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Funnay!!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» screw_you a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 3:38am |
 Coolness: 77115 | -Dead Baby Jokes-
Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javelin through its throat. Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out. Q: What's blue and sits in the corner? A: A baby in a baggie. Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby? A: A dead puppy. Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt. Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler! Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A: A baby with forks in its eyes. Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken. Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? A: An erection. Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing? A: Because it had no arms or legs. Q: What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A: A bus load of babies on fire. Q: What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? A: Nailing it to a dead puppy. Q: What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees. Q: What's pink and chunky? A: A baby with leporacy. Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? A: So you can pick them up five at a time. Q: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket. Q: What's pink and spits? A: A baby in a frying pan. Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before. Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies? A: Sticking pins in their eyes. Q: How do you make a baby cry twice? A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear. ...theyres more lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ontheroadagain a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 3:52am |
 Coolness: 54410 | heheheheheh...that appealed to my warped sense of humour.... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 4:06am |
 Coolness: 276510 | They kinda made my newly stuffed belly kinda iffy.
peeling babies, pus.. *cringes* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 6:56am |
 Coolness: 91765 | this can turn into a dead baby jokes thread as soon as $pooky arrives :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 10:06am |
 Coolness: 685665 | I have nothing new. :( I'm in the midst of setting up a new computer. That's my excuse. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 10:06am |
| Coolness: 685665 | I have nothing new. :( I'm in the midst of setting up a new computer. That's my excuse. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 10:44am |
 Coolness: 471880 | And you double-post like crazy ........ |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 10:49am |
| Coolness: 685665 | Yeah, I'm trying to figgure that out, too.
Stupid technology. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 10:50am |
| Coolness: 471880 | :smokin |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 10:51am |
| Coolness: 685665 | As soon as my mother's BF leaves. :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 10:58am |
| Coolness: 471880 | As soon as i'm out of here at 6 ....
Fuckin' potheads we are hey ... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 11:16am |
| Coolness: 685665 | Yeah. But it's not like it's doing anything bad to..
Uhh... What was I saying? :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 11:18am |
| Coolness: 471880 | Nothing .... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 12:14pm |
 Coolness: 85760 | Heh, nice one isabel. I've never known a chick that tells dead babie jokes~ I even heard a handfull of new ones... Right on!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 1:51pm |
| Coolness: 471880 | Oliver,your tunes are really good !! Congrats ! Keep on the good work !!
Can i call that -ambient-intelligent-abstract drumn'bass - ??? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» screw_you a répondu le Fri 21 Feb, 2003 @ 2:11pm |
| Coolness: 77115 | if u liked these go check out [ www.thisisacryforhelp.com ] there more dead baby jokes and a bunch of games and animations...plus theres retarded tests and shit ...its a pretty cool site! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User a répondu le Sat 22 Feb, 2003 @ 9:37pm |
 Coolness: 15440 | O h wowwey i Luv the site thank-you soooooooo much!!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Sun 23 Feb, 2003 @ 5:14pm |
| Coolness: 148890 | *vomits*
*vomits* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD a répondu le Sun 23 Feb, 2003 @ 5:54pm |
| Coolness: 85760 | X-cellent-
and Galaksy, thanx for the posetive feedback. Sure, you could call that -ambient-intelligent-abstract drumn'bass. I also do alot of other styles... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Sun 23 Feb, 2003 @ 6:11pm |
| Coolness: 148890 | *vomits* |
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