Good Shitting Tips
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 9:43am |
 Coolness: 282500 | I always like to wash my hands with hot water, for some reason it makes my asshole feel like it didn't just run through a cornfield backwards. Really good for Chipotle, Buffalo Bills or when you accidentally buy the Hot tostito's salsa.
Also, smelling and reading soap and shampoo bottles helps relieve you of having to inhale your stink nugget fumes. It's also interesting to find out if any of these products could kill you if you drink some accidentally. Turning the lights off provides a low stress environment for pushing out those baseball turds. Grab a hold of something and feel free to start making retarded faces without having to look at yourself in the wall to wall mirroring they have at your grandparents house. Turning on the sink also provides some white noise for those grunts and groans in case your having Thanksgiving dinner with 75 relatives. anyone else have any good shitting techniques they'd like to share?  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 10:58am |
 Coolness: 685635 | Hacked PSP with either Bookr or PSPComix, so you've got unlimited reading material without carrying in a stack of books or comics!
Taking one leg out of your pants/underwear also lets you get a wider stance so you can squeeze 'em out better, AND your legs don't fall asleep as fast or as much! Your feet also won't fall asleep from the elastic of your underwear constricting your blood flow! |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 11:48am |
 Coolness: 145245 | do countdown |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mutante a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 12:39pm |
 Coolness: 76225 | spoil yourself and have a meal while you pet your favorite animal on your legs too...
and don't forget to call your folks to talk about what you have to bring to next christmas :P |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 12:58pm |
 Coolness: 131640 | drink 4L of milkshake
wait an hour profit |
| I'm feeling tarfu right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 2:29pm |
 Coolness: 266000 | .. you guys.. |
| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 2:50pm |
| Coolness: 685635 | pooping. serius biznis. |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» WhiteLight a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 4:14pm |
 Coolness: 50425 | "Also, smelling and reading soap and shampoo bottles helps relieve you of having to inhale your stink nugget fumes. "
And I tought I was alone in the world doing that... |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 5:14pm |
 Coolness: 159165 | Ask Regimental.
His answer will invariably be : Merkle dat shit good wit Activia. |
| I'm feeling jamaican right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashleypeace a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 8:21pm |
 Coolness: 77685 | Push down on the top of your head and make constipated faces |
| I'm feeling up your mom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 9:09pm |
| Coolness: 159165 | Try dying. Your bowel will relax to a point where it will empty itself very smoothly. :) |
| I'm feeling jamaican right now.. | |
| Neutral [0]Toggle ReplyLink» qwertyu a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 9:49pm |
 Coolness: 72925 | Listen to happy hardcore |
| I'm feeling like a superhero right now.. | |
| Neutral [0]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 9:50pm |
| Coolness: 89785 | Originally Posted By LAURENT
Listen to happy hardcore QFT |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 10:46pm |
 Coolness: 91435 | Start touching yourself as you pass down that "main course". Your bowels will be completely relaxed for the procedure of explusing that 10 pounds of [ myburger.free.fr ] marinating in your guts. |
| I'm feeling je me souviens plus right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AYkiN0XiA a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 10:55pm |
 Coolness: 166620 | i always have a sudoku when i'm shitting. i tried kakuro but they didn't work as well...
when i don't i can be inventing stupid songs, or funny scenarios i also like reading shampoo bottles, and any household cleaning stuff bottles |
| I'm feeling psy-minded right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 10:58pm |
| Coolness: 282500 | Originally Posted By MUTANTE
spoil yourself and have a meal while you pet your favorite animal on your legs too... and don't forget to call your folks to talk about what you have to bring to next christmas :P lol all my friends know when I'm shitting and talking to them on the phone. They're like "whats that echo? Are you in a tunnel? AWWW NO! YOU'RE SHITTING!" plonk |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» qwertyu a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 11:04pm |
| Coolness: 72925 | Originally Posted By WHITELIGHT
"Also, smelling and reading soap and shampoo bottles helps relieve you of having to inhale your stink nugget fumes. " And I tought I was alone in the world doing that... I'v done so much of that that i'm thinking about starting my own shampoo business lololol xD |
| I'm feeling like a superhero right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mutante a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 11:35pm |
| Coolness: 76225 | Originally Posted By HOST.WUN
lol all my friends know when I'm shitting and talking to them on the phone. They're like "whats that echo? Are you in a tunnel? AWWW NO! YOU'RE SHITTING!" plonk hehe the guilty pleasures... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Mon 16 Nov, 2009 @ 11:42pm |
| Coolness: 282500 | I'm just a sick motherfucker |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Tue 17 Nov, 2009 @ 12:49am |
 Coolness: 122355 | Originally Posted By LAURENT
Listen to happy hardcore +15 |
| I'm feeling battery operated right now.. | |
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