HELL YA BABY CLIKIDY CLICK THAT PROFILE N SEKX MY PIXTARZ

haha

suck on tha cow wang

haha thats a chill picture man

nter haha its cool man, the PLUR boys and girls are just taking it so personally maybe I have to show that im a gay flowerchild who dances in the rain and people will like me more *starts to wear multi colord bracelets that give people ceizures*

• ¤M|c²K[o_O]S¤ thanks dude you are worthy competition, I had a huge struggle in my journey to become more retarded then you I guess I just have more will power.

if anyone feels obligated to kick my ass today you can come to the corner saint catherines and metcalfs, but I warn you I will have a suicide bomber dressed as a clown, and if anyone starts, shit will be flying all over the place. I also have many of my extremist militia ready to combat you with their leet islam terror skills.

PH33R.

¤M|c²K[o_O]S¤ im sorry that was an AFK kill.

tell her the suprise is that you have a vagina and your real name is isabelle the maiden of lust.

spider man spider man does whatever a spider can.

soliders of islam 4 lyfe!$!

i dont care its the internet, if I really cared what your opinion was i wouldn't post dumbshit like this, ive already brought up the fact that what I am like on the internet doesnt have to do witht eh person ia m off the internet, this is a fucking game its just a forum, hahaha and when u psot replys like that youare only addign fuel to the fire the best thing is to just not say anything eventually ill get bored and ill stop and ill just psot normally, its PEOPLE like yourself who make this fun and entertaining for me so its better to just be quiet alright sweetie :-)

- sanik

Mujihadeen my comrade, the people of ravewave will not accept are beleifs so we shall force it upon theme with an iron fist!

matduke are you gay?

shut up you homo.

1) Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home, and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

2) Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

3) Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc., and then run a dust cloth over the tables. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

4) Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

5) Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

6) Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

7) Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first -- remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

8) Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, and his very real need to be at home and relax.

9) Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

10) Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

11) Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

12) Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

13) Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him. A good wife always knows her place.

JUST KIDDING.

OOPSY

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- sanik

¤M|c²K[o_O]S¤ humm... im not a racist/sexist person in real life my internet persona and my reallife persona are two very seperate things for me on the internet i just don't care at all it's like a video game for me... but I do understand your point of view, and for now on I wont post things that will be "THAT OFFENSIVE" please note that I will continue to be a annoying, cocky son of a bitch, just not a annoying cocky racist/sexist son of a bitch.

rawr!#!

what the fuck is trance kuja?

god damnit, raver girls suck.

I found it funny, if anyone else does its just a plus.

oh and accuse her of hitting on you all the time, tell her that you are not a object of her sexual desire, and that she will have to pay up if she wnats to cop a feel.

dude its all about being playful, 10 dollars will bring you far my man go into a dollarstore and buy some action figures then tell her the special event of the night is a round of Ninja battle fighting to the death, then after that buy stickers and stick them on her shoulders. go into a clothing store take the dumbest/gayest looking coat and try it on and make her try it on and then whisper to her jokingly. WE SO NEED TO STEAL THESE!

PLAYFULNESS 4 LYFE YO

don't forget to tell her your penis is about the size of a shrimp, but you tell everyoneelse that your hung like a blackstatllion.

I swear to god im not joking... if she doesnt laugh shes a tard.

gotta love internet hatin :D

Alone:

Here, all alone
sitting on my computer, my throne.
I can be whoever i please
rich, famous, disabled or a dick tease.

Talking to you while stroking my nob
shit my mum just saw me, i should really get a job.
Fired from my last one, i never really went
sat here looking at porn, pitching up my tent.

Upgraded from 56k, got broadband
70kb/ps, No lubricant and Blisters on my hand.
I miss the only real girl i ever had
we broke up, her name was Chad.

Lets take a walk:

as people walk (dudu dudu dudu dudu)
i look at them walk (dudu dudu dudu dudu)
they walk to places (dudu dudu dudu dudu)
and i watch (dudu dudu dudu dudu)

that was hawt.

"it's scary when men become so afraid of a powerful woman that they feel the need to make an example"

pfft... what a radical notion, are you actually saying women are people to? golly gosh wowzars thats absurd.

that shirt next ot the strawberry is so chill, I want to see a chick wearing that!

senses fail - bloody romance

I have that fullalbum, I have some good emo albums on my PC if you have soulseek you should drop by the LIQUID room!

Let's go

[B-Real]
I met her a club, her friend liked me but she didn't
She noticed a lot of girls giving up their phone digits
She didn't wanna be one of those hoes
In clothes exploiting her body from head to toes
She had glossy lips she was swaying her hips
On the dance floor and every nigga's flashing her grip
Trying to impress her in vain she gave no play
Niggaz hit her up for numbers and she said no way
I thought to myself let it go and roll on, B
But like Smokey said she really had a hold on me
I couldn't stop staring I started to fantasize with her
Voices in my head said she's tantalizing ya
Even if I moved to the other side of the party
I had pictures in my head of her moving that body
I was beside myself with hunger pain
So I slowly walked over and I asked her name

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
What's your name, what's your number?
I'd like to get to know you
Can we have a conversation?
The night is young, girl give me a chance!

[B-Real]
She gave a smile but I got no answer though
I took a while before she gave a chance she's acting cold
I offered her a drink she turned me down blat
She said if you want my name you gotta do better than that
I said OK, now your shit don't stink
I'ma walk away only tried to buy you a drink
As I began to walk away she said I'm sorry for real
But every guy in the club tried slipping me pills
I don't trust guys each and every one will lie to you
I said I understand but it's not what I try to do
I wasn't even gonna come to your table
But if I didn't I knew that I'd regret it later
I go after what I want but I got class
For me no need to slip a pill if I want ass
She gave me a funny look I couldn't tell what it meant
She let her guard down and on our conversation went

[Chorus]

[B-Real]
She said I want a man with a plan and ambition
Not an immature nigga on a "pussy-hit mission"
I'm too good for that I have so much to offer
Got a good job working at my mom and dad's law firm
You got goals, that's what she asked
Yeah I wanna fill my home with platinum plaques
It takes hard work but you know it's coming after
She said 'oh my God you must be a famous rapper!'
I do all right but I'm never satisfied
I'm told when you still love what you do it never gets old
I strive for more but that's enough about me
Why don't we skip out the club and take a walk on the street
We slipped out of the club with no worries
Seems she wanted to get out in a hurry
We hung all night till we lost our friends
Till they caught us bangin in the back of a Benz

[Chorus - 2X]

soap.

anything that has ever happend wrong in your life is probally my fault, anything that will ever happy bad in your life is probally my fault to.

so take out all your anguish and agression/verbal/mental abuse in this thread please merci beacoup.

:-)

owned.

ofcourse dude ya know "I gotta get down on your technique, gege-get down on your technique" haha.

oh those faggot candyass ravers can die to, OH SHIT ITS PUFF DADDY!!?@#!$

god damnit, niggers, spiks, wasps, jews, sand niggers, chinks, pepsis, mowhawk brutes and the likes can all fuck off and die especially those fucking white folks they all need to rot.

another lovely post by your friendly neighbor hood sanik!

i might go :O