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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 2:57pm |
 Coolness: 282445 | Jizz that makes it smell like Bleach rolled in dirt and hair? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mike_Stinger a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 3:02pm |
 Coolness: 51230 | was it a good wank? or just a so-so wank? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 3:04pm |
| Coolness: 282445 | just so-so, no but seriously, what the fuck is it that makes jiz smell like a roll of quarters dipped in jiffylube? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 3:08pm |
 Coolness: 150450 | It's the scent of Love. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 3:08pm |
 Coolness: 159110 | Haaaahahahahahaha !
I'm tempted to say what you eat determines how it's going to smell. So stop drinking bleach, eating pocket change and jiffylube for dessert and wank often if you don't want it to rot in there. Problem solved ! LAWLZ. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 3:25pm |
| Coolness: 282445 | It's like that saying, if you dont spend your money, it's just gonna sit around and stink up the place ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 3:29pm |
 Coolness: 113385 | Eat some pineapple, some mango, some kiwi, and maybe some strawberries...next time you cum it'll smell like a fruit salad ;) |
| I'm feeling a little teapot right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 3:30pm |
| Coolness: 282445 | not true at all lol infact I think it makes it smell more like pee when you eat too much fruit ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 3:36pm |
| Coolness: 113385 | Well I dunno, there's all these rumors floating around about how to make it taste less like soap and sea water, figured it might be true for smell too. Thanks for clearing that up :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 3:42pm |
| Coolness: 282445 | yeh I dont smell my leavings on regular basis so I can't be sure if it's 100% true, but I think it's just a fallucy |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tamala a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 4:28pm |
 Coolness: 165630 | hahah
as long as it doesn't smell like pizza, I think you're fine |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» karma.millie a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 4:44pm |
 Coolness: 38275 | drink cranberry juice it makes it sweet ;)..and scientists just discovered that watermelon makes you harder and stay longer :D |
| I'm feeling kiss mah face! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 4:44pm |
 Coolness: 185345 | fuck!!
why my boyfriend don't like watermelon :(((((((((((( Mise À Jour » Daf a écrit sur Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 4:52pm and no i didn't meant that because he need it, but only because stronger and longer is always better! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 4:45pm |
| Coolness: 282445 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'd be so pissed if I was your bf and you wrote that about me  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» karma.millie a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 4:46pm |
| Coolness: 38275 | Originally Posted By DAF
fuck!! why my boyfriend don't like watermelon :(((((((((((( OMG watermelon is like the best fruit ever! force him in a couple you should make compromises XP |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 4:49pm |
| Coolness: 185345 | Originally Posted By HOST_ONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'd be so pissed if I was your bf and you wrote that about me
dude i didn't says he isn't good in the job im only saying that longer is always better. he can fuck like a god for a long time, i wouldn't say no if he could fuck me even longer because he ate some watermelon :P don't worry, i wouldn't be with a guy who sucks in bed, i already dump a few guys because of that haha Mise À Jour » Daf a écrit sur Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 4:50pm but i must admit it might have sounds like he needed it, my bad.
and yeah watermelon is just oh so delicious, i don't get it why some people can't eat it |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 4:55pm |
| Coolness: 282445 | OH I thought you we're insinuating that he doesn't last in the sack because of his dislike for Melons |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 5:00pm |
| Coolness: 185345 | hahahahaha
no!! so now, offering a watermelon to a guy, would be an invitation? i just think it's awesome *ding dong* guy open the door, see is girlfriend holding a watermelon staring at him with a horny stare haha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 5:02pm |
 Coolness: 131585 | wasn't it SKITTLES and STARBURST that makes the gizz taste the same as the candies ?
and too much puffed sugar crisp cereal do the same , but taste as eveil as the smell ?? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico a répondu le Wed 4 Mar, 2009 @ 6:41pm |
| Coolness: 150450 | Originally Posted By DAF
so now, offering a watermelon to a guy, would be an invitation? i just think it's awesome *ding dong* guy open the door, see is girlfriend holding a watermelon staring at him with a horny stare haha Hahaha... Whatever happened to buying somebody a box of chocolates? By the way, Daf. After reading what you just wrote, if I were your boyfriend, I'd be so embarrassed! Even though you're praising him for how well he works in the sack, I'm sure he would be red in the face after reading everything you just wrote. Haha! "im only saying that longer is always better. he can fuck like a god for a long time, i wouldn't say no if he could fuck me even longer because he ate some watermelon :P" Hahahaha! |
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