifes worth living, its worth recording"

Your assignment:
Think of two actions you've been putting off, two things that you should do, you need to do, maybe its cleaning up the house, maybe its some report I don't know what it is whatever they are DO THEM.

DECIDE, RESOLVE, ONCE AND FOR ALL THIS IS IT!!
TAKE ACTION IMMEDIALTEY DON'T PUT IT OFF ANOTHER MINUTE!
START MAKING PROGRESS TOWARDS IT!

shatap mister.

I Don't care what anyone says Tony Robbins is the shit.

it's all about Personal Power II: THE DRIVING FORCE

anyone else like him?