How To Use A Vagina By Neuromyth ( 17 Years Old )
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB a répondu le Mon 23 Apr, 2007 @ 11:05pm |
 Coolness: 103380 | OK. Last night, I gave this babe a few orgasms so she would fall asleep. I got a flashlight, paper and pencil and I drew this diagram for you. Then I prettied it up in Photoshop. Look at it closely. See that replica 1999 NY Yankees World Series ring? With that ring and $30 for frozen daquiris, all the mysteries of the vagina will be solved.
Put on the ring and your best threads and head uptown to Jimmy's Chicken Shack. Locate the best looking mamacita in the place, offer to buy her a drink and mention in an offhand way that you are Chuck Knoblach, former member of the World Champion New York Yankees. She'll respond with the standard, "Do you know Derek Jeter?" You tell her that you and Derek are best buds and that you're having dinner tomorrow night with him at Daniels and would she like to be your date. She will be yours. Wait 2 weeks and repeat. She will be yours again. The Clitoris (rhymes with Deloris, and Lavoris)- also known as the man in the boat, the clit, the love button, the budgie's tongue and the magic button that will open her thighs. This is where you'll be expected to spend a significant part of the night, so bring ideas for killing time. One way is to try and guess the different smells. One might be her laundry detergent, another last night's dinner. Some women like humming at this point - and I hum "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and refer to it as the seventh inning stretch. I understand some women will actually orgasm upon clitoral contact. Please confirm to me if this has ever happend to you !!! Different Types of Vaginas There are probably different types of vaginas but quite frankly who cares? Nobody has ever thrown a babe out of bed because her vagina wasn't cute. Once you've determined that there is, in fact, a vagina present, get the party started. There are however different ways of decorating the vagina.HONEY,MAYO,KETCHUP,SPERM ( IM SERIAL ) and the good old spit. And that ladies and gentleman is how I use my vagina's. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AYkiN0XiA a répondu le Mon 23 Apr, 2007 @ 11:10pm |
 Coolness: 166620 | oh my god what the fuck lol. this is funny. i don't totally understand everything in there but i like how it all sounds.
and yes of course it is possible to orgasm of the clitoris-deloris-lavoris contact. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Mon 23 Apr, 2007 @ 11:10pm |
 Coolness: 266000 | why are you spreading the secret? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 12:07am |
| Coolness: 103380 | Originally Posted By NAMASTE
oh my god what the fuck lol. this is funny. i don't totally understand everything in there but i like how it all sounds. and yes of course it is possible to orgasm of the clitoris-deloris-lavoris contact. AWWW I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW THAT FROM YOU |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 12:14am |
| Coolness: 266000 | spread herpes. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 3:53am |
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i love how you take the credit for such a poor story. 1. We're in montreal, nobody gives a shit about baseball players. Even when we did have a team, nobody even knew their names. 2. You never saw a vagina in your life 3. Flagina. Nuf said. Dee: Spread herpes like you spread your love |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 4:04am |
 Coolness: 73130 | ouch |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 7:57am |
 Coolness: 226320 | I want my herpes! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 7:59am |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AYkiN0XiA a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 9:38am |
| Coolness: 166620 | Originally Posted By NEUROMYTH AWWW I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW THAT FROM YOU
yeah well all the other supermodels were busy you know, so they had to delegate me :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» aLxzRed a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 9:41am |
 Coolness: 68740 | Crabs are free
Lobster costs money |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» no.name a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 9:57am |
 Coolness: 129235 | ewww |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 10:08am |
| Coolness: 266000 | Originally Posted By ALXZRED
Crabs are free Lobster costs money hahahha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 10:39am |
 Coolness: 146370 | Originally Posted By DRGONZO
Originally Posted By aLxzRed
Crabs are free Lobster costs money hahahha heh :) but both usually come with mayonnaise |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 10:45am |
| Coolness: 266000 | AND KETSUP! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nemorave a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 10:47am |
 Coolness: 89080 | wath the fuc????? this thread is Flame war???????? lol |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 10:51am |
| Coolness: 146370 | what'sup ? K'sup !!
:) well ketchup actually happens only few times a month, when you haphazardly tend to get stuck to your chair |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nemorave a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 10:55am |
| Coolness: 89080 | LOL |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 11:05am |
| Coolness: 266000 | Originally Posted By FLO
what'sup ? K'sup !! :) well ketchup actually happens only few times a month, when you haphazardly tend to get stuck to your chair *shifty eyes* SHHHHhhhhhhhh |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Tue 24 Apr, 2007 @ 11:23am |
 Coolness: 471850 | man that shit's twisted and Tipsy's reply was gold |
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