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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Sun 24 Jun, 2007 @ 10:08pm
alienzed
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I'm feeling vacation right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Sun 24 Jun, 2007 @ 10:37pm
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...and mayonaise!
I'm feeling ( @ y @ ) right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Raz a répondu le Sun 24 Jun, 2007 @ 10:48pm
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"Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the "Star Spangled Banner" while I take her roughly from behind. After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter's singing the original "To Anacreon in Heaven" lyrics while my son performs anal sex on her."
The agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, "Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners. He turns my wife around and gives her a dirty Sanchez before having her perform oral sex on him. When the song's over and we're both getting close, we all stop and lie down on the stage."
"Then my grandma enters and she really is a gem, and we all take turns pissing on her while she masturbates to orgasm." The agent starts to stretch his collar.
The man smiles fondly as he recalls, "This is the best part: our dog then comes out on the stage, and he's trained to lick each one of us to orgasm in turn. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow."
The man continues, "But then, as an encore, my son holds down the dog while my wife suffocates it with a blanket, then I gouge out the dead dog's eyes with my thumbs, defecate in one of the eye sockets and invite my son to penetrate the other, while I insert my entire fist into my son's rectum, whilst simultaneously vomiting into his mouth"
Then the man concludes "To finish off I get up and say 'And now for our reenactment of WWII' and my entire family gets into full leather assless Nazi uniforms. Then we take all the Jewish people from the crowd, shoot them in the face, have sex with the bullet hole and finally we place them in our massive easy bake oven."
He looks at the agent and says, "Well, that's the act. What do you think?"
The agent just sits in silence for a long time. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?"
"The Aristocrats!"
I'm feeling lollerskates right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Sun 24 Jun, 2007 @ 11:15pm
greatjob
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wow that joke is not funny.

I saw the movie about this dumb joke and...

no matter how many ways you tell it, or who tells it...it still sucks.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nemorave a répondu le Mon 25 Jun, 2007 @ 1:11am
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woooot??
I'm feeling i am a banana right now..
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