i didn't win any. :(
but i can still have fun without them

dudes you all suck. slutty bingo was awesome and now i am beyond drunk. um. that's all.

10ish. :)

hey everyone, to take your mind off of all this drama come to slutty bingo tonight at barfly.

:)

slutty bingo tonight!

come one come all to slutty bingo tonight at barfly. prizes will be sex toys and it's all for a good cause. so come and trash it up.

WUT IS THIS THR3AD ABOUT ANYWAYS?!??!! WTF

what's green and smells of pig?

this kind.

i would say i was more rope than thread.

OMG THIS IS TEH FUNEIST THRAAD EVER

hey, my mother is a crack head. i take great offense to this.

now we're talking

genious.

people getting offended on the internet??

i didn't think it was possible.

wow, let's keep this thread safe. let's talk about emo some more.

maybe my mom and your mom should hook up.

pizza tits? i wish i had tits period.

deep down we are all special.

are you saying i'm special?

OMG TYPOS R NO BIG D3AL!11!111! LOL RALAX

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what? am i a lesbian?

is anyone else unfortunate enough to have a yahoo email and have to see this creepy face every time they go to check their messages??

she's 56. too bad she's a lesbian. no joke

girls on ravewave hotter than 56 yr olds????

nah!

if bush was a girl we would still be dealing with an ignorant fuckwad only this one would get hormonal once a month.

be still my beating heart....

oh ya? but who do YOU love? that hot chick with the pizza nipples?? common, you know you want her to tip slap you.

no joke. i want that tongue of his on my face.

funny? i'm talking about his good looks here. HE's hot.

yes, it's true, i love this man. one day he will be mine.




who do you love? besides jeff, that kid has too many fans already.

captivating.
thank god this is text because right now i am speechless.

who's jeff?

maybe. but i got my own. i keep him locked up and take him out for special occasions.

i just creamed myself.

there is one. go and look at the new york times website and you can find the link for it.

wow. what the fuck happened to PLUR? am i that fucking out of the loop that we get down on people that do drugs or things in their own free time? i'm sorry, but back when i was partying most people at parties were doing drugs. now it's straight edge this and straight edge that. who the fuck cares what others do with their time.
i don't do drugs but i am not so far gone to remember that i had alot of fun doing them. so what if he wants to do them and likes talking about them? doesn't hurt or bother me. and it sure as hell beats the high percentage of whiney emo posts on here.

no no,
for real the best way to get a girl is to pretend you are gay.
all the hot guys are gay. we all know it.
i want to have a pillow fight with a hot quasi gay guy and turn him straight again.....

mmmmm

yeah. pay the four dollars so i can get paid more.

you steal photos, and i will beat your ass.

we are all copies and pieces of something else. originality is what we tell ourselves to feel better. it doesn't exist.

but then again, i wouldn't fuck with this kind of originality. i mean common. she has a star on her forehead....

a place like this could always use more dirt.

oh my god. that girl is my exes ex. actually i think she dated two of my exes.....