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A big date with Rosy Palms A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters Adjusting the antenna Adjusting your set Answering the Bone-A-Phone Applying the hand brake Arguing with Henry Longfellow Arm-wrestling the purple-headed stormtrooper Asking for a second opinion (your second head) Assault on a friendly weapon Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Attending to the throb knob needs Auditioning the hand puppet Backstroke roulette Badgering the witness Baiting your hook Ball slappin' fun Bangin' your bacon Banging one out Banging the Cyclops Bashing the Bishop Bashing the candle Bashing the pear Basting the ham Batting practice Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger Beatin' Bobby Beating Bob and the twins Beating Jack Beating off Beating the bait Beating the balloon Beating the balogna Beating the beagle Beating the bed flute Beating the Bishop Beating the dummy Beating the fuck out of your best friend Beating the goat Beating the old man Beating the pud Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget Beating the snake Beating the snot outta Rotney Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick Beating the stick Beating your meat Beef-stroke-it-off Being a virtuoso of the skin flute Being rough with the sex stick Being your own best friend Belaboring the obvious Biffing off Bleeding the weed Blowing your load Blowing your own horn Bludgeoning the beefsteak Blue-ball buster Blueball baseball Bobbing your boloney Bonging your shlong Booting up the hard drive Boppin' your bologna Bopping Richard Bopping the baloney Bopping the bishop Bopping the Bonzo Bouncing the bunny Boxing Oscar Boxing Oscar in the closet Boxing the bald champ Boxing the clown Boxing the Jesuit Boxing the Jesuit and getting cockroaches Boxing the one-eyed clown Boxing the trouser mouse Boxing with Richard Breaking the fish tank Buckin' it Buffin' the bishop Buffing my wand Buffing the banana Buffing the rifle Buffing the wood Buffing your nuts Buggering your hand Bunning your hot dog Burning off a few calories Burping the baby Burping the worm Busting a nut Buttering your corn Calling all cum Calling down for more Mayo Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis Caning the vandal Caping the crusader Capturing the bishop Carrying weight Casting off Changing your oil Charming the cobra Charming the one-eyed trouser snake Charming the snake Cheap date Cheating on your other hand Checking for testicular cancer Checking the plumbing Cheesing off Chilling the dill Choking Charlie 'till he throws up Choking Kojak Choking the bald guy until he pukes Choking the chicken Choking the hog Choking the pirate Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come Choking your chicken Choking yourself into emission Chopping down Chucking one in the sink Chucking the yogurt Churning your butter Civil War Clamping the pipe Cleaning out your rope Cleaning the pipes Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops Cleaning your rifle Clearing the snorkel Climbin' the tree Climbing Mount Baldy Climbing Mt. Barbell (for guys with pierced dicks) Climbing the corporate ladder Clobbering the bad guy Clobbering the Kleenex Closet Frisbee Clubbing Eddy Clubbing the baby seal Clubbing the clam Clubbing the dummy Coating Prince William Sound with love oil Cocking the rifle Collecting a specimen Coming into your own Coming to grips with the situation Coming to grips with yourself Committing mass spermicide Cooking the cream of cock Cooking with Wong Corralling the tadpoles Couch hockey for one Cracking one off Cracking the fat Crank yanking Cranking Cranking for cum Cranking one off Cranking the love pump Cranking the monkey Cranking the shank Crimping the wire Crowning the king Cuddlin' the Kielbasa Cuffing the carrot Cuffing the dummy Cuffing the puppy Custer's Last Stand Dancing round the maypole Dancing the two-fisted tango Dancing with Johnnie One-Eye Dating Miss Michigan (think geography) Dating Mother Palm and her five daughters Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters Debugging the hard drive Decongesting the weasel Devil's Handshake (Catholic School) Dick whacking Diddle whacking Diddling Digging for change Digitally oscillating one's penis Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile Disciplining the primate Disseminating Do the Dew Dogger Bank Doin' a loner with your boner Doin' the solitary rhumba Doing a hand job Doing an impression of Goofy Doing battle with the Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love Doing handiwork Doing it your way Doing the five-knuckle shuffle Doing the hand jive Doing the hand-cooter Doing the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT Doing the janitor thing Doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump Doing the plotkin Doing the pork sword jiggle Doing the sin of Onan Doing the White Knuckler Doing your own thing Doodling your noodle Downing at the club (for members only) Downing the pitcher Draining the dragon Draining the lizard Draining the main vein Draining the monster Draining the one-eyed monster Draining the poisons from the building Draining the vats Draining the vein Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust Driving the skin bus Droppin' a wad of hot wax Dropping a line Dropping stomach pancakes Dropping the kids off at the pool Dry humping the ottoman Duking the Bishop Dundering the devil-dolphin Electing the president Emptying your sex pistol Engaging in safe sex Erupting Ol' Faithful Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell Evicting the testicular squatters Falling in love with your right hand Faxing Jimmy Dean Faxing the Pope Feeding the chooks Feeding the ducks Fetching milk Filling Charlie's magic sock Finding yourself Firing the flesh musket Firing the love rifle Firing the presidential staff Firing the Surgeon General Firming your worm Fishing for the two-toned trouser trout Fishing for zipper trout Fist fucking Fisting your mister Five against one Five knuckle Olympics Five on one Five-Digit Shuffle Five-finger discount Five-finger solo Five-knuckle chuckle Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump Fixing the toilet Flapping Takkie (South African) Flaying the Emperor Flick on over the thumb Flicking the bic Flipping the Bishop Floggin' the log Flogging the Bishop Flogging the dog Flogging the dolphin Flogging the dong Flogging the frog Flogging the General Flogging the hog Flogging the log Flogging the mule Flogging the salami Flogging your dong Flogging your dumber brother Flogging your log Flogging your stob Fluffing the pillow Flute solo Fly fishing Flying a kite Following my bliss Fondling the fig Fondling the fisherman Fondling the fountain Fooling with your tool Foreplay with Fistina Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam) Freeing the hostages Freeing the Willies Freeing Willy Freeing your dick fish into the gene pool Frigging the love muscle (British) Friggit Frosting the pastries Fucking a pillow Fucking Mrs. Fist, the five-fingered widow Fun with friction Galloping the antelope Galloping the old lizard Ganging the plank Ganking Getting' your oil checked Gettin' jizzy with it Getting a date with Slick Mittens Getting a grip on things Getting a load off my mind Getting a milk mustache Getting a stiffy Getting busy Getting chafed Getting in touch with your manhood Getting in touch with yourself Getting off Getting tennis elbow Getting the dirty water off your chest Getting the German soldier marching Getting the glue stick Getting to know Miss Michigan Getting to know yourself Getting to know yourself personally in the "biblical sense" Getting your caps peeled Getting your exercise Getting your palm read by Mister Softee Getting your palm red Getting your pole varnished Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie Giving it a good once over Giving it a tug Giving Ms. Palm and and her five sisters a ride on the meat train Giving the John Hancock Giving the pink Mustang a lube job Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine Giving the seamen shore leave Giving your employee a raise Giving yourself a dishonorable discharge Giving yourself a hand Giving yourself a happy ending Giving yourself a helping hand Giving yourself a low five Glazing the donut Gluing the lady's eye's shut Going a couple of rounds with ol' Josh Going blind Going for the gold Going into battle with the purple-helmeted warrior Going on a date with Handrea and Palmela Going on a date with Rosey Palm and the five daughters Going on Peewee's little adventure Going steady with my bouncing Betty Going the blow Going to the basement Grappling the gorilla Greasin' up my love monkey Greasing the axle Greasing the flagpole Greasing the monkey Greasing the pipe Greasing your bone Gripping the pencil Hacking the hog Han Solo Hand job Hand Shandy Hand Solo Hand-starting the one-eyed yogurt thrower Hand work Hand-to-gland combat Handling heavy equipment Handling the hound Hands-on training Handy work Hanging out with Peter Tork Hanging the old man Hard labor Harping on Happy Harry Hard-on Hatchin' a batch Having a ball Having a Barclays Bank Having a bat Having a chuff Having a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake Having a date with Fisty Palmer Having a date with Mrs. Thumb and her 4 daughters Having a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters Having a ham shank Having a J. Arthur (British special, after J. Arthur Rank, it's rhyming slang) Having a one-night-stand with yourself Having a play date with your little friend Having a puppet show in your pants Having a Roy (Australian) Having a Sherman (British) Having a staff meeting Having a tommy tank Having a tug Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops Having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel Having dinner Having group sex with five friends Having it off Having one off the wrist Having sex with someone you love Heaving the heathen handhold Helping Mr. Happy Hitchhiking to heaven Hitchhiking under the Big Top Hitching to heaven Hitting the ham Hitting the sack Hitting the speedbump Hoisting the flag Holding all the cards Holding my own Holding the sausage hostage Honing the cone Honing your bone Honking the bobo Huffing on the hoagie Hugging the hog Hugging the sausage Humpin' air Humping your fist Humping your hose In the hand Irking the dude Ironing some wrinkles J. Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank) Jack hammering Jackin' Jackin' the Beanstalk Jackin' your meat Jacking off Jacking up the hot rod Jag off Jammin' your jimmy Jazzing yourself Jelly roll Jenny Mccarthy Jaunt Jerkin' the gherkin Jerkin' the joystick Jerkin' your beef Jerking Jamby Jerking off Jerking the Johnson Jerking the turkey Jerking yanking daisy-chaining Jiggling the jewelry Jiggling your Johnson Jimmying your Joey Jizzlobbing Jogging the lizard Joining the Navy Joshing it Juice the Moose Juicing the jizz monster Jumping the jock Just combing my hair Just jerkin' it Keeping the Optometrists in business Kicking seamen Kicking your roommate out for five to ten minutes to "call your parents" Killing it Killing the Beast Killing the bird on punches Kneading my knockwurst Kneeding the bread Knockin' over the weeble Knocking one off Knocking the top off Knuckle nobbing Knuckle Shuffle on the ol' piss pump Knuckling the bone Launching the hand shuttle Launching the morning missile Launching the rocket Laying the smack down on yourself Leakin' the main drain Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster Lighting the lava lamp Living it up Looking for ticks Loping the mule Love's labors lost Loving the lizard Loving the muppet Lubing the tube Make like Hans Solo and stroke your wookie Makin' moonshine Making a fist sandwich Making a foreskin cone Making a knuckle hot dog Making free hand lotion Making friends with Big Ed Making instant pudding Making nut butter Making soup for one Making special sauce with frank and beans Making the bald guy puke Making the Cyclops cry Making the cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up Making the llama spit Making the piggy squeal Making the scene with the magazine Making vanilla jism shakes Making with the tadpoles Making yogurt Making yourself at home Mangling the midget Manhandling the manhood Manhandling your man-handle Manipulating the mango Manning the cockpit Manual labor Manual override Masonic secret self handshake Massaging Mr. Ho-Ho Massaging the mink Massaging your muscle Massaging your purple-headed warrior Master bacon Measuring for condoms Medical wankorama Medieval folk dancing Meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters Meeting Rosie Hancock Meeting with Mother Thumb and her four daughters Meeting with Palmala Handerson Meeting your kids Milking one's self Milking the bull Milking the cow Milking the lizard Milking the monkey Milking the moose Milking the mule Milking the muscle Milking the weasel Milking your wood Milkywaying Million sperm march Minding my own business Moisturizing your hands with your beauty bar Molesting the mole Moulding hot plastic Mounting a corporal and four Much goo about nothing My sex life! Nerking your throbber Oiling the baseball bat Oiling the glove Oiling the mighty dick hinge Oiling the pogo stick Onan's Olympics Onanism One gun salute One hand clapping One handed shim sham One man show One off the wrist One stop shopping One-armed skiing One-handed workout One-man orgy One-man ring toss One-man show One-man tug-o-war Opening up a bottle of Squirt Organ solo Packing your palm Paddling the pickle Painting the ceiling Painting the pickle Painting the walls Painting your pants Palming the calm Pam Anderson Polka Pasting pages Pat the Robertson Pattin' the puppy Pedal and crank Pee Wee pleaser Peeing children Peeling some chilis Peeling the banana Peeling the carrot Performing a self-test Performing diagnostics on your ManTool Perling the oyster Petting the lizard Petting the puppy Petting the python Petting your animal Petting your dog Phoning the czar Pipping the pumpkin Playin' the bone-a-thon Playin' with hardballs Playin' with yourself Playing a little five-on-one Playing a one-stringed guitar Playing Billy Squier on the skin flute Playing five card draw with a handful of jacks Playing five card stud Playing in a one-man show Playing miniature golf Playing paintball with white paint Playing Peek-A-Boo with Mr. Johnson Playing peekaboo Playing peekaboo with Darth Vader Playing ping pong with your ding dong Playing pocket pinball Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson Playing pocket pool Playing tag with the pink torpedo Playing the crotch trombone Playing the flesh flute Playing the male organ Playing the one-handed air guitar Playing the one-stringed melody Playing the organ Playing the piss pipe Playing the pisser Playing the skin flute Playing the solo symphony Playing the stand-up organ Playing tug-o-war with the cyclops Playing tug-o-war with the staked vampire 'til he flames up Playing Uno Playing with dick Playing with my little brother Peter Playing with Susi Palmer and her five friends Playing with the pogo stick Playing with the snake Playing with the spitting llama Playing with Yoosef Playing with your bird Playing with your noodle Playing with your turtle (for uncircumcised guys?) Playing with yourself Playing Yahtzee Playing your instrument Pleasing your pisser Pleasure pumping Plunking your twanger Poaching the salmon Pocket billiards Pocket pinball Pocket pool Poking palm Pole vaulting Polishing Percy in your palm Polishing the bayonet Polishing the beak Polishing the cane Polishing the chrome dome Polishing the family jewels Polishing the fire pole Polishing the helmet Polishing the hot rod Polishing the knob Polishing the Lighthouse Polishing the pink Mustang Polishing the Pope Polishing the purple people pleaser Polishing the rocket Polishing the rocking horse Polishing the rod Polishing the sword Polishing your bayonet Polishing your helmet Polishing your piece Popping a nut Popping the blister Popping the bone Popping the cork Popping the porpoise Popping the purple pimple Popping your top Pounding off Pounding the bald-headed moose Pounding the pud Pounding your flounder Pounding your piss pump Pounding your pud Pouring off the potatoes Practicing for the big game Praising God Preparing the carrot Priming the pump Pud wrestling Puddin' Pudwhacking Pullin' a few rounds Pulling off Pulling pud Pulling rank Pulling the blue-veined custard chucker Pulling the blue-veined junket pumper Pulling the bologna pony Pulling the carrot Pulling the Colonel Sanders Heimleich Manuever Pulling the cord Pulling the five-knuckle shuffle Pulling the goalie Pulling the handbrake Pulling the piss pump Pulling the pole Pulling the Pope Pulling the pork stick Pulling the root Pulling the rope Pulling the single serving soup dispenser Pulling the weed Pulling the wire Pulling your goalie Pulling your love muscle Pulling your own leg Pulling your plonker Pulling your power cord Pulling your prick Pulling your pud Pulling your taffy Pulling your wire Pummeling the priest Pumpin' the poodle Pumping cream Pumping for pleasure Pumping for power Pumping gas at the self-service island Pumping iron Pumping the electric goo gun Pumping the porpoise Pumping the python Pumping the soft soap dispenser Pumping the stump Punchin' the clown Punchin' the midget Punchin' the munchkin Punching the clown Punching the munchkin Punching the possum Punching the stepson Punching yourself in the crotch Punishing Percy Punishing Percy with the palm Punishing the Bishop Punishing the Pope Puttin' the tie on Qualifying in the testicular time trial Raising Stonehenge Raising the flag pole Raising the mainsail Raising your sail Ramming the ham Rapid delivery Rapid one arm pull-ups Raping your hand Reading poetry Releasing the Olympic Doves Relieving tension Reverse osmosis Riding the Great White Knuckler Riding the lightning Ringing the rag Rippin' the rocket Rocket piloting Rockin' the rooster Rolling the fleshy blunt Rolling your own Roman helmet rhumba Romancing the bone Romeo and Himself Rootin' for the Yankees Ropin' the long horn Roping the pony Roping the Pope Roughing the passer Roughing up the suspect Rounding up the tadpoles Rubbing off Rubbing one out Rubbing the Buddha for good luck Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel Rubbing the pink eraser Rubbing the rod Rubbing the unicorn's horn Running in single-user mode Running off a batch by hand Running the cheeta Sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely nights Safest sex Salting your nuts in the shell Sanding the obelisk Sanding wood Saying a private prayer in the Church of the First Holy Monkey Saying hello to Mr. Winkie Scalpin' the injun Schnauzer Shuffleboard Scouring the tower of power Scraping your carrot Scraping your horn Scratchin' the itch Scratching the cat pole Screwing your girlfriend Handgella Scromping the camper Seamen reporting for duty on the skin boat Seasonin' your meat Secret handshake Seeding the carpet Self abuse Self catering Self love Self-induced penile regurgitation Self-inflicted intercourse Sending a boy to the Academy Sending out the troops Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram Sex with someone you really love Shagging Shakin' hands with Little Richard Shakin' the snot off your frog Shaking coconuts from the love tree Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln Shaking hands with beef Shaking |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Thu 3 Apr, 2003 @ 4:18am |
| Coolness: 685810 | Female Masturbation Synonyms
3 Point Shot A night in with the girls Airing the orchid Applying lip gloss Applying nail polish remover Auditioning the finger puppets Automatic pilot Banging the box Bashing the gash Basting the tuna Basting your turkey Bathing the kitty Beating around the bush Beating the Beaver Brushing the beaver Brushing your afro Buffing the bead Buffing the Weasel Burying the knuckle Butterin' the muffin Buttering your bagel Carpet bumping Cat got tongue Checking for depth Checking for squirrels Checking for the jackpot Checking my oil Checking the foxhole Checking the muffler Checking the oil Checking the pulse Checking the status of the I/O port Circling the knoll Clam bake for one Cleaning between the camel's toes Cleaning my fur coat Cleaning the kitchen Cleaning your fingers Clit-o-Rama Clitters Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp Coaxing the turtle out of her shell Coming into your own Copping a clam Creamin' Creamin' the pie Cunt cuddling Cunt rubbing Defrosting the freezer Dialing the rotary phone Diggin' the stench trench Digging a trench Digging for gold Digging for my keys Digging in Digging the cream Digitizing Dipping Dipping for ice cream Diving for pearls Diving for pennies Doing my nails Doing something for my chapped lips Doing the sweet slide Doing the two-finger slot rumba Doing the two-finger ballet Doing the two-finger salute Doing your nails Doodling the noodle Double knuckling Double-clicking your mouse Dousing the digits Draining your tuna Drilling for fish Drilling for oil Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us contortionists) Drinking from the furry cup Driving Ms. Daisy Dunking your doughnut Dusting the endtable Engaging in safe sex Entering the forest Entering the ring of fire Erasing the problem Excavating the Tunnel of Love Exploring the bush Fanning the fur Feeding the bearded clam Feeding the cat Feeding the pony Feeding your slot Feeling your funnel Fiddling the bean Filling the pink taco Filling your niche Finding yourself Finger bang Finger blasting Finger dipping Finger fucking Finger pie Finger-pole the hole Fingerbating Fingering Fingering something out Fingerpainting Finishing the job Fishing Fishing for cumpliments Fishing for mackerel Flash flood Flickin' the bean Flicking the switch Flicking the tic tac Flipping the light switch repeatedly Flitting your clit Flossing the cat Fluffing the kitty Fluffing the muff Frigging Fucking without complications Gagging my meat hole Gagging the clam Gagging the lips of love Genital manipulation Genital stimulation via phalangetic motion Getting a date with slick mittens Getting a lube job Getting a stain out of my carpet Getting a stinky pinky Getting mud for my turtle Getting the last pickle out of the jar Getting the little man in the boat to go fishing Getting to know Sticky Fingers the mobster Getting to know yourself Gilding the lily Going around the corner Going deep sea diving Going fishing Going mining Going solo Going to and from the Batcave Greasing your hips Gristle rub Groping the grotto Gusset typing Hand tossing the tuna salad Harpooning your tang Having a date with Martin Five-Fingers Having ladyfingers and cream Having sex with someone you love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hitchhiking South Hitchhiking to heaven Hitchhiking under the Big Top Hitting the slit Hitting the spot Honing the stone Hula-hooping Indoor fishing Itching the ditch Jabberwocking Jennying off Jiggling your jenny Jilling off JocelynEldering Jostling the Elder Juicing it up Juicing Lucy Killing off Letting your fingers do the walking Levy break limbo Licking my lips (for us contortionists) "Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)" Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat Making a mini Eiffel Tower Making kitty purr Making my lips swell Making soup Making the little man sing Making your own gravy Manual override Menage a moi Mistressbate Muffin buffin' Nail polish remover Nulling the void Nursing a hatchet wound Opening the bottom drawer Paddling the finger canoe Paddling the pink canoe Pampering the pussy Parting my meat curtain Parting the Red Sea Patting the panky Pearl fishing Peeling the peach Perusing the Yellow Pages Petting Snoopy Petting the kitty Petting the little man in the canoe Petting the petunia Petting the pussy Petting the pussy cat Petting your bunny Petting your kitty Playing couch hockey for one Playing on the cricket green Playing poker Playing solitaire Playing the banjo Playing the beaver Playing the box Playing the clitar Playing the hairy guitar Playing the little Dutch boy Playing the silent trombone Playing the slots Playing with the man in the boat Playing with your pineapple Pluggin the leak Plunging the drain Plunging the happy hole Pokin' the pucker Poking the pudding Polishing the nugget Polishing the peanut Polishing the wedding ring Polishing your pearl Preheating the oven Priming the pump "Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^)" Pushing the button Pussy poking Pussy soccer Putting out the fire Putting the dot in [ .org ] Reading braille Reading the map of Tazmania Ride the glide until the tide Riding the bed post Riding the cotton pony Riding the unicycle Riding the waterslide Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon Ringing your bell Rocking the boat Rollin the ol' bean Rolling the dough Rolling the marble Romancing thy own Rubbin Hood Rubbin' the nubbin Rubbing the donut Rubbing the red pussycat Rubbing the stub Salting the beef curtains Scoring the hoop Scraping the cheese off the taco Scratching the patch Scratching where it itches "Searching for Ms. ""G""" Seasoning your fish Secret vice Sending Muffin Morse Code Sexercising Shaking hands with Mr. Paul Shaking the dew off the lily Shebopping Shining the diamond Shooting hoops Shooting the rapids Shucking the fresh water clam Shucking the oyster Slappin' the crack Slapping slit Slapping Susie Slapping the flap Slapping the mackerel Slapping the meat curtain Slapping the skunk guts Slicing pie Sliding down the chute Sliding into home Slob the knob Snatching Soaking in Palmolive Soaking the whisker biscuit Softening the peach Spanking the spot Spanking your puppy on the nose Spearing the bearded clam Spelunking Spelunking in the hairy caves Spelunking in the mystery cave Splashing in the sea Squeezing the peach Steaming the oyster Sticking my fingers into my own genitalia to the extent of an orgasm Stiffening my upper lip Stinky pinky Stirring it up Stirring the honey pot Stirring the pudding Stirring the sauce Stirring the soup Stoking the furnace Stroking the box Strumming Strumming the banjo Strumming the big open C Surfing the channel Surfing the Slippery Sea Surfing the web Sweeping the chimney Swimming in the crimson lake Swimming in the Pu-Tang River Swimming in the Red Sea Takin' it to tuna town Taking a dip Taking a dip in the lake Taking advantage of yourself Taking the German u-boat into port Tapping the tuna Teasing the kitty Teasing the little man in the canoe Teasing the tuna Teasing the tuna taco Tending your own garden Testing the plumbing Testing your waters The disappearing finger trick The girly gusher The magical disappearing finger trick The ole feel n' squeal The other monthly visitor The two-fingered tango The virgin's release Tickling the kitty Tickling the pearl Tickling the taco Tickling your fancy Tiptoe through the TwoLips Toggling the bit Tossing the pink salad Touching your tigeress Touching your tuna Touring Tasmania (triangular shaped Australian island) Tracing the vertical smile Trolling the Bermuda Triangle Twiddling your twat Twinkling the little star Twirlin' the pearl Two-finger taco tango Two-finger typing Unclogging the drain Visiting Niagra Falls Visiting with Father Thumb and his four sons Visiting your safety deposit box Wading in the Bermuda Triangle Walking Downtown Washing my hands Washing your fingers Waxing the canoe Waxing the milk duds Weaving the carpet Whipping your cream Whipping your nest White knuckling Working in the garden Working out at the Y Wrinkling fingers |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Thu 3 Apr, 2003 @ 4:18am |
| Coolness: 685810 | Foreign Language
Masturbation Synonyms French Male La veuve poignet Se branler Se crosser Se faire les cinq doigts de la main Se passer un poignet German Male abspritzen an eva denken an helmut kohl denken gehen bordstein bashing bockwurst essen gehen christenverarschen das handy klingeln (lassen) den hof kehren den willi wienern der tapete einen neuen anstrich geben die boa frei lassen die klinke putzen die republikaner wählen gehen flötensolo gitarre spielen gitarrensaiten zerschneiden knackigen spaß im glas machen obstsalat machen onanieren power pissen puller-alarm rubbel die katz sich einen runterholen sich einen von der palme wedeln sich selbst befriedigen verona bekleckern wixen Der Prügel ist im Kübel Einen von der Palme wedeln Jürgen Würgen Schimmel vom Lümmel schütteln 5 gegen Willi ( 5 vs. Willi ) Italian Female Farsi un ditalino (to do a little finger) Latin (via Latin students of Stanford University) Historical Contrecto Eglubo Frico Glubo (possibly) Haereo Manu fututrici uti Sollicito Tero Thalassionem indico manibus libidinosis Tracto virilia (Martial) Truso Trudo Other ideas In Verrem orare Rem ad mentulam deferre Sarcem rumpere Senatus consultum ultimum invocare Sibi unici prensare Venire, videre, venire Venire, videre, vincere Portuguese Female Bater escova Escovar a sebosa Esfregar o grelo Fazer sabão Tocar siririca Male Bater bronha Escovar o careca Escovar o seboso Punhetar Sair na mão Tocar punheta Russian Male Gonjat` gusja Parit` shishku Spanish Male Haciendo una pajita Hacieno jacketas de cuero (making skin jackets) Jalandose (pulling yourself) Jalarle el cuello al ganso Punetas Acogotando el ganso Swedish Male Runka dra i spaken (pull the lever) |
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