Everytime You Masturbate , God Kills A Kitten!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM a répondu le Mon 28 Dec, 2009 @ 8:12pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» o_skoo_bigwheela a répondu le Mon 28 Dec, 2009 @ 8:23pm |
 Coolness: 66045 | HA! much better! Love it! ^_^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Mon 28 Dec, 2009 @ 8:26pm |
 Coolness: 685580 | ...and every time you kill a kitten, god masturbates! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Mon 28 Dec, 2009 @ 8:30pm |
 Coolness: 159110 | ... and every time you masturbate to God, a kitten kills! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» o_skoo_bigwheela a répondu le Mon 28 Dec, 2009 @ 8:37pm |
| Coolness: 66045 | LAMO - i love reading this shit when im at work...so entertaining! ^_^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Mon 28 Dec, 2009 @ 8:42pm |
| Coolness: 685580 | ..if we all masturbate, will a kitten become god??? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» o_skoo_bigwheela a répondu le Mon 28 Dec, 2009 @ 8:58pm |
| Coolness: 66045 | Since we all do at one time or another...i guess God ISSSS a kitten! O_o ;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun a répondu le Mon 28 Dec, 2009 @ 9:10pm |
 Coolness: 84215 | Or is every kitten a God since we all do masturbate sometimes ? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS a répondu le Mon 28 Dec, 2009 @ 9:21pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» fishead a répondu le Mon 28 Dec, 2009 @ 9:30pm |
 Coolness: 75660 | Has anyone pondered the cause-effect relationship here? Is it possible that God isn't killing kittens because we masturbate... that God is in fact killing kittens in order to encourage us to get our kits off with increased frequency?
Just a thought. ...and does the kitten killing end at onanism, or does it extend to acts of coitus interruptus? Y'know... pulling out and spraying batter on the small of the back - does that result in a dead kitten, or is that viewed as like...some kind of a lesser act that only requires the kitten to be sprayed with a bit of water? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» o_skoo_bigwheela a répondu le Tue 29 Dec, 2009 @ 2:13am |
| Coolness: 66045 | Originally Posted By FISHEAD
Has anyone pondered the cause-effect relationship here? Is it possible that God isn't killing kittens because we masturbate... that God is in fact killing kittens in order to encourage us to get our kits off with increased frequency? Just a thought. ...and does the kitten killing end at onanism, or does it extend to acts of coitus interruptus? Y'know... pulling out and spraying batter on the small of the back - does that result in a dead kitten, or is that viewed as like...some kind of a lesser act that only requires the kitten to be sprayed with a bit of water? hmmm no. But now that i am pondering what your pondering....i second this splendid thought - MORE "GETTING OUR KITS OFF" FOR EVERYONE!! ^_^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 a répondu le Tue 29 Dec, 2009 @ 7:40am |
 Coolness: 44640 | Originally Posted By BATZ
glad I dont really like cats What about this one?  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat a répondu le Tue 29 Dec, 2009 @ 7:56am |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Tue 29 Dec, 2009 @ 8:06am |
| Coolness: 159110 | IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY EARS !!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat a répondu le Tue 29 Dec, 2009 @ 8:07am |
| Coolness: 115525 | aaah voyons arrete
yest trop beau ^^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS a répondu le Tue 29 Dec, 2009 @ 8:16am |
| Coolness: 89730 | Originally Posted By SMASHLEY506
What about this one?
Scottish Folds are probly the only cats I like Mise À Jour » FUCKERS a écrit sur Tue 29 Dec, 2009 @ 8:57am oh and hum V3r510n2m1nu51 .. like the name says, they are folded |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 a répondu le Tue 29 Dec, 2009 @ 11:43am |
| Coolness: 44640 | Yes, they definitely have ears. :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Tue 29 Dec, 2009 @ 11:46am |
 Coolness: 226265 | Wait, that pulls up a few questions...
What if I masterbate a kitten? What happens then? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Tue 29 Dec, 2009 @ 11:48am |
| Coolness: 685580 | Originally Posted By MOLOCH
Wait, that pulls up a few questions... What if I masterbate a kitten? What happens then? god kills himself. then you go to jail  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Tue 29 Dec, 2009 @ 11:49am |
| Coolness: 226265 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
god kills himself. then you go to jail
I can bring the kitteh wiff me, right? |
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