it didn't make any sense before.



HI JACKIE.

falling in love is immoral, but punching people is?

that is not even worth responding to.

but i will say this, it's so much easier to blame someone else, no?

always the victim.

it's sounds exaclty like the original version.

johnny cash is a hip, hip man.

why, thank you kind man!

because i work in cosmetics.

i test the durability of make-up, how long it lasts, how long the colour stays, etc. it's a pretty cool job, i get to meet lots of models and interesting people.

all the make-up that doesn't pass the test i get to keep. but as you said, i'm a redhead so i thought jackie might be interested.

well, that settles it. i'm not going anymore.

i don't like people with no souls.

jackie, can i interest you in a giant bucket of cover girl deep olive concealer?

yaeh but you smelled more like vomit that anyone, cat.

danone, i'm afraid your opinion is wrong.

shits while rubbing?



you two should both be embarrassed of yourselves. that's all i have to say.

thierry sop hitting on my girlfriend

cat smells like vomit.

cat i found your socks.

will you be my girlfriend?

cat likes trashy girls.

why do no hot girls think i'm cool?

it was so good. oh my god.

i been outta town too long.

EW FRENCH.

i used to hang out at the dunkin donuts south of the 40 during the winter.

sometimes i would stop into st hubert's but the owner would chase me away with a broom.

ahhhh... good times. good times.

golly, katherine.

you certainly are a bigger geek that i thought.

you vaccumed a dvd, trish.

did the glasses make you do it?

you know what the coolest thing about st charles is?

the hoes.

there is absolutely NOTHING ill about the west.


except for st charles boulevard.


oh, the sights!!!

mister robato and his one good eye.

ok, but don't forget. i started it.


unless you limit yourself to ill trash, then it's ok.

i thought candy was out in '94!!


fuck. i'm so behind in the times.



oh well. i'm going to down a guiness.

jackie's not a skank, she just needs a big dick in her ass.

i've offered many a time to put my strap on to good use but she won't make the trip downtown.

EW!!!!!

that's gross.


that's just crossing the line. so much that i puked a little in my mouth and then swallowed it again.

now that i think about it, if guiness were smart they'd aim for the 18th as everyone will be hungover and need that day off in the end.

but do you eat garbage?


no wait, i mean:

DO YOU EAT GARBAGE?

obviously.


but i feel uncomfortable knowing that maybe one day there will be a national guiness day. are we that consumer driven that we'll consciously vote for a NATIONAL holiday sponsored by a beer company?


like, can you imagine april 9th being mcdonalds day or something?

i do! it makes me so excited that i pee a little bit in my underwear.

who is dirtier?

the trashy slut or the dirty whore?



i think i have a head start because i actually eat garbage. it's the little things that count, yannow.

i saw this ad on tv.

the narrator was saying that march 17th, st patty's day for all you retards (mike), should be a national holiday. they gave a url so you could vote for it on the net and then i think they send it to the government or some shit.

then at the end, they show a big ol' frothy glass of guiness.

does anyone else find something wrong with this? i mean, hell, i'd like another holiday. but it bothered me that a huge company started the idea and if it actually happens, will make a goddamn fortune off of it.

what do you think?

except me.



in fact, i *think* i'm the only person i know who will go to ottawa just for a fuck!


but i could be wrong.

i'm confoozed, and there is someone picking my nose!

don't make noah mad now... he'll put his chocolate covered penis right in your bum.