Rules To Live By
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 11:21am |
 Coolness: 73965 | take no prisoners. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 11:22am |
 Coolness: 138845 | dont follow someone else's path. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 11:23am |
 Coolness: 174215 | Don't put your dick where you wouldn't put your finger. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 11:27am |
| Coolness: 148940 | dont piss in the wind |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 12:13pm |
 Coolness: 160670 | always wear clean underwear |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 12:36pm |
 Coolness: 87190 | Always carry a gun. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» caro a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 12:57pm |
 Coolness: 152065 | always respect yourself |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 1:10pm |
 Coolness: 685715 | 1. Relax and take it easy. Don't get caught up in hollow conceits such as "doing something with your life." Such twaddle is outmoded and a sure formula for disappointment.
2. Whatever it is you pursue, try to do it just well enough to remain in the middle third of the field. Keep your thoughts and ideas to yourself and don't ask questions. Remember, the squeaky wheel is the first one to be replaced. 3. Size people up quickly, and develop rigid attitudes based on your first impression. If you try to delve deeper and get to "know" people, you're asking for trouble. 4. Don't fall for that superstitious nonsense about treating people the way you would like to be treated. It is a transparently narcissistic approach, and may be the sign of a weak mind. 5. Spend as much time as you can pleading and impressing others, even if it makes you unhappy. Pay special attention to shallow manipulators who can do you the most harm. Remember, in the overall scheme, you count for very little. 6. Surround yourself with inferiors and losers. Not only will you look good by comparison, but they will look up to you, and that will make you feel better. 7. Don't buy into the sentimental notion that everyone has shortcomings; it's the surest way of undermining yourself. Remember, the really best people have no defects. If you're not perfect, something is wrong. 8. If by some off chance you do detect a few faults, first, accept the fact that you are probably deeply flawed. Then make a list of your faults and dwell on them. Carry the list around and try to think of things to add. Blame yourself for everything. 9. Beware of intuition and gut instincts, they are completely unreliable. Instead, develop preconceived notions and don't waver unless someone tells you to. Then change your mind and adopt their point of view. But only if they seem to know what they're talking about. 10. Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work. Cling to it even when it is hopeless. Anyone can cut and run, but it takes a very special person to stay with something that is stupid and harmful. 11. Always remember, today doesn't count. Trying to make something out of today only robs you of precious time that could be spent daydreaming or resting up. 12. Try to dwell on the past. Think of all the mistakes you've made, and how much better it would be if you hadn't made them. Think of what you should have done, and blame yourself for not doing so. And don't go easy. Be really hard on yourself. 13. If by chance you make a fresh mistake, especially a costly one, try to repeat it a few times so you become familiar with it and can do it easily in the future. Write it down. Put it with your list of faults. 14. Beware also of the dangerous trap of looking ahead; it will only get you in trouble. Instead, try to drift along from day to day in a meandering fashion. Don't get sidetracked with some foolish "plan." 15. Finally, enjoy yourself all the time, and do whatever you want. Don't be seduced by that mindless chatter going around about "responsibility." That's exactly the sort of thing that can ruin your life. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 1:11pm |
| Coolness: 685715 | Incompetance:
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack Of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 1:31pm |
 Coolness: 121040 | don't be me |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 1:32pm |
 Coolness: 121565 | dammit jackass (spooky) you always ahve to go and ruin everythign by writing too much.. i bet doing chickens is somewhere on your list though.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 1:34pm |
| Coolness: 141490 | don't eat yellow snow, get it straight from the source |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 1:34pm |
| Coolness: 685715 | It's a list written by George Carlin. And it's got VERY good rules to live your life by. I suggest you read instead of just skipping over something just because it's "too long".
Heaven forbid you should maybe learn something that could possibly better your quality of life. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 1:36pm |
| Coolness: 141490 | everything George Carlin says should be lived by |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 1:36pm |
| Coolness: 121565 | isn't that frank zappa? *disgusted by herself for knowing such a thing* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 1:37pm |
| Coolness: 121565 | you're a jackass by the way.. i dunno if ravewave is a good place to look for "rules to live by" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 1:40pm |
| Coolness: 685715 | Frank Zappa sang "Don't you eat that yellow snow, where all them huskies go"
Frank Zappa also made a song called Who Are the Brain Police. I suggest everyone listen to that if you think you know what "weird" is. It'll school y'all. And yeah, I'm a jackass. I live in reality. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agent_Yogurt a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 1:49pm |
| Coolness: 133735 | never turn your back |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 1:51pm |
| Coolness: 685715 | GREAT advice!
To do something with your life, you have to keep looking at the past and never at the future that's in front of you! Great way to get absolutely nowhere in life. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Wed 4 Jun, 2003 @ 2:00pm |
| Coolness: 148940 | what?
fred what are you talking about? |
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