YAY! Happy 20th :) Can't wait to give you the birthday bumps tonight

xoxoxoxoxo

How much is it?

Nosey shithead! Haha.

"Someone please throw me a birthday party."


Are you going to make your own birthday thread too?

that was one of my all time fave threads. my only complaint was that there weren't enought fat chicks with their assholes showing....ah well, some day.....

Marissa DIED on the OC last night!!!

Haha. Remember Rammstein?

They spelled her name wrong

Hey smartass, why don't you suggest that I GOOGLE it or something too, don't you think I know how to use the internet by now? Ebay would take too long.

Caro, what's a Giant Tiger?

And can anyone think of a Toys R Us that's close-ish to downtown? I don't want to go to the West Island.

MAYBE!!!!!!111111111

You know like they have at McDonalds? I know I can probably get a kiddie pool or something of the like at Zellers but where do I get a few hundred plastic balls at a relatively cheap price?

thou shalt not dis shenanigans!

Unfunny comic.

I'd try it. Has anyone else tried the new Dr Pepper berries & cream? It's pretty good.

I think the island of Montreal and the island of Manhattan are the only 2 places in North America where you can't turn right on red.

He's pretty funnay!

Getting a ticket for drinking isn't so bad, it's getting a ticket for JAYWALKING that's bloody gay, if you ask me.

Yyyyeah I was trying to set up my lights today and these retards were helping me.

Are you on crack?

Jesus Ian how did you rack up 35 000 in debt?

She's pretty.

Alex makes me lol sometimes.

Nope. All I had to fill out was my name and DOB. That's it. Not even my address, as I was already on the envelope. I took me longer to find a mailbox to mail it back than it did to fill it out.

Mine was only 3 pages long. Kinda disappointed.

Oh how I loathe unfinished tattoos.

You people are obscene... simulating sex. Animals!!!

happy naked day heather!!!

Guy is bad, but yeah Chelsea that Atwater exit is pretty brutal. It's like singed inuit bum hair dipped in baby poo.

George, you have a special profile in my heart.

HAHAHAHA! It's true Pat is so fucking fat! [ www. ]

You're pissed that you'll have to be at your own party cause there will be a better one the same night?

Delete it and move on.

btw, way to mention another event on the same night in your own thread. bo!

Nice design, seriously.

Ok ok... who's the guy who sings "You're Beautiful"? I wish he was getting raped, right now. I HATE that song. UGHGHAGKDJASG I'm getting mad just thinking about it.

Great rack indeed.

Whatever dude I don't doubt that he sucked on Saturday, but it's pretty fucking mean to write that in the review thread. How would you feel if you had an off night and some shit disturber created a fake account just to bring it to everyone's attention?