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Best Personal Ad Ever.
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 a répondu le Fri 24 Sep, 2010 @ 3:41am |
 Coolness: 44635 | Yes, I look through the personals when I'm bored.
I would marry this man, whoever he is. [ montreal.en.craigslist.ca ] |
| I'm feeling myself right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Fri 24 Sep, 2010 @ 5:04am |
 Coolness: 282440 | He wrote it..
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 a répondu le Fri 24 Sep, 2010 @ 5:14am |
| Coolness: 44635 | Fuck yes. I'd take him over Bliss. |
| I'm feeling myself right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV a répondu le Fri 24 Sep, 2010 @ 6:42am |
 Coolness: 108790 | HAHAHHAAHAHA
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You can stop looking now :) - 30 (Montreal) Date: 2010-09-23, 10:31PM EDT I AM THE GREATEST AT EVERY ACTIVITY EVER CREATED. I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO CREATE LIFE BY SIMPLY FLEXING MY PENIS. I ONCE PUNCHED A BEAR DEAD. THEN FELT BAD AND PUNCHED IT BACK TO LIFE. I AM A TRUE ALPHA MALE. IF CHUCK NORRIS FUCKED AN ANVIL I WOULD BE THE RESULT. IF YOU WANT TO TASTE MY GODLY NECTAR CONTACT ME AND YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE FAT OR I SWEAR I WILL REACH THROUGH THE INTERNETS AND COCKSLAP YOUR TITTIES OFF * Location: Montreal * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1970437399 |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Fri 24 Sep, 2010 @ 2:20pm |
 Coolness: 146310 | Hahah I wish he was a girl so I could marry her :) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa a répondu le Fri 24 Sep, 2010 @ 2:29pm |
 Coolness: 158755 | Damn, I wish I was an alpha male too, perks of punching stuff back to life and such look fun :p |
| I'm feeling (^^)y! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Fri 24 Sep, 2010 @ 2:30pm |
 Coolness: 159105 | That Chuck Norris bit is gold. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast a répondu le Fri 24 Sep, 2010 @ 2:36pm |
 Coolness: 91375 | LMAO |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly a répondu le Sat 25 Sep, 2010 @ 4:46am |
 Coolness: 158720 | haha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss a répondu le Sun 26 Sep, 2010 @ 1:06am |
 Coolness: 129705 | Originally Posted By SMASHLEY506
Fuck yes. I'd take him over Bliss. Ill admit its hard to compete with a guy who has TWO penises ;P Hahaha... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Thu 30 Sep, 2010 @ 11:55pm |
| Coolness: 146310 | This ad is so funny:
"Jewish orthodox married seeking the same. Please be real and serious." [ montreal.fr.craigslist.ca ] Mise À Jour » flo a écrit sur Fri 1 Oct, 2010 @ 12:16am Looks like Anvil Norris is striking again!
" This post is VERY REAL and I want the kinky little slut who replies to it to be the same. Upon seeing me, you would never expect that I have this side to me but once I begin putting you to use, you will quickly realize the benefits of being my personal fucktoy. Your extreme curiosity is exactly what I am looking for. I am so tired of girls who view sucking cock as a chore and giving up their pussy as something they only do to keep a guy placated. No, you have to THRIVE on roughness and intense sexuality because I WILL push your limits severely. I don't want a dainty little blowjob - I want to see just how deep you can take it before you start to gag and that means I will thrust in roughly and truly fuck your throat with as little mercy as I would have for your slit or your ass. You will NOT wear panties around me and will only wear skirts and short dresses so I can bend you over and have you anytime I choose, whether it be in the park, a parking lot late at night, or the nearest restaurant/bar restroom we can find. There is no excuse for not taking it HARD and begging for more. If you resist then I will simply have to tie you down and drive in even harder. And when I explode, you will find out what it's like to be showered with more cum than ever before - over your ass, back, stomach, chest, and face. I don't want a humiliation slut necessarily but I DO want a slut who knows her place in the bedroom and sees herself as existing sexually to take a perfect cock and to bask in every drop of cum that is lavished on her. Do it well and you will be constantly rewarded with orgasmic fun... Slip in your duties and feel the slap of my cock across your face as punishment. " [ montreal.en.craigslist.ca ] |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean a répondu le Fri 1 Oct, 2010 @ 2:51am |
 Coolness: 219955 | why do you guys keep posting my craigslist ads on here? |
| I'm feeling like a sketchbook! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss a répondu le Fri 1 Oct, 2010 @ 8:26am |
| Coolness: 129705 | Desperate people = desperate measures |
| I'm feeling sunshine right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Fri 1 Oct, 2010 @ 10:02am |
| Coolness: 282440 | story of your fuckin life |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 a répondu le Fri 1 Oct, 2010 @ 6:47pm |
| Coolness: 44635 | Originally Posted By BLISSS
Desperate people = desperate measures Exactly. Stop messaging me on here asking for sex. I don't want to sleep with you. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Fri 1 Oct, 2010 @ 7:36pm |
| Coolness: 146310 | oooooooooooooooooooh hahahahahh :) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Sat 2 Oct, 2010 @ 6:35pm |
 Coolness: 122295 | i love how craigslist has become a haven for lonely people with too much time on their hands |
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