Semantic Ambiguity
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini a répondu le Sun 21 Aug, 2011 @ 2:19am |
 Coolness: 145210 | semantic ambiguity occurs when at least two distinct meanings come from the same bit of language, for example
'security was asked to stop drinking on campus' or 'the president has never been a woman.' I find these situation both fascinating and sometimes hilarious. know any others? post'em for me. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas a répondu le Sun 21 Aug, 2011 @ 3:03am |
 Coolness: 103265 | I was cleaning the house with my girlfriend ... |
| I'm feeling ez sessions monday wut! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini a répondu le Sun 21 Aug, 2011 @ 5:01am |
| Coolness: 145210 | ok maybe show me though...
i see state of affairs one: you and your gf were cleaning the house state of affairs two: your gf was merely present while you cleaned the house state of affairs three: using your gf to clean the house (like ajax i guess) that what you were aiming at? |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead a répondu le Sun 21 Aug, 2011 @ 6:26am |
 Coolness: 131605 | i interpreted a girl used as a mop first than actuslly cleaning with her , thanks for the superb mental cartoon !
hense puttin ppl included in the sentence first , like saying " me and my gf sucked at that game ..." instead of falling into the all too mindbuggling " i sucked with my girlfirend at that game ... " |
| I'm feeling "god is(i)n`the tv" right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas a répondu le Sun 21 Aug, 2011 @ 1:04pm |
| Coolness: 103265 | That be where I was going with that idiom yup |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan a répondu le Sun 21 Aug, 2011 @ 3:15pm |
 Coolness: 166555 | I dropped some of my music at the party.
By the time I got the roof of the building, I realized I was a little too high. You suck. :p Or the great one from the Simpsons: Sugar Free Donuts (is actually, 'Sugar / Free Donuts') |
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| Neutral [0]Toggle ReplyLink» KounteSs a répondu le Sun 21 Aug, 2011 @ 10:00pm |
 Coolness: 39425 | A woman without her man is nothing.
A woman: without her, man is nothing. :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy a répondu le Sun 21 Aug, 2011 @ 10:16pm |
 Coolness: 106125 | Get down. |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Sun 21 Aug, 2011 @ 10:45pm |
 Coolness: 159130 | Confusius says : Man standing on toilet is high on pot. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn a répondu le Mon 22 Aug, 2011 @ 10:59am |
 Coolness: 158245 | Un Big Mac au boeuf à 100%.
C'est un cas classique. On s'imagine que la boulette est fait à 100% de boeuf mais McDonald explique que la partie boeuf de la boulette est 100% boeuf (comme la partie céréale est 100% céréale...) Légalement, ça fonctionne. Et ça trompe! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy a répondu le Mon 22 Aug, 2011 @ 1:10pm |
| Coolness: 106125 | J'ai ouïe dire que la compagnie qui fabriquait les emballages pour mc do s’appelait 100% beef. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» fishead a répondu le Mon 22 Aug, 2011 @ 2:17pm |
 Coolness: 75680 | your girlfriend invited me over to her place... and I came inside. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali a répondu le Mon 22 Aug, 2011 @ 4:47pm |
 Coolness: 140695 | not really the same thing but...
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" I feel like an knob but even with the explanation it took me about an hour to figure this out... my english is far from perfect mind you... [ en.wikipedia.org ] |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Mon 22 Aug, 2011 @ 5:23pm |
| Coolness: 159130 | Wow : James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan a répondu le Mon 22 Aug, 2011 @ 5:43pm |
| Coolness: 166555 | ^ these are examples of why we have punctuation in language ;)
At the party someone poured his punch on my head, so I gave him a punch in the face. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini a répondu le Tue 23 Aug, 2011 @ 2:40am |
| Coolness: 145210 | the panda eats shoots and leaves. |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead a répondu le Tue 23 Aug, 2011 @ 3:01am |
| Coolness: 131605 | " Honestly, Mr. Officer , his face was like that when I met him. " |
| I'm feeling "god is(i)n`the tv" right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» fishead a répondu le Tue 23 Aug, 2011 @ 6:21am |
| Coolness: 75680 | the classic...
if I told you that you had a beautiful body... would you hold it against me? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Tue 23 Aug, 2011 @ 11:35am |
 Coolness: 226285 | I got mood poisonning.
Probably something I hate. |
| I'm feeling toxik right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» fishead a répondu le Tue 23 Aug, 2011 @ 6:25pm |
| Coolness: 75680 | Originally Posted By MOLOCH
I got mood poisonning. Probably something I hate. I cunt hear you... I've got an earinfucktion! |
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