My Dick... Your Dick...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 4:27pm |
 Coolness: 219945 | My Dick, hard and strong like HE MAN
Your Dick, just got touched by a SHE MAN My Dick, STD free Your Dick, Hurts when you pee My Dick, fits nice between tits Your Dick, likes to touch other dicks My Dick, smells nice and looks clean Your Dick, smells like sardines My Dick, stretch long like armstrong Your Dick, cant reach an inch long |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 4:48pm |
 Coolness: 83850 | what do you got against "she men"?
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 4:49pm |
 Coolness: 471780 | rofl |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 4:51pm |
 Coolness: 339640 | now we're talking! :D |
| I'm feeling you up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 5:23pm |
| Coolness: 219945 | aww cmon, no one can think up of any to add?
My Dick, parties inside a girls dorm Your Dick, parties inside DJneoform |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ufot a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 5:29pm |
 Coolness: 93075 | Hot shit dialect,
but please let my lyrics interject. ur rhyms about dicks be some rhymin' fun, speakin a which my dick spits fire like the barrel of gun, your dicks supa small like fuckin foozball, an my dicks hung like dirty harry's magnum, wuts that neoform likes to take it in teh bum? How come, I thought he likes an girlz n'shit son, o well another man lost to the batty nation!!! PUSH UP YA DICK LIGHTER!!!!! BOP-BOP uFOT-stop lookin at my whiteboyishness |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 5:54pm |
| Coolness: 339640 |  |
| I'm feeling you up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 6:02pm |
| Coolness: 219945 | My Dick, is all sexy and hot
Your Dick, is all tied up in a knot |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 6:04pm |
 Coolness: 685565 | My dick is hot.
Your dicks are not. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ufot a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 6:22pm |
| Coolness: 93075 | omfg... thanks neo, If I misspell this postt its cause im now legally blind...
Ufot-......geebus Ps- my dick's like big & glamorous rock star an shit your dick's like thinner then nicole richies weight loss trick! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 6:35pm |
| Coolness: 83850 | my dick is a big greek suvlaki...
and your dick smells like unwashed paki!! sure my post is racist in form... but i'm still fuckin hung like unicorn!!! you dicks are all shivled cuz you smoke too much crack but ladies smoke my dick like a cigarette pack!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 6:55pm |
| Coolness: 219945 | hahahaha! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Vanessa_Lutz a répondu le Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 7:08pm |
 Coolness: 71580 | best. thread. ever.
but i will stop myself from doing rhymes about my secret temple. Mise À Jour » Vanessa_Lutz a écrit sur Wed 9 May, 2007 @ 7:11pm king missile says:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV a répondu le Thu 10 May, 2007 @ 1:09am |
 Coolness: 194000 | My dick, finds punani free-ly
Your dick, sees five fingers day-ly My dick, tastes like shot of bai-leys Your dick, smells like unwiped stale jizz My dick's licked by chicks like ten times a week You got ribs removed just to suck your own dick My dick's going on like an energized bu-nny Your dick spurtzes at a mere sight of puna-ni My dick has a sixth sense for female g-spot, Your dick, likes the Fleshlight a lot. Beeeyatch!! :) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK a répondu le Thu 10 May, 2007 @ 2:47am |
| Coolness: 83850 | chicks love my dick cuz it blasts like a rocket
your dick gets its play from the hole in your pocket my dick is huge and similar to a whale you dick reminds girls of a curly pig tail my dick is long and hard like a tortoise your dick is so short it looks like a clitoris my dick goes for blocks like toronto's spadina and are you really sure your dicks not a vagina? |
| I'm feeling warm unicorn jizz right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix a répondu le Thu 10 May, 2007 @ 10:16am |
 Coolness: 152485 | 4 out of 5 doctors surveyed recommend my dick,
4 out of 5 doctors surveyed mistook your dick for a toothpick My dick gives your breath long lasting freshness your dick is the cause of half the world's siphiliss My dick wears fur coats your dick wears goats |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean a répondu le Thu 10 May, 2007 @ 4:18pm |
| Coolness: 219945 | My Dick, quick to pick up fine sluts
Your Dick, quick to plug man butts My Dick, sophisticated and smokes Your Dick, wrinkly like old folks My Dick, stalked by every girl on ravewave Your Dick, stalked only by ravedave |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mike_Stinger a répondu le Thu 10 May, 2007 @ 5:35pm |
 Coolness: 51215 | lol. dialect, man! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk a répondu le Thu 10 May, 2007 @ 9:15pm |
 Coolness: 152980 | Originally Posted By DJ_DIALECT
My Dick, stalked by every girl on ravewave Your Dick, stalked only by ravedave this one was nice! no offence to ravedave! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly a répondu le Thu 10 May, 2007 @ 10:50pm |
 Coolness: 158710 | wow hahaha that's so good you should all produce an album lol |
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