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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 9 Oct, 2002 @ 2:56am |
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If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and he presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on. Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner. An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply pissing in the sink. Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of 'rodeo sex'. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by her younger sisters name. See how long you can 'stay mounted'. A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 9 Oct, 2002 @ 2:59am |
| Coolness: 685830 | And while I'm at it, something for Tipsy |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente a répondu le Wed 9 Oct, 2002 @ 2:59am |
 Coolness: 299565 | *shakes hand* hello, and welcome to last year (nah im not posting the picture cuz thats lame) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» screw_you a répondu le Wed 9 Oct, 2002 @ 3:49am |
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i hate midgets ..midgets scare me sooo bad...that was teh most traumatising thing ive ever seen *cries* *cries some more* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV a répondu le Wed 9 Oct, 2002 @ 3:50am |
 Coolness: 194265 | eeeeeeeeeeeek  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User a répondu le Wed 9 Oct, 2002 @ 11:01am |
 Coolness: 2970 | tipsy..u like that thing ? kanky video ? lolololll :P |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User a répondu le Wed 9 Oct, 2002 @ 11:05am |
| Coolness: 3010 | isa migdet are great the look like pets sometimes lol ( im mean sorry ) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah a répondu le Wed 9 Oct, 2002 @ 9:53pm |
 Coolness: 144470 | Your advice is kinda...not good. |
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