I Have A Problem
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 5:22pm |
Ive been infested with sparkles for a few days now.
Ive tried everything. Washing my bag, my clothes, my stuff, and fuckin motherfuckin sparkles are STILL on me. WTF. -on my face -my sheets -my clothes -my shoes -my smokes (even tho this is like the 3rd pack since the sparkle spilling) AAAAAAAANYWAY, this is just a warning. do NOT carry sparkles with you. Cause they breed like motherfuckin rats. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 5:30pm |
rats breed quickly...
the gestation period is between 21 and 27 days and a litter of 6 to 8 is born, female rats are in heat four times a year |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kitkat a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 5:33pm |
hahahahahahahah
these sparkles breed faster than fukkin rats... i was able to kill off my infestation ...but you are doomed, toby - DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!! ppl be careful...shes infectious!! |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 5:36pm |
shhhht!
You werent supposed to tell em I was contagious! damn. But look, Im trying!! I just my go get see the doc to find out if theyre now coming outa my pores... hduiasgdsiuadhuiflFUCKINSPARKLEShuisfgsduyia;lgdyf |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 5:37pm |
i usually just drink a hot mug of ginger tea with a few tea spoon of honey and gaze at my ceiling |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 5:39pm |
and now how does THAT help me with the sparkle problem!?
Would you like some sparkles with your tea, mr.WipesCrotch? |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 5:44pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kitkat a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 6:04pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 6:08pm |
i still find sparkles that my ex had on 2 1/2 years ago all over my stuff.
sparkles are the tools of the devil. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 6:09pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 6:15pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 6:16pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» The_Deamon a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 6:31pm |
My best bet would be to see what kind of substance said sparkles came in...
Was the sparkles stuff waxy? Was it oily to the touch? Cutting the goop that holds it together is always a good start, but all depending on the size of the pigmentation, you may have some pigmentation left even after clearing that. It's simply because the particules of color will sometimes meld with the fabric ( kinda like putting flour on a brand new black t-shirt: it somehow always stays in). I wonder if having the garment sry washed could help though. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kitkat a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 6:39pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 6:42pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 6:45pm |
That happend to me at nostalgia..I broke a bracelet that had sparkles in it.. I got rid of mine in the shower..but thierry still had some on his face 5 days later |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 6:49pm |
i think the solution is to set Kafwin on fire and dance around her burning body chanting: "We sacrifice this person in the name of You, the Unnamed One!" |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kitkat a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 7:00pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 7:18pm |
YES!!! IM OFF THE HOOK!
please, I dont wanna burn for you silly people's sins. I think Jesus was enough, even tho he wasnt really burnt... And yeah, the sparkles were 100% pure. And YAY, now ppl will be avoiding me like I have cooties. :D I can run after them with my sparkly falafelness. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin a répondu le Sat 19 Jul, 2003 @ 7:22pm |
pff.. if ur gonna burn me you gotta atleast know who ur burning me for ...
like kiwi. |
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