Altered Beats Is Coming Soon!!! Who Wants To Play ???
| Neutral [0]Toggle ReplyLink» PROTEUS4000 a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 2:28pm |
 Coolness: 28300 | ALTERED BEATS IS COMING SOON!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY ???
WORD UP PLANET EARTH !! THIS IS PROTEUS AGAIN !! SO FAR THERE ARE 5 LAPTOP ARTISTS WHO ARE GOING TO PLAY ! BY THE TIME OF THE NIGHT I HOPE TO HAVE UP TO 15 PEOPLE PLAYING. ONCE AGAIN I AM LOOKING FOR SHORT " FREAK OUT " SETS SO THAT IS WHY I AM LOOKING FOR SO MANY PEOPLE TO PLAY! HERE IS THE DARK RAVE FLYER WITH SOME DETAILS ON IT 
SO FAR THE PEOPLE PLAYING ARE YETI MASTER [ www.myspace.com ] OH NO ITS HOWARD [ www.myspace.com ] is a break-cutting swamp monster lurking within the marshes of central Arkansas. OXYGENFAD [ oxygenfad.com ] 12+ years of making electronic music, pioneer of 'Breakcore' and 'Net Labalism'. The tribal leader in cutting edge electronic/industrial music. A living legend. ANTAGONE [ a-pos.ca ] dark drum n bass / trip hop ADMIRAL CRUMPLE [ myspace.com ] Dark, Hardcore and clever Hip Hop THERE IS STILL ROOM!!!!! I AM TALKING TO YOU!! COME AND GIVE YOUR BODY IT'S FREEDOM!! IF YOUR MUSIC IS WICKED THEN E-MAIL ME AND TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO PLAY! E-MAIL ME AT proteus@alteredbeats.ca ALTERED BEATS IS COMING ! THAT FEELING IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT IS REAL ! YOU ARE REAL ! GRAB YOUR COMPUTER DESK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THRUST YOUR FACE IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND BEAR YOUR TEETH AT THE LCD PANEL ! LET YOUR SOLITUDE TURN AND MORPH INTO A SUB ATOMIC SLAM DANCE AND FEEL YOUR TRUE DIGITAL SELF EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY SHARDS OF CRYSTAL DIGI-PUNK EMBRACE OF LUNACY!!! THE MADNESS IS COMING !!! LISTEN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! EVERYONE COME TO THIS PARTY AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO COME! MAKE SURE THE NIGHT IS PACKED AND I PROMISE I WILL TRY AND TURN ALTERED BEATS INTO THE BANG FACE OF NORTH AMERICA TIMES 10!!!! DEAD SERIOUS!!!! IF THIS GOES WELL AND I CAN DO ALTERED BEATS AT THE DARK RAVE ALL THE TIME I PROMISE TO REPRESENT THE TRUE UNDERGROUND AND THE VERY BEST OF CYBER-PUNK! ......... IF THINGS GO WELL AND I PACK THE PLACE I PROMISE IN THE FUTURE TO BRING DOWN THE TRUE JAPANESE UNDERGROUND! [ www.myspace.com ] I WILL BRING DOWN THE SHARPNEL SOUND CREW! DJ SHIMAMURA! DJ CHUCKY ! M-PROJECT ! HYPER-RAVE J-CORE ANIME / HENTAI FUELED SPEEDCORE WILL BE IN THE HOUSE! THE BEAUTIFUL SOUNDS OF ANIME GIRLS GETTING RAPED OVER FUTURISTIC JAPANESE HAPPYHARDCORE NEO-RAVE !!! PACK THE PLACE ON AUG 1ST AND THIS WILL BE A REALITY ! !! IF YOU PACK THE PLACE I PROMISE TO BRING DOWN FFF ONE OF THE LORDS OF BREAKCORE!! HIGHLY ORIGINAL HARDCORE NuBREAKCORE PRODUCER WILL BE IN THE HOUSE !! LFO DEMON !! PANACEA !! DJ HIVE AND PHOENIX ORION !! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THIS WILL ALL COME TRUE!!! IF I PACK THE PLACE I CAN PROBABLY DO THE DARK RAVE EVERY 2 MONTHS OR AT LEAST EVERY 4 - 6 MONTHS !!! I PROMISE TO BRING NORTH AMERICA THE BEST UNDERGROUND MUSIC ON THE PLANET!! THIS IS NOT MISGUIDED HYPE FROM SOME ANNOYING PEOPLE WITH BAD NEGATIVE ATTITUDES ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET ! NO ANGRY DECONSTRUCTION SKID-CORE WITH ALTERED BEATS EVER !! I HEREBY PLEDGE TO BRING YOU THE MOST PHAT N' INFECTIOUS MUSIC ON THE PLANET!! WE WILL ROCK OUT AND DANCE AND BE FREE IN THIS NEO-CITY!!! ALTERED BEATS IS COMING! WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT SLEEP IN THE FETAL POSITION WITH A CLENCHED FIST AND TREMOR WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW OVERWHELMINGLY MIND BLOWING THE PARTY WILL BE!! FEEL THAT BEAD OF SEAT POURING OFF THE SIDE OF YOUR FOREHEAD AS YOU READ THIS!!! THE DARK RAVE THAT NIGHT IS A PAJAMA THEMED RAVE!! GIRLS ARE ENCOURAGED TO DRESS LIKE ANIME IN THERE UNDERWEAR!! GOTHIC LOLITA STYLE !! NEO-GOTH NEO-RAVER BABES!! PIG TAILS IN FULL EFFECT!!! ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM AND YOU LOOK OVER AT THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WORKING OUT AND SHE HAS NICE SHAVED LEGS AND IS WEARING BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKETS .. AND THEN YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR GUT AND IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO LICK HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT AND ARE GOING TO JACK OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR SHITTY CRT SCREEN WHILE CRYING??? ~~~~~~~~ WELL HAVE NO FEAR !!! YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK BECAUSE ALTERED BEATS WILL BE PACKED WITH HOT YOUNG NUBILE OPEN MINDED LOOSE AND NIHILISTIC GOTH BABES AND RAVER CHICKS !! ALL AGES RAVE !! JAIL-BAIT IN EFFECT!!! THE OVERWHELMING MIND SPLITTING SONIC WAVES AND THE VORTEX OF NEO-BREAKS / HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE WILL CONVERT THESE YOUNG GIRLS INTO NYMPHOMANIACS DYING TO BE REAMED BY YOUR ERECTIONS BROUGHT ON BY EGO-DRIVEN ELECTRONIC MUSIC THAT WILL FLOOD THE ROOM !! BE THERE AT ALTERED BEATS ON AUG THE 1ST RIGHT AT 9 PM WHEN THE PARTY STARTS!! STAND IN LINE HOLDING YOUR $10 OR $20 IN YOUR HAND AND HOLD IT OUT IN FRONT OF YOU STARING AT THE MONEY KNOWING THAT IT IS YOUR TICKET INTO THE GATEWAY WORMHOLE OF SONIC TERROR !! WAIT IN LINE WITH A STARE OF CHILD LIKE WONDER AND DEMENTIA LIKE YOU JUST ATE A BUCKET OF SHROOMS OR DUMPED A VILE OF ACID IN YOUR EYES!!! HERE IS THE FACEBOOK PAGE FOR THE PARTY [ www.facebook.com ] THERE WILL BE VISUALS PROJECTED AT THE PARTY!!! THE ALTERED BEATS MASH-UP VIDEO PROJECT IS ALL ONLINE YOU CAN VIEW THEM HERE AND EVEN DOWNLOAD THEM IF YOU LIKE !!! [ www.veoh.com ] [ www.veoh.com ] AND HERE IS SOME LIVE FOOTAGE OF AN ALTERED BEATS PARTY HELD IN 2004!!! DOWNLOAD IT AND JUMP AROUND LIKE A SAMURAI !!! [ www.alteredbeats.ca ] REMEMBER THE NIGHT IS CALLED DARK RAVE. THE VENUE IS THE BIG BOP ( THE BIG PURPLE BUILDING ON THE CORNER OF QUEEN AND BATHURST STREET ) HERE IS THE ADDRESS AND THE WEBSITE IN CASE YOU GET LOST. THE BIG BOP CONCERT HALL Kathedral - Reverb - Holy Joes 651 Queen ST W Toronto, ONT M6V 2B7 [ www.thebigbop.com ] AND HERE IS THE ALTERED BEATS FORUM [ www.alteredbeats.ca ] ALSO IF THERE IS ANYONE READING THIS WHO KNOWS ANY ALTERNATIVE ~ COUNTER CULTURE ~ NEO-GOTH ~ HYPER-RAVE GIRLS OR REALLY SEXY COSPLAY GIRLS SHOW THEM THIS MYSPACE ACCOUNT AND ASK THEM TO MAKE A FRIEND REQUEST! [ www.myspace.com ] OK THAT'S IT FOR NOW!!!!!!!! SEE YOU ON AUG 1ST !!!! PROTEUS Skype " mcproteus " Youtube : [ www.youtube.com ] Facebook : [ www.facebook.com ] Windows Live Messenger : aaronbcam@hotmail.com other e-mail : proteus@alteredbeats.ca avalonwarrior@gmail.com and proteus@alteredbeats.ca __ _-¯ ¯-_ - Proteus-_ _ ¯ - Altered Beats- ¯-_ _- ¯¯ [ www.alteredbeats.ca ] [ www.alteredbeats.ca ] [ www.myspace.com ] [ www.aaroncampbell.org ] [ www.mcproteus.com ] 
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__ _-¯ ¯-_ - Proteus-_ _ ¯ - Altered Beats- ¯-_ _- ¯¯ [ www.alteredbeats.ca ] [ www.alteredbeats.ca ] [ www.myspace.com ] [ www.aaroncampbell.org ] [ www.mcproteus.com ] |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 2:33pm |
 Coolness: 158750 | tl:dr. Plus it's in tdot. That's way far.
... Wait a minute. It's cheaper for adults? Mwahahahaha. :) |
| I'm feeling post-apocalyptic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 2:41pm |
 Coolness: 509540 | i'll play for pay |
| I'm feeling walls of sound right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 2:42pm |
 Coolness: 76690 | Wait a second... ADMIRAL CRUMPLE?
ROTFLMAO... that guy is the absolute worst hip-hop artist on the planet. He used to bombard Vice magazine with his shit demos and became their laughing stock as a result, and everyone in Toronto has had to endure this guy trying to convince them he's got something going on with his hipster-hop b.s., and it's so wack it ain't even funny. Altered Beats used to be a good night, as did Darkrave, but um... nothing ever changed. It's even still in the same venue, with the same people attending, with the same "talent", with the same bartenders. Move on. Come up with something new. And for christ's sakes scout some people who don't suck donkey balls. |
| I'm feeling mighty frisky right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 2:49pm |
 Coolness: 282435 | HHC? Why are you posing in front of a Drum'n'Bass article in that pic? Just curious ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 2:54pm |
| Coolness: 76690 | That Big Bop scene is so sketchy... years of the same sort of crappy rave, years of it. This is why I am so cruel with the local rave scene... IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO BE? THE SAME THING ALL THE TIME IN THE SAME PLACE??? YOU ARE FUCKED! |
| I'm feeling mighty frisky right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 2:58pm |
 Coolness: 76120 | i went to play hard techno |
| I'm feeling not happy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 3:31pm |
 Coolness: 158215 | Corruptor?
I want to polar bear my teeth at the screen. |
| I'm feeling smart went crazy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 3:53pm |
| Coolness: 76690 | IF YOU PACK THE PLACE I PROMISE TO BRING DOWN FFF ONE OF THE LORDS OF BREAKCORE!! HIGHLY ORIGINAL HARDCORE NuBREAKCORE PRODUCER WILL BE IN THE HOUSE !! LFO DEMON !! PANACEA !! DJ HIVE AND PHOENIX ORION !! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THIS WILL ALL COME TRUE!!! IF I PACK THE PLACE I CAN PROBABLY DO THE DARK RAVE EVERY 2 MONTHS OR AT LEAST EVERY 4 - 6 MONTHS !!! I PROMISE TO BRING NORTH AMERICA THE BEST UNDERGROUND MUSIC ON THE PLANET!! THIS IS NOT MISGUIDED HYPE FROM SOME ANNOYING PEOPLE WITH BAD NEGATIVE ATTITUDES ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET ! NO ANGRY DECONSTRUCTION SKID-CORE WITH ALTERED BEATS EVER !! I HEREBY PLEDGE TO BRING YOU THE MOST PHAT N' INFECTIOUS MUSIC ON THE PLANET!! WE WILL ROCK OUT AND DANCE AND BE FREE IN THIS NEO-CITY!!!
So... He says he's going to book FFF which is totally awesome but I can't help but think that we'll (HMCR/Pinksox/DTrash) get him first and for much less money without having to stick him in this shit club with a bunch of blasé industro-goths who couldn't care less who it is, just as long as it fits with Darkrave's ethic. Sad. Expect a far better party without you having to lift a finger for it to happen courtesy of the far savvier breakcore scene in Toronto, and don't do anything, ever, at the Big Bop. Sorry Jammie. |
| I'm feeling mighty frisky right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» diss0nance a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 5:18pm |
 Coolness: 48485 | altered beats is hosting the sideroom at darkrave... wow... thats sooo SMERK 2005.
"TURN ALTERED BEATS INTO THE BANG FACE OF NORTH AMERICA TIMES 10" this guy is the king of scene appropriation. and he can't get any good breakcore djs from Toronto to play cuz they all know he's a wanker. "ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? ... YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO LICK HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT AND ARE GOING TO JACK OFF" LMMFAO "RAVE GIRLS OR REALLY SEXY COSPLAY GIRLS SHOW THEM THIS MYSPACE ACCOUNT AND ASK THEM TO MAKE A FRIEND REQUEST" seriously? I hope Admiral Crumple makes a stink in that room so bad nobody can breathe... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 5:21pm |
 Coolness: 685570 | it's hillarious, he's even spamming this to UK boards lol |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 5:42pm |
 Coolness: 93475 | I blame the drugs |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 5:58pm |
| Coolness: 76690 | Just to inform anybody (most of you) who doesn't understand the scene politics with this one:
The Big Bop is a big drug dive where anybody and everybody has thrown some sort of rave, with a long history of hosting monthly parties for Queen street kids, who are mostly welfare junkies, unfortunately. Darkrave used to be cool, sort of, well, no it wasn't but I went to a bunch of them anyways, especially when I was working for TRIP. It was a night for gravers, trying to bridge the gap between raves and industrial parties (of which there are tons in Toronto in that area, most notably at Velvet Underground), and they used to appropriate the turn-of-the-millenium psy craze in Toronto, so it's typical that they would try to get into the burgeoning breakcore scene, given the strength of the producers in Toronto doing this. Before you knew it, there was a slightly better party called R351570R (get it, resistor in 1337), and the Smerk ;-) crew did a side room for a good deal of time. This was how and when I realized there was something far more interesting going on in the city, in the form of brutal hardcore, speedcore, and most notably breakcore. Through all of this, the people putting on the Darkrave events managed to get the fetish night regulars to turn up for these parties, sort of an effort to prove that the mostly hideous and personality-deprived PVC set actually weren't stuck in the 90s like Velvet. Ok yeah, there were a lot of hot chicks, and some cool people would attend, but they were mostly at Resistor anyways. Darkrave got the crowds of kids who still liked alternative music and a few sketchy kids who missed the rave phenomenon or just really wanted a place to do drugs. Altered Beats was a nightly thing at Nasa for a while and focused on abstract hip hop until they realized that their night was wack. Now I'm just bowled over looking at this CAPS LOCK post about how these guys know anything about cool other than landing really late on the scene and trying to flex promoter muscle in the same old set. It's a rave flyer, with the old kitsch, it's a fucking pajama party and I know one bottomtoothed person and a long-haired con artist who will love that, but well, it's a bit late for this isn't it? That scene expired in Toronto circa 2001 and the only attendees they'll get are poser kids and flakey pervs from the fetish nights. What a fucking mess. |
| I'm feeling mighty frisky right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 6:03pm |
| Coolness: 93475 | what happened to Resistor? |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 6:25pm |
| Coolness: 76690 | That's a good question actually... I think Resistor is more or less the same, but focuses more on Psy stuff mixed with Industrial. I don't know but something tells me the people who were doing that probaly moved on. If not... well... about the same crowd but with blacklight.
Smerk isn't around as much these days, but mostly because Skeeter started working with Pin:ksox and started up Here's My Card Records. Then he started touring around, because he had become an internet sensation, with remixes of almost everything in his trademark speedbass/breakcore style. But the important thing is that this breakcore scene flourished mainly because it consisted of crazy free parties, an ethic between metal and punk with hardcore techno influences, and a tendency to be cutting-edge and surprising to its attendees on a regular basis. Darkrave thought they found some sort of win by booking Panacea years ago, but alas, he is now a fat cunt who writes some sort of Trance-and-Bass style crap that hardly needs a mention. Resistor was sort of cool, but hey, that venue! Fuck! Big Bop! Three floors of sketchiness! |
| I'm feeling mighty frisky right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Tue 7 Jul, 2009 @ 10:37pm |
| Coolness: 509540 | somebody pay me damn it! |
| I'm feeling it right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK a répondu le Wed 8 Jul, 2009 @ 1:31am |
 Coolness: 83855 | I like the reverb personally...
never been to one of these party's there though. Coincidentally... i'm planning a trip around that time and could definately accommodate to that kinda crowd. Hit me up if your looking for some really hard and sexy electro breaks... strictly dance floor stuff with no filler. I manage a label hear in montreal so i get lots of up front material and my name is in pretty good standing among the t-dot breaks community as i've played along side and worked with guys like Robb g, myagi, czech and atomic hooligan. anyway... if your interested i'll give you a good price as i wanna go down and visit some crew anyway. just hit me up on here or at planetbreakmtl@gmail.com. and peep out some of my crews latest tunes on myspace. [ www.myspace.com ] and don't be shy to head over to juno, if you like something. theres links in the playa!!! |
| I'm feeling republican right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly a répondu le Wed 8 Jul, 2009 @ 11:27am |
| Coolness: 76690 | Murdock man, you don't want this gig. |
| I'm feeling mighty frisky right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Wed 8 Jul, 2009 @ 11:28am |
| Coolness: 282435 | I can't believe you would even pitch your crew's services to this queerbag
hilarious |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Wed 8 Jul, 2009 @ 12:05pm |
 Coolness: 159100 | So wait, this isn't about Altered Beast ?
Well fuck this then. |
| I'm feeling skate 2 right now.. | |
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