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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Thu 25 Jun, 2009 @ 11:03am |
 Coolness: 146335 | Entertain me. I want jokes.
PS : please ! :) |
| I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Party_Girl a répondu le Thu 25 Jun, 2009 @ 12:53pm |
 Coolness: 377485 | How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday. |
| I'm feeling back to life right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Thu 25 Jun, 2009 @ 5:14pm |
| Coolness: 146335 | :)
MOAAAARRRRRRRRR ! :P |
| I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Party_Girl a répondu le Thu 25 Jun, 2009 @ 7:54pm |
| Coolness: 377485 | whats green, slimy and smelles like miss piggy? kirmits finger |
| I'm feeling back to life right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan a répondu le Thu 25 Jun, 2009 @ 7:57pm |
 Coolness: 166555 | my classic joke:
why did jesus cross the road? 'cause he was nailed to the chicken. |
| I'm feeling you up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Thu 25 Jun, 2009 @ 11:34pm |
 Coolness: 265965 | my 2 favorite jokes:
qu'est-ce qui est jaune et traverse les murs? -Une banane magique qu'est-ce qui est jaune et fait pitie? -Aurore l'enfant banane |
| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon a répondu le Thu 25 Jun, 2009 @ 11:45pm |
 Coolness: 175450 | Combien ça prend de Corrupter pour visser une ampoule?
hahaha juste se le demander c'est drôle |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dr_Jwa a répondu le Fri 26 Jun, 2009 @ 12:26am |
 Coolness: 66990 | Originally Posted By RAKOON
Combien ça prend de Corrupter pour visser une ampoule? hahaha juste se le demander c'est drôle hahahahaha  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Fri 26 Jun, 2009 @ 4:26am |
 Coolness: 208790 | 3 vampires walk into a bar. 1st orders a bloody mary. The bartender hands him a bloody mary. 2nd orders a bloody caesar. So the bartender hands him a bloody caesar. 3rd vampire asks the bartender for a cup of hot water. The bartender is confused but her gets a cup of hot water for the vampire. Now he's curious so he asks the vampire "wtf are you going to do with a cup of hot water? The vampire pulls out a tampon.. "I'm having tea." |
| I'm feeling konfuzin right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Fri 26 Jun, 2009 @ 5:34am |
| Coolness: 146335 | i like this thread :)
MOAAARRRRRRRAAAWWR. |
| I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn a répondu le Fri 26 Jun, 2009 @ 3:57pm |
 Coolness: 158245 | A guy goes to a bar on the second level of a restaurant and sits next to a business guy apparently on his fifth scotch. They make idle chatter as the night goes on and the business man suddenly shouts "I have had enough of this stupid life!". He slams his glass on the table, runs towards the first window and jumps through.
People are shocked of course but our man is a bit too drunk to properly react. Shakily emptying his drink, he sees the business man return to the bar without a scratch on him, sit back next to our guy and order another scotch. They resume their conversation when once again, the business guy screams, runs to the window and jumps down the two stories building. At this point our guy feels played. "They must have some sort of mattress like in the movies. These guys are trying to fool me". Yet again the business man returns to his stool and orders another drink. At this point, our guy has had enough and wants to fool them back. "Yeah, you know what?" he shouts. "I've had enough of my life too! Adieu!" He runs to the window, jumps and hits the pavement, dead on the spot. The bartender glares at the business man. "You're such an asshole when you're drunk, Superman." |
| I'm feeling smart went crazy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Fri 26 Jun, 2009 @ 5:24pm |
| Coolness: 146335 | pfffff hahah :) |
| I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon a répondu le Fri 26 Jun, 2009 @ 7:49pm |
| Coolness: 175450 | Le chinois le plus ponctuel s'appelle Taï Ming
Pis le Chinois le plus pénible c'est Lon Lon Than :D |
| I'm feeling hyped right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Sat 27 Jun, 2009 @ 3:37pm |
| Coolness: 208790 | How do chinese ppl name their babies?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs... *ching chang chong, ping pang pong* |
| I'm feeling konfuzin right now.. | |
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